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Clips from South Park - Follow That Egg (S09E09)

"...Okay, well, you're welcome, Eric. Now, just run along."
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"Because I'm a nice teacher, all right?"
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"What do you want from me?"
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"No."
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"and burn down your house! Do you hear me?!"
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"Yes, teacher."
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"Get out of my face!"
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"Urrgh, this scentific study isn't turning out the way I planned!"
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"Looks like I'm gonna have to... intervene."
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"Are you Jakartha?"
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"Who the hell are you?!"
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"Mrs. Garrison. I spoke to your associates on the telephone."
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"Ahh yes, you are interested in my services."
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"Who do you want me to kill?"
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"What is this?"
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"It's an egg."
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"You want me to kill an egg?"
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"I can pay two thousand now, three more when the job is finished."
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"What do you expect me to do with it?"
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"I don't care. Scramble it, fry it, do what you will! It has to look like an accident."
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"I am a serious assissin! Get out of my face!"
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"I guess... you're not as good as they say you are..."
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"I am the greatest killer the world has ever seen!!"
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"Then why are you scared of one little ehhhhgg?!"
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"I will murder that egg! Then I will make it curse the day it was laid!"
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"That's more like it!"
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"Dude, did you hear what's happening?"
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"Garrison is taking us all on a field trip today."
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"Governor's office?"
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"I'm gonna come over so that we can take our egg to school together, all right?"
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"What's up?!"
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"Oh, nothing except that you've been trying to impress Wendy all week long like a pathetic dickhole!"
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"And I'm gonna hold it up in front of Wendy, and say "See?! I'm every bit as good as Kyle is.""
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"Almost too easy."
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"Stan ?"
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"Dude, you should just go be with Wendy and be happy."
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"Stan, I don't like Wendy."
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"I don't. She's totally lame."
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"Stan, there was never anything between Wendy and I"
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"I wouldn't go out with my best friend's ex-girlfriend."
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"I'm sorry I didn't trust you, Kyle. I'm obviously just a crappy best friend to have."
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"Yyeah well, I-I'm sorry I didn't trust you either."
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"Huh?"
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"It was really important for me to get an A, Stan."
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"And Bebe said you were so reckless with your egg, so I made a fake one for you"
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"and kept the original safe with me."
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"That... That's the real egg with Garrison's signature?"
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"Then... then Wendy won't think I'm a total loser!"
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"Come on, buddy, let's go!"
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"Stan... Do you really think my hat is stupid?"
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"Here with the results of that study is the lovely Mrs. Garrison"
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"Thank you, Governor."
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"Ogh, Jesuth Christh."
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"we've completed our scientific, non-biased study of fags having kids. Come on up, children."
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"The parents were grouped together as male and female. As you can see..."
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"Uh, Mrs. Garrison. You have an emergency phone call."
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"Mr. Garrison, it's Kyle! Our egg is okay! We'll be there in a couple of minutes!"
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"What?? Y-your... you're too late!"
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"I was sure I did!"
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"Haha, anyhow, as I was saying, we put one egg into the hands of two male students."
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"Thanks dude!"
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"There! Over there!"
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"Excuse us! Excuse us please!"
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"Keep running!"
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"The the egg that the two boys were given just-"
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"Hang on! Wait!"
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"In conclusion, Governor, you can rest assured that-!"
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"Teacher, our egg is... okay."
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"This egg is fine. Gays can get married!"
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"Gays can get married? What??"
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"I now pronounce you man... and man."
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"Boys, I'm really proud of you You've done an amazing thing for gay marriage rights."
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"Stan, I'm sorry I doubted you. You really made a great dad."
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"Like I give a crap about what you think, Wendy."
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"Heidi, you'll be with Eric."
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"Yes it is. I made it, I decorated it."
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"Don't fail us! We'll be right there!"
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"No you can'- Hello? Hello!! You told me you killed that freak egg!!"
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"I thought you didn't care about Wendy anymore."
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"Y-you are equal."
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"Love, love lost long ago, it was special then, it's over now."
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"Noo! Noooo!!"
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"Love, love lost long ago, it was special then, it's over now."
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"Wendy, I just wanna get an A, okay?"
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"We wanna be treated equally!"
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"You're taking that egg! And if you break it again, I'll break both your legs,"
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"Married ?"
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"Who ?"
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"Yes, what is it?! I'm a little busy!"
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