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Clips from 30 Rock - Khonani (S04E04)

"and we're going to keep it."
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"So you'll fix this?"
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"Today?"
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"Well, this is a janitor emergency,"
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"and I really have no choice but to make it"
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"my number one priority."
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"Can I have those pictures"
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"for a special book the janitors keep?"
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"Good, scary monster."
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"Hey, Ken."
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"Isn't that a fun place to stand?"
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"Oh, I forgot to warn you about my dog, Tracy Sr."
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"I trained him to hate white people."
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"And look what Angie did to him."
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"She set up an invisible fence."
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"He gets shocked if he tries to leave the property."
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"and impregnate neighbors' horses."
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"He's trapped here, just like me."
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"Sir, you're not trapped."
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"I'm trying, Ken!"
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"And I want to be responsible."
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"Right now, she just has a craving"
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"No, we're not supposed to do any sex stuff"
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"while she's on bed rest."
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"I'm on it."
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"Nope, I'm in a strip club."
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"Hey, Jenna, if I'm expecting about 20 people tonight,"
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"Well, I don't know."
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"I just, uh, don't want to forget anything."
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"Don't worry."
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"No one's expecting a lot."
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"No, tonight is going to be different."
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"There's going to be booze and a karaoke machine"
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"and that Black Eyed Peas song they wrote for bar mitzvahs."
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"Sure, it will."
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"Subhas, the current first shift janitor?"
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"Uh, kind of."
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"According to the janitor community..."
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"you call him frequently"
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"regarding home toilet situations."
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"No, it's not that, we're dating."
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"Lemon, please."
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"Look, I just need his phone number."
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"Wait, what does this..."
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"have to do with Avery and Nancy?"
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"That is taking a backseat..."
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"to this janitor situation right now."
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"I need Subhas to step down."
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"But Subhas does a great job."
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"Look, five years ago, I promised Khonani the earlier shift."
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"Why would you ever promise that?"
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"Honestly, these immigrants have a tough life..."
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"no health care,"
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"and I kind of just thought he'd die before it became a thing."
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"Are you sure that you're not just using this..."
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"as an excuse to avoid your real problem?"
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"I need that phone number."
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"Okay, let me find it."
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"Subhas..."
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"I know you know it by heart."
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"9-1-7..."
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"All right, Khonani."
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"If I've learned anything from recent experience,"
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"with Subhas very delicately."
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"Oh, don't worry, Subhas will want to leave,"
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"spend time on his hobbies."
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"He collects classic car..."
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"Classic cardboard."
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"Ken, why did you let me go to a strip club?"
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"I tried to stop you, sir,"
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"This is bad!"
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"Because I can't change."
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"This better be a meeting."
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"'Cause I'm important!"
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"Tracy, it's Liz."
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"you are off the leash."
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"I can't, L. L."
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"And second of all, I've got to stay home"
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"and take care of Angie."
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"What? no."
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"I need you."
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"This party has to be off the hook."
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"People don't say that anymore."
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"Tracy, this is important."
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"that I am not some angry, un-fun woman"
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"who doesn't deserve to be included."
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"Look, Liz Lemon."
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"I know your feelings are hurt."
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"But parties are like frisbees."
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"And then your kid will fall into a quarry."
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"What?"
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"It will turn on you."
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"Like your wife,"
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"after your kid has fallen into a quarry."
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"You know what?"
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"A party is in trouble, and I'm the only one that can save it."
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"But your wife and unborn daughter need you here."
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"but my body's going to take me to Liz Lemon's."
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"What do I do?"
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"It would be my honor."
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"More men in it than I would have expected."
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"Book is book."
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"Indeed."
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"Now, Subhas, you've been with us a long time."
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"And you've done great work here."
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"I've decided it's time for you to step aside,"
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"and Khonani will take over at 11:30."
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"No, I am in a union."
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"There's always another option."
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"What if we reinvent the way people think"
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"about their nightly trash removal?"
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"Gentlemen, there is a way for everybody to get what they want"
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"You are bull-crapping us."
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"No, I am not."
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"I am "innoventing"."
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"N.B.C."
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"It's fresh."
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"Man, Tracy Sr. took off fast."
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"He did not want to live here."
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"Sir, far be it from me to"
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