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Clips from Sex and the City - The Baby Shower (S01E01)

"that only your closest friends can inflict on you..."
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"Laney Berlin. You can't really describe her."
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"Chances are eight years ago you probably did."
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"Give it a rest! You guys have seen enough of my tits."
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"Tits! Tits! Tits!"
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"Every time she went on a scouting trip, she came back with some hot new group..."
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"by eating a box of Double Stuff Oreos."
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"Both wild, both sexy..."
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"both incredibly insecure."
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"Two years ago, Laney did the most shocking thing of all."
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"and moved to Connecticut."
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"- Lyme disease? - That's another good one."
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"She's got a point. It's the right thing to do."
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"Just imagine how fat she must be."
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"Right after the gifts."
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"Hey, guys! Wait, wait!"
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"Hey, guys, wait for me!"
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"Does anybody know how to drive?"
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"Her house is beautiful!"
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"Come on, boy!"
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"Ready, girls?"
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"- Look at you! You're huge! - I know."
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"Come on in. Come in."
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"you'd fall off the edge of the earth?"
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"Oh, my God! It's the Bellini baby basket!"
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"Jealous?"
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"They're inseparable. They do everything together."
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"He is a god, and I tell him so every day."
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"I'm gonna go with zero."
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"Look at that Charlotte."
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"I wish they made this in my size."
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"I told you, it's a cult. We can't separate."
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"Once they isolate you from the herd, it's all over."
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"As I watched Laney tear open a baby bib..."
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"The truth is, I needed to escape."
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"a preview of a life I didn't know if I was ready for."
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"Before I married my husband, I slept around with everybody."
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"Now I have an Internet lover."
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"But every now and then, I can't help but think about..."
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"Sometimes I climb up into the kids' tree house..."
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"Jeremy, no!"
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"I just realized..."
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"maybe it's maturity or the wisdom that comes with age..."
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"I mean, life is not a Jacqueline Susann novel..."
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"It's my name, my secret baby name..."
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"I told you. Don't tell me you don't remember."
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"I'm sorry, I really don't."
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"A complete lie. She remembered. We all remembered."
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"- My husband heard it somewhere else. - Really? Where? I didn't tell him."
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"were the perfect antidote to Laney's House of Humiliation."
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"- No offense. - I don't want to be one of them either."
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"This is why I hate baby showers. You always leave feeling depressed."
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"Well, I, for one, love my life."
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"I know plenty of cool, hip mothers..."
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"who live in the city and still have great careers and stuff."
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"Who?"
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"How late?"
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"No."
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"till I know how l... what..."
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"her dream man..."
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"I had a very reassuring moment once with First Response."
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"- But if you... - I shaved my Barbie's head."
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"When I was little, I took a rubber band and put it around my dog's snout."
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"- What? - God."
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"Can you picture it, us with..."
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"- Babies. - I'll probably end up with five."
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"Seeing you made me remember how much fun we used to have."
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"But I miss us. I really do."
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"We should get together, not just say we're going to..."
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"Absolutely. Listen, I've gotta go. I'm running late."
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"Faced with her own inadequacies..."
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"She threw an l-don't-have-a-baby shower..."
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"Great to see you!"
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"- Are you having fun? - Yes, but not as much fun as Miranda."
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"If she fucks on that couch, she buys it."
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"Hey, you guys, the entertainment has arrived!"
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"Fuck yeah. I'm due any day. What's one little drink gonna matter?"
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"Maybe it'll help me go into labor."
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"My problem? Just that I had a dream and you killed it, in a nutshell."
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"I have absolutely no idea what happened to mine."
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"and Laney away from the vodka."
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"Look who came up for air."
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"He was a trader at Bear Sterns..."
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"and had just closed escrow on a house in the Hamptons."
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"As she sipped her beer..."
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"I'll take a look."
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"Laney, come on. Come back. Don't do this."
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"This is at once so sad..."
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"and the most fabulous validation I've ever gotten in my life."
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"I don't think I can do this."
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"stretched all the way to Manhattan."
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"No, I know I can do it. Just give me one more chance."
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"If I had to, could I do this?"
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"Would I be any good?"
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"Hello. Oh, my!"
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"That's okay. She's adorable."
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"Yeah, most of the time."
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"the baby shower."
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"You could not drag me to that thing if you put a grappling hook in my mouth."
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"I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence."
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"Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?"
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"I'm happy for her."
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"If I see another crepe paper stork, I'm gonna rip its cardboard beak off."
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"or is this one worse because it's Laney's?"
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"You just had to know her."
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"Laney, show us your tits!"
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"or, as she used to call it, sex with an expense account."
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"and a gynecological condition no one had ever heard of."
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"Those things make so many public appearances, they need a booking agent."
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"I have low self-esteem, but I express it the healthy way..."
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"That wasn't supposed to happen."
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"It'll be fun. We've never even been to visit her in Connecticut."
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"- It's a baby shower. - No, it's a cult."
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"- A cult? What are you talking about? - Listen."
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"They all think the same, dress the same..."
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"She's insane."
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"I've lost two sisters to the motherhood. I know what I'm talking about."
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"We should go. It's the right thing to do."
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"Okay. You're driving down the road. You see a sign."
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"It says "two-headed snake." You pull over."
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