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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer Alone (S03E03)

"This is Arnie Pie with Arnie in the Sky."
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"We've got big problems..."
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"on the Springfield Memorial Bridge."
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"Traffic going waaay back in both directions."
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"And look out at 1 4th and Elm."
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"She's locked in the car and refuses to move."
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"Did you flash your lights?"
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"Well, I'm fresh out of ideas."
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"I got a body in the trunk."
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"[ Honking Horn ]"
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"Mr. Genie, stop fiddling with the buttons."
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"Oh! You've gotten chocolate all over everything."
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"reporting from Arnie Pie's traffic 'copter..."
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"but this is no mere traffic report."
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"Hey!"
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"Face the facts."
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"has parked on the bridge, refusing to budge."
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"This reporter will be lowered in the sky harness..."
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"for an exclusive interview."
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"Huh?"
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"Ow!"
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"Not getting enough of the good stuff?"
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"D'oh!"
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"[ Bystanders Talking ]"
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"Let me through."
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"I'm her husband."
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"That explains a lot."
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"[ Both Sighing ]"
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"Try to talk her out of there..."
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"but don't put your lips on it."
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"Hello."
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"Hello!"
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"Is this thing on?"
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"Hello?!"
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"Homer, is that you?"
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"Yes, it's me."
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"Tell her you love her."
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"I love you very much."
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"[ Crowd ] Awww."
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"And, uh..."
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"later tonight, I think you and I should, uh..."
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"snuggle?"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"I can tell something's bothering you..."
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"I promise to do whatever it takes..."
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"to make it better."
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"Please, honey?"
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"Off the record, ma'am..."
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"all the gals on the force..."
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"knew just how you felt."
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"No."
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"Don't worry."
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"She'll be cracking rocks by the end of the week."
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"You glorified night watchman..."
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"let her go!"
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"But she broke the law."
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"Thanks for the civics lesson."
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"and if I go down, you're breaking my fall!"
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"Hear me, Wiggum, you bite me, I'll bite back."
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"I hereby declare today to be Marge Simpson day..."
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"in the city of Springfield."
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"and watch 'em slap their fins together."
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"Well, all's well that ends well."
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"Good night, Marge."
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"[ Growls ]"
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"Many years ago..."
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"the Spanish explorers discovered their piece of heaven..."
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"nestled in the Springfield Mountains."
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"They called it Rancho Relaxo..."
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"and so do we."
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"Today, it's Springfield's only two-star health spa."
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"or just sit and stare at the walls."
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"At Rancho Relaxo, you're the boss."
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"Remember, you can't spell Relaxo without relax."
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"Homer?"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"- Homer! - What?"
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"I need a vacation."
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"What?!"
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"But, Marge, we just had a vacation."
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"Remember Mystic Caverns?"
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"[ Chuckles ]"
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"I know you do, Marge..."
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"but you know what our vacations are like."
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"Those three monsters in the backseat--"
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"''Are we there yet? Are we there yet?''"
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"And I'm no day at the beach either."
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"Marge, can I have another sandwich?''"
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"No, I mean..."
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"What?!"
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"You mean we're getting a divorce?"
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"Marge, I can change."
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"No, Homie, no."
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"A lot of couples take separate vacations."
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"Well, okay..."
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"but you have to swear you're coming back."
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"I swear."
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"All right, then."
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"[ Marge ] Thanks for taking the children while I'm away."
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"Don't worry yourself."
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"We've got six months of maternity leave..."
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"we'll never use anyway."
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"Wish I'd thought of that."
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"She's starting to give."
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"doesn't want to leave the house..."
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"maybe she should just stay with you."
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"Are you sure that's wise?"
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"He'll probably trade her..."
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"for a beer and a nudie magazine."
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"See? Got her on the first bounce."
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"All aboard for Shelbyville, Badwater..."
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"Cattle Skull Testing Grounds, and Rancho Relaxo."
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"Good-bye? Where's my clean underwear?"
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"Check the dryer."
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"How often should I change Maggie?"
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"Marge, how do I use the pressure cooker?"
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"[ Skipped item nr. 251 ]"
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