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Clips from South Park - Taming Strange (S17E17)
"And this is a great idea, mkay?"
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"Let's look at the message board. Message board. [click]"
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"Message board. [click]"
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"Or to the faculty, mkay? For instance, here we go."
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"Here's a message from kyle's little brother, ike broflovski."
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"Mkay, little ike says, "my brother is a homo.""
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"- [laughing]"
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"Drew a nice picture with a nice bird"
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"- Ha ha ha ha ha!"
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"- That's a nice crane,"
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"I don't know what's going on with him,"
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"- Oh, kyle, your little brother is getting older."
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"He's not a baby anymore."
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"- I know, but he posted a message of me"
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"- It's natural, bubie. Part of getting older"
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"Is finding ways to assert your independence."
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"You know. Why don't you go"
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"And try to talk to him. You can win him over again."
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"If maybe you wanna do finger paints with me?"
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"Look at the fucking zits on my face."
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"- Ike, I just want us to be friends again."
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"You don't know what it's like to be a baby going through puberty."
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"I don't know whether to watch yo gabba gabba"
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"Or go out and tame some strange!"
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"- Yeah, let's watch yo gabba gabba like old times."
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"- It always has been. See? This is nice."
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"- Who would you rather fuck, foofa or toodee?"
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"She's a dyke. You can tell."
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"- Ike, is that chewing tobacco?"
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"- What, you gonna fucking narc and tell mom?"
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"- No, I just don't think it's healthy."
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"- That's 'cause you don't understand shit!"
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"I knew this was a bad idea!"
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"I'm gonna go watch yo gabba gabba in my roomsies."
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"[knock at door] - come in, mkay."
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"- Mr. Mackey, can I talk to you?"
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"- Mkay, have you set up a counseling appointment"
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"On intellilink? - No."
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"- Okay, that's fine, that's fine."
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"We can use intellilink to see what's available."
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"Let's see. Counseling request...[click]"
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"Students... [click]"
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"Make the appointment."
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"[click]"
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"Okay, students... Make...Oh, here we go."
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"Make appointment. [click]"
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"Mkay, here we go."
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"- It's my little brother."
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"He's really changing, and I feel like--"
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"- Mkay, I'll click on family issues. [click]"
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"What time did you want counseling?"
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"And what's your brother's intelligrated smart name?"
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"- I don't know."
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"Go back. [click]"
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"[the heat is on plays] oh, damn it!"
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"Mkay, uh...Mkay, what is your smart name, kyle?"
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"- Sorry, kyle we're gonna need to go somewhere else."
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"Okay, let's see, lights, mood..."
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"Start counseling timer. Okay, there we go."
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"Okay, we got it."
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"About your little brother?"
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"- He's just changing a lot."
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"And all he talks about is sex."
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"- Yeah, he just seems so young."
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"- Well, your brother is canadian."
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"Why don't you educate yourself about canadian puberty,"
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"And it can be something you and your brother"
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"Can actually do together, mkay?"
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"[plop, splash]"
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"This is the first time I've been able to do counseling"
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"If you're a boy, you may notice that your testicles ache."
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"- This stupid, bro. I already know all this."
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"- Let's just give it a chance, ike."
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"You're saying things like, "hey, buddy," and, "hey, guy,""
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"Because now that you're older, you're discovering"
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"That someone who was once your buddy is now your guy."
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"And someone who you used to call guy"
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"Is quickly becoming your friend."
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"But now let's discuss how a man and woman make love."
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"First, a man and a woman fall in love."
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"Then the man farts on the woman's strange..."
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"Filling the woman's strange with air"
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"So the woman can queef in the man's face,"
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"And the a is born."
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"The entire process can take up to six months--"
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"It's what?"
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"That's not how babes are born?"
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"I'm going to get to the bottom of this."
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"Hey, you told me you queefed in my face"
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"Because I wanted you to go with me to therapy,"
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"And you never go. - Fine! You want to go"
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"With you to therapy? Fine!"
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"She queefed right in my face. - Maybe you should spend"
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"Less time at work making public health films"
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"And more time at home."
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"[all night long plays]"
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"[shouting over music] - he doesn't want me near him."
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"[clicking]"
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"- Okay, there we go."
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"- I was trying to make an appointment"
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"And they said they were sending over an engineer."
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"- Yes. - My name's cody."
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"I'm your smartnician. You're having some"
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"Intelliproblems with your astute links?"
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"- Yes, a student's trying to make an appointment"
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"To see the principal."
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"- Uh-huh, well, here's the problem."
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"Your smart names aren't intelligrated."
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"- Oh, I see. - If you want to have"
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"You might want to upgrade your system to the silver package."
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"- I needed the silver package? Can we do that?"
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"- Let me call my supervisor on the intelliphone."
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"[making motor sounds]"
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"[tires skidding, crash sounds]"
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"- Ike, I'm sorry, but I couldn't get us out of school Friday."
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"- I couldn't get in to see the principal, ike."
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"- What am I supposed to do, go see it myself?"
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"You don't give a shit about how I feel."
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"- Ike, I do, I-- - you love pushing me around."
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"Is that what you wanna do, kyle, kick the baby?"
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