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Clips from The Simpsons - Coming to Homerica (S20E20)

"Did you have kitchens back in Ogdenville?"
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"Ja. Before the dark days fell on my people and we lost everything."
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"Great!"
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"So you know your way around a blender. Okay."
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"So if the dog's in the house, don't let Grampa in, and vice versa."
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"- That I do. ...but he doesn't stay long."
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"No, I don't."
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"Kids, this is Inga, your new nanny."
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"A nanny? Woo-hoo!"
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"Mom says I can have ice cream for breakfast."
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"Oh, she's still here."
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"- Mom, can I have ice cream for breakfast? - No way, mister."
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"It's just chocolate chip pancakes and syrup for you."
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"Inga, I'll be happy to eat whatever you make."
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"Maggie, now you have a nanny."
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"Just like the ones Joe Piscopo and Ethan Hawke left their wives for."
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"But hands off my Homie."
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"(WHIMPERS)"
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"Sorry. Sometimes she's nervous around new people."
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"Actually, she's just gassy."
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"A little lingonberry oil under the tongue will clear it right up."
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"(EX CLAIMS HAPPILY)"
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"That's amazing! Now I feel bad about calling your references."
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"I hired Thor Bjorn here to kill some moles in my garden,"
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"and, well, one thing led to another."
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"Ja. She has the same beautiful face as my Great-Uncle Magnus"
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"when he lay in the coffin after his trolley accident."
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"Gee, this Ogdenville influx has been great for everybody."
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"Yeah. Talk about taking jobs Springfield men don't want."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Hey, Homer. Your blubber would light our lamps for a year."
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"- I zinged the oaf good? - You zinged the oaf great!"
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"Minnesota Vikings apparel? This is Tennessee Titans country!"
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"(EX CLAIMS IN NORWEGIAN)"
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"So many meters!"
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"(ALL EX CLAIM IN NORWEGIAN)"
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"Step aside, Norwads. Watch how the natives ride sky."
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"(MOANS)"
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"Three hours and we still can't see a doctor?"
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"They even sneeze funny."
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"(SNEEZING STRANGELY)"
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"We're out of English forms. You'll have to fill out a Norwegian one."
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"I can't read this sloopy-bloopy writing."
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"Typical foreigners, clogging up the system."
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"I hurt my back unclogging your septic system."
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"Sven, can you stop by tomorrow? It's clogged again."
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"(AGREEING IN NORWEGIAN)"
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"Come on, Bart. We'll take care of you at home."
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"(SNEEZING STRANGELY)"
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"Oh, great. I caught their cold."
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"Okay, Bart. Now bite down on the rubber dog bone and..."
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"(BARKS)"
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"- Thanks, Mom. - Now how did this happen, again?"
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"It wasn't my fault, I swear. A couple of barley jerks dared me to."
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"Yeah? Well, I'm starting to wonder if this town wasn't better off"
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"before all these immigrants showed up."
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"Well, you were a baby once."
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"Does that mean you still like milk and hugs?"
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"Hey, this is all right."
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"(HUMMING HAPPILY)"
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"Look at them barleyjacks celebrating another one of their stupid holidays."
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"Hey, I ain't got no problem with them. They pay in cash, they keep it clean,"
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"and their mythology is rich and enchanting."
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"Yeah. The redhead one said today's the day Woden gave the herring"
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"the greatest gift of all. Its fishy taste."
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"Hey, Moe, what is that hoity-toity beer they're drinking?"
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"Oh, I don't sell beer no more. I only serve Aquavit,"
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"the Norwegian caraway-scented liqueur."
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"Wait a minute! You're selling barleyjack booze?"
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"How could you, Moe?"
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"Hey, it's all about the King Haralds."
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"(MOE CHUCKLES GREEDILY)"
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"Well, since it's all you got, give me a mug of that Aquavit."
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"Better go slow there, friend."
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"That stuff'll open up a can of "Oh, my goodness" on you."
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"I think I can handle it."
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"(SLURRING) Hey! Where did that Homer guy go?"
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"(MUFFLED) More Aquavit, please."
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"(MUMBLING)"
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"- You're late! And drunk! - Shut up!"
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"- You lost your job? - Well, it's not my fault!"
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"Those Ogdenville guys plied me with their native liqueurs and liquors."
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"- But mostly liqueurs. - Oh, poor Homie."
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"- And you with your alcoholism. - Yeah."
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"(GAVEL BANGING)"
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"I propose that no Ogdenvillian be allowed within the city limits of Springfield."
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"I share your xylophobia."
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"Dad, you mean "xenophobia.""
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""X ylophobia" would be a fear of xylophones."
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"I am afraid of xylophones."
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"It's the music you hear when skeletons are dancing."
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"Very well. Springfield will ban immigrants and xylophones."
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"- All in favor say "aye." - ALL: Aye!"
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"The border is now closed."
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"You'll never take my xylophone!"
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"Notes, don't fail me now!"
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"(PLAYING TINKLING MUSIC)"
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"- There's one, Chief. - Well, he's too far, Lou. That's not fair."
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"- Hey, there's another! - He's on a bike, Lou."
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"- So? - So what am I? Superman?"
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"Well, there's one coming between your legs."
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"- Where? - There! Now! Right now!"
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"- Look between your legs! - I don't... Oh, yeah."
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"Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh..."
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"No, he's too fast. It's hopeless, Lou."
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"We can't handle this. We need help patrolling the border."
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"I mean, Springfield only has three cops."
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"Yeah, and Eddie's laid up because of his gout."
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"(MOANS)"
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"Yep. Eddie loves his lobster and port wine. But it comes with a price."
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"Excuse me. Do you have to pay to get in, or..."
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"No, no, no. It's free. It's free."
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"Maybe we can ask private citizens to guard the border."
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"Yeah. You know, vigilantes,"
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"who would agree to do our job for the adrenaline rush"
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"that comes from having a tiny taste of authority over your fellow man."
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"And all we're paying them is bullets and beer."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"I almost made a big mistake!"
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"Men, our negative energy has been harnessed"
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