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Clips from American Dad! - A Boy Named Michael (S10E10)

"(sighs) Fine, I'll go."
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"But only because I like playing"
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"they keep under their bed."
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"just wash your hands after."
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"Looks like it's time for a little spring cleaning."
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"(laughing)"
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"Okay, Stan, it wasn't that funny."
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"Stop it, Stan."
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"Stan, stop it!"
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"You're scaring me!"
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"It's happening again!"
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"Thanks for picking up the shower gift, Roger."
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"No problem."
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"I just Googled "Russian Boy Toys.""
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"are adopting another child."
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"ROGER: They're making a statement."
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"I don't understand it, but I want to so bad!"
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"O-M-triple-G!"
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"Is that Liev Schreiber?!"
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"Yeah, the Tesla's completely reversed my carbon footprint."
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"That's both environmentally friendly"
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"As is that scarf."
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"But tell me, Liev Schreiber,"
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"why are you still wearing it inside?"
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"This is good."
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"We want thank you all so much for coming."
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"And even though Michael doesn't arrive until tomorrow,"
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"we know he'd want us to experience"
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"the joy of opening his gifts for him."
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"A Waterford Crystal teddy bear!"
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"Ah, our new son will go perfectly with this."
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"Fabulous, fabulous. Wonderful."
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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"Okay, what fabulous gift should we open next?"
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"Stan's Uncle Roger!"
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"You're going the wrong way."
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"Get over here with that gift!"
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"Clown wrapping paper?"
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"How kitsch!"
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"Oh, oh, you love the paper?"
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"It's some sort of tote bag with what appears to be a..."
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"man-spider?"
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"You don't know Spider-Man?"
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"He sticks to walls like this."
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"This cheese is too hot."
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"It's not sticking."
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"I've never been so humiliated!"
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"Roger, the Spider-Man backpack was a fine gift."
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"Greg and Terry have culture."
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"That's not true."
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"Ugh, Francine, the food at that party was gross."
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"Make mine puh-puh-puh-pineapple!"
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"Greg and Terry's daughter speaks French and only French!"
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"Roger, you're overreacting."
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"(doorbell rings)"
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"Hey, yesterday, you were as excited about it as I was!"
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"That was when I thought a recliner"
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"was the height of aspiration."
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"It's all so clear to me now."
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"I'm Frasier and you're Frasier's dad."
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"That's not true."
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"(barks)"
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"That was weird, but well timed."
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"Anyway, this is not my fault, it's yours!"
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"If I hadn't wasted all these years"
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"with you ill-mannered monsters,"
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"I would've known better than to give"
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"a Spider-Man backpack as a gift!"
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"You guys have dragged me down to your level!"
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"(door slams)"
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"Wow, he's really upset."
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"Francine, I'm sure he..."
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"Ah!"
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"Stan, are you all right?"
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"Stan?"
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"Stan, can you hear me?!"
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"Daddy?!"
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"Stan, wake up."
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"You've been down here all night."
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"Hi, baby."
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"How are you?"
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"Oh, you're so pretty."
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"Look how relaxed my muscles are."
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"GREG (on TV): Well, the big moment is finally here."
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"We're about to meet our new son. It's really happening."
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"Michael. Michael, it's us. Your new parents."
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"Oh, my God, he's perfect!"
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"Roger is their adopted baby?"
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"He was two pillows and a soccer ball."
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"Welcome to your new room, Michael."
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"(Russian accent): So, what is system in America?"
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"Do I put sock on door handle if I am being raped?"
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"(clears throat)"
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"Guys, can you give us a second?"
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"Michael, we're happy you're here,"
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"It's nasty, nasty."
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"I told you he'd be a genius."
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"The trick to parenting is patience."
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"Now, what sophisticated stuff are we gonna do first?"
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"Michael, this is your Life Binder."
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"your entire future with color-coded tabs."
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"I'll treasure this for the rest of my color-coded life."
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"Okay, now, to bed with you."
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"This antique chaise longue is my bed?"
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"Yes, and this is 400-year-old wood,"
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"so you have to sleep very carefully."
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"Yeah, try not to put all your weight on it."
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"(wood creaks)"
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"Snuggly."
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"Sweet dreams, angel."
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"Roger, you have to come home right now."
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"Get lost, this is my home now."
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"Yeah? Well, what are you gonna do"
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"when the actual Russian kid shows up?"
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"Oh, I took care of that."
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"They have big plans for me."
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"By February, I'll have mastered conversational Japanese."
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"And I think I saw something in here about Dartmouth."
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"Yup, I'm going to Dartmouth."
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"♪ Dartmouth fight song ♪"
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