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Clips from Friends - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad (S06E06)

"[CHUCKLES]"
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"A minute and 50 seconds."
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"But I've never done it with a student. I mean, not..."
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"Okay. Okay. A joke. A joke. Lighten the mood."
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"Um, two guys go into a bar. One of them is Irish."
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"- I'm Irish. - And the Irish guy wins the joke."
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"- How crazy that we would run into you. - Oh, my God! Thank you."
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"Um, uh..."
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"This is Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler."
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"So you're Elizabeth's father, huh? I can see now where she gets her..."
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"...rugged handsomeness."
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"Is there a Mrs. Stevens?"
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"There's a Mr. Bing!"
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"- I raised her by myself. BOTH: Oh..."
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"Okay, um, why don't we all take a seat, you know? Heh."
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"Yeah, why don't you... Ahem. Uh..."
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"And you guys can talk about whatever you want."
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"...because usually he's at the children's hospital."
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"So, um, Monica is Ross' sister."
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"He's a great brother!"
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"You don't have to do that every time."
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"Funny story, heh, ha, ha..."
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"Your roommate in college died, didn't he?"
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"Okay! Here we are, Paul, Elizabeth."
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"I hope you guys were finding something to talk about."
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"- Yes. We were just... - Sorry I'm late."
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"But I am ready, ready to talk you up. Heh."
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"Oh, Ross is so great."
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"- You said the baby creeps you out. - The little girl creeps me out."
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"- You said the baby. - Why would the baby creep me out?"
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"I'm sorry. Can you please talk a little slower."
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"- Keep going. This stuff's great. - What?"
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"Excuse me."
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"[BOTH CHUCKLE]"
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"And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as it's a compliment."
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"- I left my keys here somewhere. - Oh, well, let's look for them."
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"Hey! Are these them?"
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"No."
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"- Here they are. - Good."
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"- Thanks for your help. - Wait! Sorry!"
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"- Mr. Paul? - Just call me Paul."
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"...you know, Ross really is a great guy."
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"Maybe you could date him then. It would save me the trouble of killing him."
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"Are you okay?"
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"- Ah. We? - Yeah, it usually takes two people to..."
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"What I meant was are you still "we" or are you just you?"
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"Oh."
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"Oh..."
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"- How was your first day? - Great."
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"It wasn't the robot, it was the guy who controls him."
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"I may have to. I hate to do it. But I'm the star, you know?"
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"There's a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor."
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"Excuse me."
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"JOEY: Wow. - The thing is, it's kind of on the q.t."
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"Uh-oh."
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"I was just getting him to like you."
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"- Joey! - Hey, Ross."
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"Ross, Joey is not here."
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"Okay, I'll just wait for him in here!"
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"Ross, it's okay. You can come out."
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"Sure you did. You came in, got all awkward and ran to the bedroom."
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"- Bye, Rachel. - Bye."
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"- I'll call you later. - Okay. See you!"
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"[STAMMERS] What? What the...? How did...? What?"
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"In your mouth?"
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"No."
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"Ross, what's the big deal? So I kissed the guy."
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"He's my girlfriend's father. Okay? It's weird!"
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"Ross, look. This is good for you, okay?"
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"Let's face it. So far the guy's not loving you."
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"But I can turn that around. I've got the inside track."
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"Plus the guy is a very, very successful lawyer."
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"- How is that important? - Oh, it's important."
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"There's a million guys out there who can play Mac..."
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"And this one guy who controls it. I didn't know he could get me fired."
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"- What am I gonna do? - Well, Joey."
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"You're a pretty charming guy."
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"Thanks. But I have a problem to deal with."
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"Go back there and kiss some serious robot ass!"
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"That's not a bad idea!"
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"So do you think, uh, Joey is more charming than me?"
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"Yeah, you wish."
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"Okay, fine. Fine. Then you know what? I will just write about Phyllis."
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"- "Phyllis sees what I'm doing." - Oh, ho."
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"How's my favorite genius and his robot buddy?"
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"Wayne, level with me. I keep hearing all these rumors that I might get fired."
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"They even have actors coming in to read for my part."
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"Come on, man. You gotta give me a second chance."
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"Okay. That's why you didn't want me to touch him, right? There you go."
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"So Ross selflessly offered to take me."
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"- What a nice story. - Heh."
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"...and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her prom."
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"- I'm gonna go to the bathroom. - Yeah. Take your time."
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"Just so you know, I was a freshman and she was a senior. So it wasn't as bad as..."
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"Ross, look. I know I've been giving you a lot of jabs."
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"It's partly because I'm very protective of Lizzie..."
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"...and partly because they just keep coming to me."
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"...you're not..."
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""Not all bad.""
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"I'm sorry I was so harsh. But you have to understand."
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"You know, I know what you mean. I do that, too."
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"- I beg your pardon? - No! I don't see her as a 12-year-old girl."
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"I mean, I have a son who's, um, 6, and I still think of him as a baby."
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"- You have a son? - Yeah. My ex-wife and I..."
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"...uh, share custody of Ben. And, uh..."
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"Just so you know, Carol and I are on excellent terms..."
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"Don't worry. I just didn't realize you were married."
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"You two were married?"
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"The only way that I said 6:00..."
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"...would be if I said the sentence, "Let's meet at 7:00, not at 6:00.""
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""Wow, my boyfriend is such a wiseass. 7:00!""
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"- Hi! - Oh, my good God!"
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"- I know what time you said. - What?"
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"- What time? - Quite an interesting turn of events."
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"Ooh. Very interesting."
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"- What does it say? - I will tell you..."
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"...as soon as you thank me for writing my book."
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"Thank you for writing your book. It's a great book..."
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""Monica... Marsha and Chester are planning on seeing a movie Sunday night."
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""Marsha thinks they're supposed to meet at 6:00."
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