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Clips from 30 Rock - St. Patrick's Day (S06E06)

"I told you about Mr. Jordan's allergies, right?"
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"Yes, Kenneth."
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"He's only allergic to allergy medication."
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"But he loves it. And Ms. Mulroney's..."
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"Well, not literally, of course."
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"The U.S. Rodeo Association does not lift lifetime bans."
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"Don't you want to celebrate Ireland's great accomplishments,"
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"like Michael Lohan and vomiting into a bagpipe?"
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"Lemon, so I take it"
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"in honor of protestant William of Orange,"
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"inventor of the Orange, according to Yahoo answers."
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"with an old tooth stuck in it."
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"Well, you'll never see me,"
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"Criss and I are going to ride out hurricane shamrock"
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"holed up in my apartment,"
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"laughing at excerpts from Angela's ashes."
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"You know, some people might find your attitude offensive."
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"What are they going to do about it,"
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"write a meandering play"
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"about how amazing the Irish are at not overcoming adversity?"
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"Well, I'm sorry we can't all belong"
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"Please, without Germans,"
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"you dated Dennis Duffy,"
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"I thought it was contributing to a retirement account."
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"What is that? A curse?"
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"Take it back, you witch!"
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"Saturday, March 17th, St. Patrick's day."
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"You know, everybody complains about the weather,"
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"What are you doing? Get out of my studio!"
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"Happy St. Patrick's day!"
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"Didn't you hear my show on bullying?"
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"- Awesome. - It's too many Megans, right?"
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"I just ordered thai food. How much do you love me now?"
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"Man, they're fast."
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"You know what, I can't wait till the asians take over."
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"Thank God for delivery, keeping us inside"
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"and safe from all the Irish nonsense."
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"Dummy."
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"a former lover of Liz's...."
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"I tried to steal beer from a Duane reade,"
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"and some black guy cold-cocked me."
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"Like a security guard?"
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"I don't know, pal."
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"No, no. No."
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"- Michael Jackson's ghost... - Great Kabbalah monster..."
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"I'm famous."
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"of the 2012 St. Patrick's day parade,"
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"with hosts Jenna Maroney and Tracy Jordan."
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"My God! They said my name first."
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"But I'm more famous than you."
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"like on the set ocean's 12,"
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"when I put that snake in George Clooney's bed."
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"I was not in the movie."
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"Or maybe now that Kidz is a giant hit,"
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"I'm the one America wants to see."
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"You better not be talking about"
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"my dear friend, America Ferrera."
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"'cause I get the bigger dressing room now."
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"I'll replace your lizard"
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"with a gay guy in a giant champagne bottle."
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"Siri, kill Jenna!"
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"I get second billing to this small-boobied grandma?"
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"The only baloney Tracy has is the baloney he's full of."
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"Why would you say that?"
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"You can't take that back."
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"I killed Jenna elfman. Is that right?"
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"Did you show them the promo?"
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"Jenna thinks that Christina Aguilera"
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"lost her voice during childbirth,"
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"and Tracy doesn't need to know"
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"that he just became number two around here."
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"That kind of mistake can ruin everything."
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"Why don't we drive to Sears? I'll buy you a toy."
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"Excuse me. May I help you?"
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"What? We don't use your bathroom when you're not here."
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"I'm Lutz."
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"Frank, first of all,"
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"what are you doing here on a Saturday?"
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"None of the writers can go out on St. Patrick's day"
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"from the makers Goblet quest and virginity keep."
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"In Malaar, you build a kingdom"
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"Right now, I'm just the Lord of the Karthian plains,"
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"but that means I control all the wheat!"
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"It's actually interesting."
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"You have a monopoly on wheat."
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"But what happens if you overproduce, flood the markets?"
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"Prices drop, your economy collapses."
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"You've got to diversify, Frank."
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"It's basic capitalism."
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"Unicorns?"
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"Can you breed and sell them?"
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"There's got to be a market for unicorns."
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"If I've learned anything from reading Liddy's princess books,"
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"unicorn hair has magical properties."
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"You've got to know your product, Frank."
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"That's awesome."
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"It's nothing."
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"That kind of thinking is what I do for a living."
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"At least, I used to."
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"You just have to replace "Malaar""
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"Unicorn," a death Ray."
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"I got this new business"
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"Dennis,"
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"I don't think you should be drinking with a head injury."
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"That's a good Liz impression, Criss."
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"She's a bummer."
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"Well, 911 is still busy."
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"Die, demon!"
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"Secret handshake, my baloney."
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"I will be wearing head-to-toe orange,"
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"You'll look like a creamsicle"
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"You know, I think someone needs to learn"
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"Let go of me!"
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"NBC is showing the promo I worked on for the parade!"
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"So we're all hiding out here,"
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"It's a strategy board game"
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"What could be causing so many medical emergencies today?"
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"I don't have health insurance because of Obama."
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"At burning man, and we agreed never to talk about that."
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"That failed..."
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