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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XXI (S22E22)

"How'd you do that?"
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"Oh, it's these cheap school buses, with their squishy metal."
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"They're just dots in circles."
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"Come with me."
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"♪ ♪"
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"You're a vampire."
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"I should be scared, but I'm not."
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"Let us move between the trees the way a bat does: by jumping."
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"Lisa's fallen for a vampire?"
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"That makes me so angry!"
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"Edmund's almost here,"
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"so, please, nobody be themselves."
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"I know, I know."
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"Don't serve garlic, don't stab your guest in the heart"
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"with a wooden stake, don't ask him if he knows Frankenstein."
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"It's racist somehow."
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"Sorry, my Dad insisted on coming."
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"Dad, I don't need a chaperone."
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"I'm 400 years old."
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"You live in my crypt,"
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"you play by my rules."
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"You're tearing me apart!"
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"Dinner is served."
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"I tried to make what Homer said you liked."
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"I get the drumstick!"
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"Okay, okay."
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"If a mosquito bites you, does it become a vampire, too?"
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"Okay, okay."
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"If you bite your tongue, does it become a vampire?"
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"Look, I'm more than just a vampire."
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"I'm a nut for Dixieland jazz."
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"I said I might not."
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"I know just how you feel."
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"Let's fly, Lisa."
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"Keep your mouth closed, or you'll swallow a lot of bugs."
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"Man, you vamps got it made."
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"You sleep all day..."
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"And, because we only drive at night,"
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"we can really time the traffic lights. Watch."
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"Green. Green. Green."
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"Boom. Green."
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"Yes. Boom."
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"Green. Good. Boom."
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"Boy, this place has every kind of vampire there is."
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"Excuse me."
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"Have you seen these kids?"
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"I did."
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"And they were sneaking kisses."
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"One kiss!"
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"Ha, ha, ha."
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"Two kisses!"
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"Three kisses!"
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"There they are."
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"Super-Team, fly!"
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"I'm Dracula, not The Hulk."
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"Hyah! Hyah!"
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"Get your neck away from my son's teeth,"
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"you evil temptress."
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"Sir, I'm not trying to take your son away from you."
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"and organize media-friendly events to help combat"
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"all the unfair vampire stereotypes."
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"Wow. Wow!"
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"Bite her, my son,"
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"and you both will be eight forever."
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"Eight forever?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"I can't spend eternity using kid scissors."
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"They barely cut anything."
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"Too late!"
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"The bloodlust is upon me."
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"Back off, you unholy dreamboat!"
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"Pretty ironic-- a cross being used to kill someone."
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"Father, you're hurt."
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"Yes, but at least you are safe, my son."
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"Whoa, you blood-sucking freaks love your kids, too?"
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"I remember when he was a baby, I'd sneak up to his crib"
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"he was still not breathing."
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"No...!"
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"Well, nobody loves his kids more than me!"
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"Come and get it!"
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"Die, fatso!"
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"His blood-- it's full of cholesterol."
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"Woo-hoo!"
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"Uh, Dad?"
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"They turned you into a vampire."
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"Yes! I can fly!"
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"See you back at the house."
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"No...!"
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"from our stomach-churning holiday special,"
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"I'm dead."
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"Set a course for B-7."
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"Think, Bart. Think!"
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"my employer attempted to inject it with poison."
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"And, in a very insignificant way, you, Homer."
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"I repeat: no one will ever know."
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"It's picture day tomorrow!"
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"in the middle of the day to make sure"
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"That pie is poisoned!"
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"in the parlor, with the letter-opener!"
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"I don't deserve to wield the remote."
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"I plan to be a part of your rich culture,"
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"You want to cut me a break?"
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"Mouse Catch? Battleboat?"
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"How do we make this stop?"
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"Ha, ha, ha."
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