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Clips from Sex and the City - The Baby Shower (S01E01)

"who think that life is a Jacqueline Susann novel?"
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"I'm sure you get asked this all the time, but what is your problem?"
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"Really? You're lucky, because at least you know what happened to your dream."
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"Hi, Laney!"
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"He's a good kisser and he's gonna do my taxes for free."
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"Hey, Jonathan."
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"I've been talking to your friend Charlotte. She's great."
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"- Is she seeing anybody? - Wide open."
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"Just don't mention the name Shayla."
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"His name was Jonathan Bix."
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"Laney, maybe we should think about getting you home, all right?"
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"No, I don't wanna go back there."
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"Who wants to see my tits?"
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"Relax! It'll be fun!"
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"All right, look. Now we're gonna have a party."
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"Pregnant lady showin' her tits!"
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"No biggie."
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"Laney, it's not who you are anymore. It's all right."
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"I mean, somebody should warn you."
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"One day you're gonna wake up, and you're not gonna recognize yourself."
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"You wanna go home? Yeah, yeah."
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"I got my period."
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"Like lottery winners or extremely successful people who are 27."
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"Can I ask you, would any baby shower bother you..."
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"So help me, she fucks on my couch, she buys it."
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"Isn't that how you got the couch from me?"
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"Laney did A&R for a record label..."
Sex and the City
"Look at her, the poster girl for low self-esteem."
Sex and the City
"She's so sad."
Sex and the City
"Take it off!"
Sex and the City
"Give me one reason."
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"Are we there yet?"
Sex and the City
"I've already had two of these, so we're gonna be stopping a lot."
Sex and the City
"Oh, Toto, I don't think we're in Manhattan anymore."
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"Invisible electric fencing."
Sex and the City
"We got lost. We took the wrong bridge."
Sex and the City
"We call them our old married couple."
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"I love my son. Andy is 11 months old."
Sex and the City
"When I was senior vice president, 212 people reported to me daily."
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"I mean, the woman builds her dream house..."
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"And I will not be made to feel inadequate by all this baby talk."
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"Oh, honey, gray area."
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"That night, Charlotte got out her wish box..."
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"a beach house in East Hampton..."
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"Sweetie, I just spent $395 on a pair of open-toed Gucci's last week."
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"What if I am?"
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"If you am, you am."
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"- She is? - Yeah."
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"Miranda chose life..."
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"- Maybe we better sit down. - Fuck no! Where's the bar?"
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"- Somebody get me a drink! - You think that's a good idea?"
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"Excuse me. I'm sorry. Hey, Carrie."
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"This party sucks."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"On the way home..."
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"Kids?"
Sex and the City
"Samantha did something only Samantha could do."
Sex and the City
"She was supposed to have sex with Sid Vicious and move to heroin."
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"Don't get up. She's doing in vitro."
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"That's Betsy and her boy Harry."
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"that some woman's gonna be able to make Andy happy?"
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"The party had turned into a preview..."
Sex and the City
"No one knows."
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"and listen to Peter Frampton."
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"I can't believe you're freaking out over a name."
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"I didn't know that was gonna happen. Nobody told me that was gonna happen."
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"Can you take her to Connecticut?"
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"Her face peeled off. That can't be good."
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"Charlotte had made us all swear never to use it."
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"I know I was a big bitch, but you gotta know my hormones are going wild."
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"- I'm sorry? - Nothing."
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"with the same enthusiasm she once reserved..."
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"deep inside the mommies downstairs?"
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"I am not going to tell him until I know what l..."
Sex and the City
"This is weird."
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"and sacrifice themselves to the same cause... babies."
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"It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes."
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"Oh, it's adorable!"
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"She met a Wall Street investment banker, married him..."
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"Exactly. There's a reason for that."
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"Why didn't he come?"
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"Then there's that hell on Earth..."
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"If you're not back in five minutes, I'm coming after you."
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"Lisa."
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"Charlotte sweetie, don't forget our gift."
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"- I was once ten days late. - Really? Were you having sex?"
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"Oh! I don't have a baby!"
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"Charlotte suddenly realized all was not lost."
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"Samantha and Laney had a long-standing rivalry."
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"As I penciled in the date, I noticed something missing."
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"I spent the next day sitting on a park bench watching children play."
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"Would I somehow manage to stay me?"
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"I spent the next hour keeping Charlotte away from Laney..."
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"she mentally Scotch-taped her dream house back together again."
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"If you can ask for it, you're probably too old to have it."
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"it appeared that Laney Berlin's invisible electric fence..."
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"there it wasn't..."
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"- What did you get her? - Condoms."
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"Okay, this is Rebecca..."
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""Was I next?""
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"Relax, 'cause once Todd or Shayla comes around, you'll never stop cleaning up."
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"and these brats come along and start eating it."
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"Thank you. I know it's a big change."
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"You know how I feel about that?"
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"You bitch!"
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"but you haven't been shot."
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"When I was a girl, I left my baby doll in the rain for four days."
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"It's a private joke. Go forth and date."
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"It's all right."
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"Despite her best efforts to run free..."
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"- Bye. - Bye-bye."
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"Sometimes there is nothing harder in life than being happy for somebody else."
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"Let's be honest."
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