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Clips from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace - The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth (S01E01)

"However, with the aid of some stills taken by the girlfriend of the time,"
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"(Garth) 'Sanchez lunges at Reed but is held down by Dagless.'"
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"(Garth) 'Reed calls for backup and a general anaesthetic is administered.'"
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"< Sanch would be here,"
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"but he's out helping some crippled children right now."
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"Then why don't you say wind chime?"
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"BEEPING STOPS"
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"Thanks for saving my life."
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"What is it?"
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"- A dream catcher. - What's a dream catcher?"
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"For saving my life."
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"We didn't know what it would achieve,"
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"Cos the temperature's too high"
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"And I knew our lovin'..."
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"Darkplacel"
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"I'm just worried about Sanch."
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"we have reconstructed the missing scenes with added narration from the available cast."
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"You look better. Do you feel you're getting better?"
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"and shit themself at the same time."
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"I'm a one-track lover"
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"Was too..."
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"(Dean) 'Garth Marenghi's Darkplace is a Garth Marenghi production"
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"When my wife died, I could barely finish my lunch."
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"It can happen like that, you can fall in love in an instant."
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"With modern writers, it's, " He licked her, she sucked that,"
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"It's my Romeo and Juliet, but less whiny."
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"I'll just leave you briefly by this air vent."
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"< What is it?"
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""Then a hell beast ate them.""
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"Thanks for the advice. I knew I'd be right."
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""They tried all the positions - on top, doggy, and normal."
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"Look Sanch, I know about Linda, and I'm sorry. God knows I am."
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"Hold it gently, like a lover in the shade of a mighty oak tree."
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"'I wish I was more attractive like Dagless."
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"He's acting like a jerk. Come on, Liz, coffee's on me."
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"(Reed) The door, the door, the door."
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"Now it's evolved, become less aggressive."
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"and a selection of continental cheeses."
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"You'll know what to do."
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"Then this happened. All in all she's a little off colour!"
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"I want you both in my office five minutes ago -"
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"She's smooth"
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"(Sanch) One dirty trick, on my back! Bastard!"
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"She was in for a routine operation to shorten her toe which was really long like a finger."
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"Broccoli."
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"What's wrong, Dag? Looks like you've got the weight of the world on your shoulders."
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"Cheers, Padre."
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"I'll look after Liz. Get this skin sample analysed, and keep shtoom."
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"Darkplacel"
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"To Linda and her speedy recovery."
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"Try and get a husband, get some stability in your life, OK?"
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"It's egg in soup."
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"GASPS"
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"Don't mention it."
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"'Darkplace was getting to us from within, and what we had to fear most was ourselves."
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"'We're living in dangerous times."
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"'I'd have to look out for everyone - not that I'd get any thanks.'"
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""You and he were..."
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"set against the backdrop of an abortive alien invasion -"
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"Bon appetit."
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"SIGHS"
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"Yes, I'll hold."
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"Nothing."
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"Down a two-way lane"
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"Cos the temperature's too high"
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"- Heard of yours, pal. - I've had it with you clowns."
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"All our broccoli must've come from the sky, billions of years ago."
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"Where's her "sacred V"?"
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"- Oh... - What is it?"
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"I have had..."
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"I'm just so happy."
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"You're gonna have to make me."
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"(Sanch) 'OK, come on!'"
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"That's a goddamn lie."
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"Don't walk away from me, lover boy."
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"What's this?"
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"'the cloud disappeared - much like the Scotch Mist did last week -"
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"I think you should have it."
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"(Dean) Garth's place in history is assured, his place is assured."
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"Was too hot to last"
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"Like ice, cold to the touch and it isn't very nice when you're left"
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"She said she doesn't love you and to forget what happened because it was meaningless."
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"I'm a one-track lover"
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"that it would still be talked about."
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"'Still, one can only dream.'"
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