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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Halloween (S01E01)

"We got egged."
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"Some of the shell got in my contacts"
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"and my hair and my mouth and my bra."
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"Eggshell in my bra is not hot."
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"Well, it's kinda hot."
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"Boobs go in a bra. Up top."
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"Whoo! My man."
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"So great. We're having the best time."
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"Right, Amy?"
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"How's the unwinnable bet going?"
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"Well, on the one hand, I fell through the ceiling"
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"I also badly bruised my brain."
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"If you wanted to make a bet with Holt,"
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"you shoulda made a bet you could win."
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"Like who wears more denim jackets."
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"That was one time."
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"You guys never forget anything."
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"You know, frankly, I'm a little surprised"
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"you don't think I can win this thing."
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"You're always telling me how I'm the best."
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"You're the best, Jake."
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"You're the best, Jake."
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"Thank you, Charles."
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"Yeah, maybe it's just Charles."
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"Look, Jake,"
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"I love you like you're one of my daughters. Really?"
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"But it's not about you or how smart you are."
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"It's about Captain Holt."
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"The man's a genius."
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"Here I come. All right."
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"Ohh, strong. Ahh."
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"Okay, here's the first set"
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"of royal babies I rounded up."
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"Any of these guys look familiar?"
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"Maybe the third guy."
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"The baby who mugged me was pretty short."
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"You're not supposed to laugh at me."
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"Number three,"
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"step forward and say, "give me your money,"
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"you stupid bag of crap.""
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"Gimme your money, you stupid bag of crap."
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"No, wrong giant baby."
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"I still want to know why you got kicked out"
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"of catholic school."
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"Were you doing drugs?"
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"Worse. Selling drugs?"
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"Worse. How bad could it have been?"
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"Did you burn down a church?"
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"Number three, step forward and say the word"
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""worse.""
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"Worse."
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"Excuse me, Gina."
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"I can't find Peralta anywhere, and you're the only one"
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"who can decipher his handwriting."
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"He arrested that bunny, but I don't know what for."
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"He's either a crispy mother werewolf"
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"or cowboy mustard, oslo, Norway."
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"Hmm."
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"The bunny groped multiple women on the subway."
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"Being able to read Jake's writing is a gift."
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"A useless, useless gift."
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"Nice costume, Peralta."
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"No Peralta here."
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"Come out of there."
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"Captain, hey."
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"You really thought this was gonna work?"
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"This whole janitor gambit"
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"was designed to fail."
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"It's just like in chess."
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"Sometimes in order to win,"
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"you have to sacrifice your king."
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"That's exactly how you lose in chess."
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"Have you ever played the game?"
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"all the time, and he said I was great."
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"This is a game of concentration, Jake."
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"So focus your mind, and start shooting."
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"Now you're a master of chess, huh?"
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"I expected better of you."
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"You could have at least created a diversion"
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"to distract me from your terrible costume."
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"Uh, I'm not a dumb butt."
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"I had a diversion planned."
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"There was just a slight timing issue."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Get down, everyone! There's a big fire!"
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"Captain, you better head over there for, like,"
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"15 minutes and see what's going on with that."
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"You have beautiful eyes."
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"But you're gonna need this."
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"It's filthy in there."
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"You look like such a cop!"
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"Come on, have some fun, you know?"
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"It'll help you blend in!"
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"Whoo!"
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"Stop trying to get me to love Halloween."
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"It'll never work."
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"I'm backing it up."
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"Oh, God, please don't."
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"Hey, heads up."
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"I'll cut 'em off at the exit. Okay."
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"Move! Move, move!"
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"He ditched the drugs. I'm on it."
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"Ooh."
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"Ay, h. Yes."
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"Hey, watch out, man."
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"Ugh! What is that?"
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"How is it hot and cold?"
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"So the soonest you can fix the ceiling is Monday?"
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"Wait, stop scratching me."
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"We're supposed to be a team."
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"Ahem."
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"Captain, hi."
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"I was just photocopying some stuff."
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"Way to ruin the surprise."
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"How did you get those birds? By using my big, fat brain."
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"Eat the bread. Eat the bread!"
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"I gotcha! I gotcha!"
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"All part of my elaborate plan to defeat you."
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"So far, you and your big, fat brain"
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"Maybe, if we're talking about who's winning our bet."
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