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Clips from 30 Rock - Cleveland (S01E01)

"Uh, no."
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"Oh, you are so skinny. You really should eat something."
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"I say, "Cleveland, hello ""
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"New York and Paris just don't have"
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"The sights you see on Euclid Ave"
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"Chef Boyardee was born here, you know"
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"Yes!"
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"Over 50 groovy stories high"
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"Ladies first."
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"Hi! I'll have two hot dogs, a pretzel with extra melted..."
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"Ms Lemon, this is Kenneth, the NBC page in New York City."
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"I hate to bother you out west, but Tracy Jordan hasn't come to work."
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"Kenneth, don't be so New York uptight."
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"Even movie stars, they come to Cleveland to get away"
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"Tracy Jordan, you got to get away"
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"Got to get away, got to get away"
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"To Cleveland"
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"I have something important I want to talk to you about."
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"and I think I should accept."
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"What? Really?"
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"- What's this? - It's a house in the Heights I can afford."
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"When did you have time to look for jobs and houses?"
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"When you were at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame."
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"Did I tell you? I sat in ZZ Top's car."
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"And I know it's not "TGS,""
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"You sure could."
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"We need a host for a new cooking show on WKYC."
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"- Where have you been? - Cleveland."
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"For God's sakes, Lemon."
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"We'd all like to flee to the Cleve and club-hop down at the Flats"
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"and have lunch with Little Richard,"
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"but we fight those urges because we have responsibilities."
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"What? Kenneth, have you tried to call Tracy?"
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"It's almost as if he never existed."
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"Or maybe he's not answering."
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"Lemon, "TGS" without Tracy Jordan is basically a puppet show."
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"You know, I'm right here."
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"- What? - Floyd and I are thinking of moving."
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"Every great getaway has that moment when you want to pack it all in and stay."
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"That's how I ended up with a time-share in Port Arthur, Texas."
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"I don't think that's what this is. Floyd is pretty great."
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"Maybe you should go. Your head is obviously not in the game lately."
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"And now you've lost Tracy. Maybe you're burned out."
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"This is Frank's "Hot Baby" sketch, which is regrettable."
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"But we have no Tracy Jordan and a show in two days."
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"But that's not gonna be your problem once you move to Ohio."
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"Frank, that's gonna get cut."
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"- Did you say anything to Jack? - No, but I'm going to if you don't."
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"Oh, grow up, Liz. I didn't tell Jack 'cause I didn't want him to get upset about nothing."
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"I care about Jack. I make him a better man."
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"You know how John Lennon was better than the rest of the Beatles"
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"but didn't realize it until he met Yoko Ono?"
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"- Well, I'm Jack's Yoko. - You want to be Yoko?"
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"This is none of your business anyway."
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"What happened to your accent?"
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"I don't know what you're on about. You... daft wanker."
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"Tracy, where are you calling from?"
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"I can't tell you that. I'm sorry, Liz Lemon."
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"- But I quit. - For God's sakes, Tracy. Where are you?"
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"Starting a new life."
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"Because of the Black Crusaders? That's crazy. Tra?"
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"Damn it, Lemon, why didn't you tell me the Black Crusaders were after Tracy?"
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"Surprisingly fast."
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"I'm on him."
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"I can't go to Cleveland."
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"I'm sorry. I've been thinking about this."
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"And I think you're great. And obviously Cleveland is great."
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"- But I can't move. - I know."
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"My life is here. My friends are here."
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"The show is here. And I've known you a month."
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"- Oh, you hate me right now, don't you? - No."
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"- We were on a vacation high... - Exactly."
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"- It's like a drug. - Right."
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"then the world would live in Hawaii and Italy and Cleveland."
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"Totally, but just knowing that C-Town is out there"
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"as an option for the future, that's gonna make it so much easier..."
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"I took that job."
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"Did you locate Tracy?"
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"Not yet. I'm working on it."
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"Honestly, I wish I had the guts to do what you're doing..."
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"just going for it. God bless."
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"And she's smart and pretty"
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"and she doesn't deserve you."
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"And her ex-boyfriend is old,"
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"and I don't even think she's British."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Lemon, Phoebe was right. You are infatuated with me."
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"Lemon, you are a wonderful woman,"
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"- Maybe with Floyd, right? - No. Don't mention Floyd."
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"Floyd is not happening. Floyd is moving."
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"Floyd is moving?"
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"What did you do?"
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"What did I do? I acted like a rational adult."
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"I didn't get engaged to some gold digger"
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"and then delude myself into thinking I could keep up with her."
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"Yeah, Jack. I know that you fell asleep on top of her in Paris..."
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"In Paris, France."
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"I think you should go."
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"Yeah. I can with this new promotion. It's a lot more money."
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"Well played, Garkel."
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"out of exploiting black stereotypes."
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"Mr Jordan, your manager called."
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"- Your Floyd would love this one. - Yikes."
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"Let's get out of here."
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"Look over there I think I see a movie star"
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"Liz..."
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"- What's going on? - Tracy. He's missing."
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"That man was a former lover of mine. I was ending it with him forever."
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"and completely wrong,"
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"and you deserve to be as happy as I am."
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"That is an anagram for "outlaw sour Tra.""
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"I'm serious about this."
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"You never answered my question... what you think of Phoebe."
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"Look, in Cleveland, I'm a model."
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"I think she likes you a lot."
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"I'm marrying Jack. He's everything I ever wanted."
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"And this is the two-bedroom."
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"I have hollow bones, like a bird."
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"He is an embarrassment to African-Americans.""
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"We've only just got engaged,"
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