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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Gotta Be Me (S02E02)

"Anyway, that's why I rented the tapes."
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"The video store has a whole section on tough guys."
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"And I was hoping they might help me figure it out."
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"But I know what I'm gonna do."
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"I've decided to write a poem."
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"A poem?"
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"For class."
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"and show that brains are as valuable as brawn."
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"Big no to that."
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"Luckily, as a small-business owner"
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"who relies on customer service,"
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"I understand the mechanics of getting people to like you."
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"You find out what makes them tick,"
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"Like, uh, these boys at school..."
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"How do they speak to each other?"
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"Well, they mostly just insult each other"
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"and make jokes about farts."
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"Like, "Who farted?"
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"Fart, fart, fart.""
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"That's a funny joke."
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"So, they have a sense of humor."
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"That'll be the key to winning their respect."
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"And group five is Huang, Masterson,"
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"Wait, Brian, your last name is Pew?"
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"How long have we been friends?"
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"It's cool that we're all together."
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"Cool? My mom is our chaperone."
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"- So? - It'll still be fun, right?"
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"Boys."
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"- We're going rogue. - What?!"
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"I looked at the map, and turns out your class is only hitting"
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"the educational parts of Floridatowne,"
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"which doesn't leave any time for the good stuff."
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"So we're going to forge our own way."
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"It's what the colonials would have done."
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"Come on!"
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"What are you waiting for, Pew?"
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"You forgot to wipe."
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"Hey, Chad."
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"Want to hear a joke?"
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"Your face looks like a butt,"
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"and whenever you talk, it sounds like a fart."
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"to get out even the most stubborn of household stains."
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"get the blood out of this undershirt?"
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"Come on, come on!"
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"Wow, that was fun."
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"Goodbye, architecture."
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"And I got a kiss from the midwife's assistant."
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"You just asked her where the bathroom was."
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"Eddie, your mom is so fun."
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"She makes my mom look straight-up garbage."
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"Nobody tell my mom I said that."
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"I was just wrapped up in the moment."
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"This field trip would've sucked without your mom."
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"and buy her some fancy chocolates."
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"Sea salt or something."
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"Yeah, you guys are right."
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"Hey, Mom. You were fun today."
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"Oh, thank you, Eddie."
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"You know, that Big Red..."
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"He has a real talent for tanning meat."
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"What is that all about?"
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"Are you jealous your friends had fun with your mom?"
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"You were fun today,"
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"which means you've always been capable of having fun."
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"You just chose not to."
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"Where was Fun Mom when I wanted to keep that gecko"
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"that got into Grandma's room?"
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"Or when I spilled my Slurpee on the moving walkway in the airport?"
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"You could've been fun this entire time."
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"Hello?"
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"Eddie got into a fight?"
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"Eddie got into a fight?"
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"Madeline, what did I tell you about keeping me in the loop?"
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"but no fights today."
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"Really? Two vomits?"
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"If Eddie didn't get into a fight, then who..."
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"Oh, no."
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"Oh, my God. What happened?"
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"You came so late that I missed a Tony Little Gazelle Masterclass"
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"that I paid $45 for."
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"You know that expression,"
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""Oh, if you work out, everything else will"?"
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"Well, that is not true."
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"Oh, and Emery was in a fight."
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"You know, this isn't really as bad as it seems."
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"So you got punched."
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"Everybody gets punched at some point in their lives."
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"Your mom got punched by a lady at the yogurt shop last week."
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"Instead of handling things my own way,"
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"I took your advice, and look what happened."
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"Thanks a lot, Dad."
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"Yo, Evan, want to hear a secret?"
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"If it's that you wipe your hands on my towel, I already know."
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"How do you know about that?"
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"Whatever."
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"I'm trying to tell you a real secret."
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"I've been telling you that for years."
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"Not your nerd version of fun."
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"Like actually fun."
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"Today at my field trip, she..."
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"What are you, waitresses at a small-town diner?"
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"Evan, finish your homework in your room."
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"Okay, Mommy."
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"Oh, cool, you're back to being zero fun."
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"Awesome."
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"Maybe I'll experience Fun Mom again in another 12 years."
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"You think I don't want to be Fun Mom?"
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"So then do it."
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"Eddie, we had fun today"
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"because I didn't have to spend every minute"
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"chasing after you and nagging you."
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"You think Fun Mom could get you to do your homework"
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"and clean your room?"
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"No way."
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"That's what this mom is for."
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"This mom gets things done."
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"No juice boxes until you finish your homework."
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"Your discipline is the only reward I need."
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"Mom."
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