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Clips from The Simpsons - What to Expect When Bart's Expecting (S25E25)

"Have a good day, you two!"
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"José, hit the switch!"
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"We are not all Josés, man."
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"Oh! Art."
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"Every time I do art,"
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"some do-gooder teacher sends it straight to a therapist."
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"Your stuff is pretty disturbing."
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"I've never acted on any of it."
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"Oh..."
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"Maggie! Why'd you do that?"
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"Oh, I just came in to take out the trash!"
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"And you shall leave immortal!"
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"Also, take out the trash."
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"Honest!"
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"Inspiring!"
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"Yes... necessary!"
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"Oh, Milhouse-ian!"
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"Oh, Bart, it's wonderful!"
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"Really? Wonderful? I just drowned"
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"a grasshopper in paint"
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"and let him crawl on the paper till he died."
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"You know what that's called?"
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"Mixed-media conceptual art."
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"Oh, then it's protest art!"
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"Stop encouraging me!"
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"I will admire you from afar...!"
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"Shauna? What are you doing here?"
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"Training for the Olympics."
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"I gotta find a way to get rid of my art teacher."
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"Easy. Voodoo."
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"Is there a voodoo queen you can direct me to?"
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"Oh, yeah. She lives in a trailer down by Yogurtland."
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"Now kiss me."
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"What are you doing?!"
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"Would you like a bag?"
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"Yes, ma'am."
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"Paper or plastic?"
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"Uh, plastic."
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"seagull beak and bone of Mel,"
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"purple heart and tear of chum..."
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"Just had to be tear of chum."
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"Hmm, she's got tickets to the play God of Carnage."
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"That's black magic!"
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"Where's Mrs. Trunch?"
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"I need to know the correct density of "points""
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"in my pointillism."
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"Mm, sorry, but I don't think"
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"Yep, I cast a voodoo spell on her."
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"I won't bore you with the dark details,"
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"Oh..."
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"Class, I have an announcement."
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"I'm afraid I can't teach today. I have a tummy ache."
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"Mm..."
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"A very special tummy ache."
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"I'm going to have a baby!"
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"Aah! Bart Simpson got a teacher pregnant!"
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"You happy with your two-timing boyfriend now?"
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"I admit, I did make a voodoo doll of Mrs. Trunch."
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"But I just asked for a stomachache, not a baby!"
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"Classic wish-maker's mistake: vague language."
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"So I did make her pregnant?"
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"Of course not. Doesn't work that way."
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"Just how do women get babies?"
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"I'm not allowed to discuss that with fourth-graders."
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"Fifth grade, you get every dirty detail."
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"Do you know how embarrassed I was"
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"for my behavior during the pub crawl"
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"because of a voodoo curse"
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"my son placed on his art teacher?"
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"I just hate art so much."
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"Oh, everyone does, son."
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"That's why they lock it up in museums"
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"where no one will ever visit."
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"So, uh, your boy's got magic knock-up powers, huh?"
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"Hey, I created three kids,"
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"and no one's making a big deal of that."
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"Not true! Whenever I compliment your virility,"
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"you act all weird."
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"And you are very virile."
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"Uh, yeah. Just talk about sports!"
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"No problem."
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"Wish I had that Tom Brady's libido."
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"Oh! A minute of fun, a lifetime of work."
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"Jenny, this is crazy."
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"Nothing's crazy at this point."
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"I like to think I'm the boy that makes families."
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"we've been trying so hard to start a family."
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"With all the money we've spent on IVF...."
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"Hmm, maybe I can help."
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"But it'll cost you."
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"How much?"
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"Five dollars."
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"Plus one dollar haw-haw insurance."
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"Trust me, the insurance is worth it."
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"By the power of this place,"
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"make a baby with a face."
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"That's great, really."
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"with a face. Thank you."
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"No haw-haw! It worked!"
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"Look, Bart, I really,"
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"But, uh, we have some friends"
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"who are in the same dark place that we were."
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"Can we give them your name?"
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"Only if they have five dollars."
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"With them."
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"Just give me the cash and you'll get your driver's license back."
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"Please keep the chatter down"
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"Ones are appreciated, people."
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"They want a baby, God knows why."
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"Can you get another one?"
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"Ah, too much aggravation."
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"We just forego flipped food."
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"D'oh!"
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"Bart?"
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"Huh?"
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"Why, you little...!"
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"I'll teach you to answer peoples' prayers!"
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"Yeah, you know, I just don't think"
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"we're going to get in to see him today."
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"What is your problem, boy?"
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