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Clips from The Office - A Benihana Christmas (S03E03)

"Why did you bring that here?"
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"Don't worry, she's dead. Oh, wait."
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"Well, get it out of here."
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"Relax, okay? And because this is Christmas,"
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"and prepare it with a wild rice dressing."
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"Merry Christmas, Dwight. Jim."
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"So, can you watch this? I'm gonna get"
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"He was already dead,"
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"for a can of expensive goose grease."
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"I like goose. And it's already dead."
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"Is it so crazy if we eat it?"
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"It's Christmas, Toby."
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"Please. Please."
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"(SINGING) Deck the halls with boughs of holly"
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"Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la"
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"I'm looking for the Toy Drive box."
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"Is that your old bike, Michael?"
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"Oh, Pam, that is so sweet."
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"I'm taking her to Sandals, Jamaica, all-inclusive."
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"Show them the other side."
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"Get out of here! No, you get out of here."
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"Oh, ouch! Michael, I don't think there's anything wrong"
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"MICHAEL: That is my Christmas card."
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"I went on a ski trip... Right."
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"...two years ago with my kids and my ex-husband."
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"I don't understand."
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"But then again, Michael's a bold guy."
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"I've been sending Dwight letters from the CIA."
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"They're considering him for a top-secret mission."
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""but, really, he was leaving early to go to magic camp." Wow."
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"So, here's the gift."
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"Sorry I didn't wrap it."
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"I really don't think I should be"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Just feels a little bit like..."
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"I feel like there's a chance for me to start over."
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"I'd like everybody's attention."
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"You can't cancel a holiday."
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"Will they still air Rudolph?"
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"at the last minute anyway,"
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"So. Okay."
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"It hurts my heart."
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"How did you push away the bad thoughts?"
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"Like maybe, the real reason they left"
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"It's all... Okay. No, thank you."
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"Why?"
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"Another idea was karaoke."
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"What?"
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"You tried this out, and it's clearly not for you."
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"(MAN SINGING ON COMPUTER) You touched my heart you touched my soul"
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"I know you well I know your smell"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Hey, what's the haps?"
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"(MUSIC STOPS)"
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"(MUSIC STARTS AGAIN)"
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"I just want... I just want a little taste of it."
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"This is an old adage."
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"That was really crazy."
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"Because I don't know how those meetings usually go."
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"Does anyone ever stand up to Angela? Or..."
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"I really liked your karaoke idea."
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"It'll be all right."
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"There is now. We just started it."
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"What's ours again?"
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"Right, and if you're interested in the way-more-fun party,"
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"all the info can be found here,"
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"on our more brightly colored flyer."
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"I didn't see where it was."
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"JIM: Yep, looks like the Scranton people and the Stamford people"
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"As ranking number three in this office, I am order..."
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"You must turn over to me all Christmas decorations"
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"I have determined that this committee is valid."
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"Nothing here to distract myself with anyway."
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"Use your head, man. I keep mine in here."
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"They have got your back"
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"Then suddenly she's not your ho no mo'!"
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"So she looks really hot, so I said,"
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"DWIGHT: Who're you talking about?"
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"DWIGHT: Carole had a mustache?"
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"I can't... Okay, I'm gonna call her."
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"I am going to call and find out... No!"
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"One part eggnog, three parts sake."
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"You should put out salt for the rims."
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"Hey. Hey."
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"Bye."
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"I don't know. Still think Nakiri's better."
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"I think he'd know."
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"Nothing he's doing is cheering me up."
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"Wait for the onion. Trust me."
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"he just had his heart broken."
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"You wouldn't do that to him, would you?"
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"Watch. Watch. Watch."
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"What did I tell you?"
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"our party is starting now in the break room."
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"Your paychecks will be arriving, as scheduled, on Friday."
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"I don't know. No one can hear me."
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"Start the party."
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"Our party is also starting now. Yeah."
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"Meredith, if you don't come to my party, you will be very, very sorry."
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"We have vodka!"
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"Lots of it."
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"I hear Angela's party will have double-fudge brownies."
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"Angela."
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"Brownies. Cupcakes."
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"What?"
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"I love steak. I love it!"
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"Cindy, you are so..."
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"What's happening?"
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"She's asleep."
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"It has four bedrooms and a loft."
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"There's gonna be a good amount of blood."
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"Have a bucket there for the blood,"
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"Fruity, and delicious."
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"No, thanks. They're too sweet."
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"Hey, so, what's the status?"
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"It looks like they forgot the power cord."
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"You guys... Guys?"
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"What? Well, that blows!"
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"MAN: All right!"
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"ALL: Darryl! Darryl! Darryl!"
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