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Clips from Scrubs - My Scrubs (S06E06)

"Here you go, sport."
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"But call me "grandpa" again"
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"The wingtip is my shoe,"
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"You keep the riff-raff in check."
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"Well, let's see what Enid packed for lunch today."
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"Maggie Kent and none."
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"You can't do that."
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"Dude, I've had a pro bono, like, all morning."
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"But, most importantly,"
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"you can't let any higher-ups find out that a patient is uninsured,"
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"Dr. Kelso, we need to talk to you."
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"What is it?"
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"A spa."
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"We're gonna get a little graphic here,"
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"Turk, why are you looking?"
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"Hey, good morning, fellas."
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"Why so awkward?"
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"But thank you for including us."
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"I started using that new facial cream made from baby foreskins."
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"You haven't complimented me in six years."
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"leaving me up all night with your melanoma patient,"
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"I just knew if I complimented you,"
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"that I would meet him for his first day of drug counseling."
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"Oh, Barboo, gimme a break."
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"Why in God's name do you think"
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"You wouldn't."
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"Hey, drug addicts!"
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"What's up?"
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"Like a baby LoJack."
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"Like bumper stickers."
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"(SCOFFS)"
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"Anyway, small favor. I need your baby."
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"Nothing illicit, I'm just hooking up folks"
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"that can't have babies with folks that don't want babies."
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"You, give me that baby LoJack number."
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"and we decided to pull a prank that we used to do back in the day."
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"Here comes Ted!"
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"I love you, love you"
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"We have a back-up generator."
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"Thank God."
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"Ted, look at this budget!"
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"I've got half a notion to make you pay for every cent of that new transformer."
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"I'm telling you, sir, a lifeless ghost dog"
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"feel guilty about paving over that"
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"Now, why in the hell are we paying this much money for scrubs?"
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"Now, why would people be stealing scrubs?"
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"What a friend we have in Jesus"
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"Excuse me, guys, stealing scrubs here."
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"About a year ago, I realized it was time to wake up and get sober."
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"you know, you need to do in jail to get narcotics,"
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"I have a game."
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"(WHISPERING) Sam, if you don't raise your hand,"
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"you're going to lose the game."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"No, it's not bald, black doctor."
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"(GASPS)"
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"I want you to tell that new borderline anorexic nurse"
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"Also, I want you to teach me to salsa dance."
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"so I'm gonna need you to be my official beverage taster. Yes?"
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"I'm just gonna confess everything to Turk."
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"to being a lying drug addict who works here."
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"Manzana's Spanish for "apple." Anyway."
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"Last time I was home, I asked how Ramon was doing."
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"Vice President of Mott's Applesauce."
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"The artist formerly known as Prince is still just Prince."
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"Grey's Anatomy always wraps up every episode with some cheesy voiceover"
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"incidentally, is my least favorite device on television."
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"Newbie continually will try to violate my "no touching" policy."
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"You're gonna lose the dead tissue,"
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"This might hurteth a little."
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"Listen up, people! Gather round."
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"Whoever has been stealing scrubs is going to raise their hand,"
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"sorry I skipped out on breakfast to goof around with Rowdy,"
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"I would have suspected me, too."
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"Look, I know that you feel stupid for falsely accusing Sam,"
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"If you really thought he was still a drug addict,"
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"you wouldn't let him counsel people."
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"Playing along with what, sir?"
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"(CLICKING TONGUE)"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"Zombie!"
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"I can't do this anymore."
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"What?"
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"She's getting closer."
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"All right? It wasn't long ago that I was out there,"
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"on my knees, praying to the gods for help."
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"Because that is way too 1980s."
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"It was a hell of a performance."
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"Honestly, I don't really feel the need to convince you of anything,"
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"but I will say that if you're waiting to watch me slip,"
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"This guy is amazing, okay?"
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"He's unbelievable."
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"You have to give your drugs to him?"
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"Even I have to admit, that was pretty darn clever."
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"with my sponsor in the back of his El Camino."
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"Crazy!"
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"I'm gonna go ahead and take this whole moment,"
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"I'm gonna find Dr. Barbie and I'm going to rub it in her face."
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"Well, howdy, boys!"
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"How dare you steal our dog?"
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"Well, why didn't we do what we always do?"
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"I'm telling you guys, this could have been a much bigger moment."
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"J.D.: Even though I was the only one who knew how to embrace life,"
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"we all left thinking about how important trust is."
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"I... I just wanted to apologize to you, Sam, for not believing in you."
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"'Cause this hospital will eventually"
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"- I take the bus, dude. - Yeah."
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"We've gotten to know each other quite well."
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"Still, it was worth it."
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"You want half my sandwich?"
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"Thank you, Mrs. Suarez."
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"Hey, grandpa, a little help."
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"and you and I are gonna play a little game called "hide the wingtip.""
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"There might be a generational gap here, I'll explain."
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"Hi, Bob."
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"That's why I always save you a place."
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"My pleasure."
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"She's not well."
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