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Clips from American Dad! - Adventures in Hayleysitting (S08E08)

"Just a left on Sycamore and a right on Sherbourne,"
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"and you're there."
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"Did you hear that?"
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"Steve and his friends are definitely gonna"
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"be at that party."
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"Mm-hmm. I guess the only question is:"
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"What are we talking about?"
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"MAN: I'm gonna call you, Barry."
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"I'm gonna hold you to that, Nate!"
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"Okay, so we just need to find"
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"MAN: Hey..."
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"I'll get you booze."
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"a hundred boxes of Sudafed."
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"Holy meth-moly!"
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"Of course we'll buy you medicine for your cold."
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"Here's some dough, here's some dough."
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"I get a really good vibe from that guy."
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"Great vibe!"
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"Sweet, we got away."
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"God, I need a drink."
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"(scanner beeps)"
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"Mm! Making meth?"
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"(chuckles) Cute lisp."
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"No, I'm not making a mess,"
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"I'm gonna buy these."
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"(giggles)"
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"Either that or you're a vest thief."
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"but unless I'm reading this wrong,"
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"with the menu at a Vietnamese restaurant..."
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"(alarm buzzing rapidly)"
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"Oh, the receipt."
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"And a stack of Spanish-language quinceañera cards?"
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"Wait, who put these in here?"
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"Shh."
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"How much longer, Stan?"
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"We've got to be getting close."
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"Look there, I see the lights."
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"Stan, why did you lead us here?"
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"I'm not Matthew Broderick."
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"They must've just taken us back to their home."
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"Damn it! They tricked us, Francine."
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"Don't ever trust a horse, I guess."
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"Unfortunately, it was tonight,"
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"when the stakes have never been higher."
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"(sighs)"
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"No Cavalia, no hotel sex."
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"This night is ruined."
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"I'm sorry, honey."
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"I wanted it to be perfect."
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"What are they doing?"
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"I think they're performing for us."
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"Our own private Cavalia."
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"Oh, Stan."
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"Oh, no! No! No!"
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"Those kids screwed me!"
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"What the hell are you oking at?"
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"Glad you're here. (kisses)"
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"Someone smells good. (kisses)"
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"She... she-she texted me!"
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"You're in big trouble, mister."
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"Yeah, I'm wasted."
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"'Cause I-I, I spent the whole night looking for you."
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"Get off me!"
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"(phone buzzes) It's Dad!"
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"You're gonna get us both in trouble."
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"Hey, Pop!"
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"Steve?"
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"Oh, me and Hayley are just playing a game"
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"called Black Restaurant."
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"Sounds fun!"
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"Listen, honey, change of plans--"
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"we're heading home early."
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"Mom and Dad are on their way home!"
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"We got to get back there before they do."
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"Hayley is a terrible babysitter."
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"Lindsay would've never let"
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"How can I play soccer with one leg?"
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"I'm gonna lose my scholarship."
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"I... I don't?"
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"No, because the infection has spread to your heart."
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"You'll be dead within 24 hours."
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"(heart monitor beeps rapidly)"
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"Well, I guess that's within 24 hours, so..."
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"Real responsible."
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"This is all your fault."
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"(siren chirps)"
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"OFFICER (over speaker): Pull over!"
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God! What do I do?"
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"Just try to act older."
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"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
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"(whispering): You're doing great."
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"Let's go down the list:"
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"Tags expired, too young to drive,"
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"the drunk prostitute next to you isn't wearing her seat belt."
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"Hey!"
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"That's me; that's mine."
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"All right, everybody out of the car."
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"(screams)"
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"Can I swing by?"
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"Um, well, can I at least get your address"
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"so I can send you a fruit bouquet?"
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"Oh, those are wonderful."
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"Hey, beautiful."
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"(screams) W-What the hell is... Shh..."
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"Baby, baby, baby, it's your boy, Steve."
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"Where is it?! (muffled scream)"
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"I-I need that receipt I wrote my number on!"
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"I'm, like, really OCD about my accounting,"
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"(laughs)"
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"I got to clean myself up, right?"
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"Oh, my God, what have I done?"
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"This gun, I've never even fired it before!"
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"I heard Jennifer scream and everything went blank,"
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"(sobbing): Who am I to take a life?!"
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"Am I beast or man?"
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