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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Salad Days (S03E03)

"Yes, certainly, sir. what would you like?"
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"I'm afraid we're fresh out of red leicester, sir."
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"Never mind. how are you on tilsit?"
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"Tish, tish."
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"No matter, um..."
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"Well, four ounces of caerphilly, then, if you please"
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"Stout yeoman."
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"Ah, well, it's been on order for two weeks, sir."
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"I was expecting it this morning."
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"Yes, it's not my day, is it?"
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"Uh, bel paese?"
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"Red windsor?"
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"Uh, normally, sir, yes..."
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"Ah... uh, stilton?"
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"Sorry."
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"Gruyere, emmental?"
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"No."
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"Any norwegian jarlsberger?"
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"No."
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"Liptauer?"
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"No."
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"White stilton?"
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"Danish blue?"
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"Double gloucester?"
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"Cheshire?"
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"No."
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"No."
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"Pont-l'eveque, port salut, savoyard"
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"Saint-paulin, carre-de-l'est"
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"Boursin, bresse-bleue, perle de champagne"
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"Camembert?"
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"Ah! we do have some camembert."
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"It's a bit runny, sir."
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"Oh, i... I like it runny."
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"Well, as a matter of fact, it's... it's very runny, sir."
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"Hand over le fromage de la belle france"
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"I think it's runnier than you like it, sir."
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"I don't care How excrementally runny it is;"
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"Hand it over with all speed."
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"Yes, sir. oh..."
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"What?"
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"The cat's eaten it."
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"She, sir."
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"Gouda?"
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"No."
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"Edam?"
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"No."
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"Caithness?"
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"No."
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"Smoked austrian?"
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"No."
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"You do have some cheese, do you?"
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"Certainly, sir-- it's a cheese shop, sir."
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"We've got..."
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"I'm keen to guess."
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"Fair enough."
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"Wensleydale?"
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"Yes, sir."
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"Splendid."
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"I thought you were referring to me-- mr. wensleydale."
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"No."
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"Parmesan?"
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"No."
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"No."
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"Pippo creme?"
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"Any danish fimboe?"
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"No."
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"Czechoslovakian sheep's milk cheese?"
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"No."
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"Venezuelan beaver cheese?"
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"Not today, sir, no."
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"Well, let's keep it simple."
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"How about cheddar?"
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"Well, I'm afraid we don't get much call for it"
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"Around these parts, sir."
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"Much call?! it's the most popular cheese in the world!"
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"Not round these parts, sir."
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"Round these parts?"
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"Ilchester, sir."
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"I see."
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"Yes, sir, it's quite staggeringly popular"
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"In the manor, squire."
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"Is it?"
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"Our number-one seller."
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"Is it?"
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"Right."
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"Okay, I'm game."
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""have you got any?" he asked"
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"Expecting the answer "no.""
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"I'll have a look, sir."
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"N..."
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"No."
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"It's not much of a cheese shop, really, is it?"
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"Finest in the district, sir."
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"And what leads you to that conclusion?"
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"Well, it's so clean."
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"Well, it's certainly uncontaminated by cheese."
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"You haven't asked me about limburger, sir."
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"Is it worth it?"
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"Could be."
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"Okay, have you..."
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"Have you got any limburger?"
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"No."
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"No-- that figures."
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"It was pretty predictable, really."
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"It was an act of pure optimism"
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"To have posed the question in the first place."
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"Tell me something"
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"Do you have any cheese at all?"
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"Yes, sir."
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"Now, I'm going to ask you that question once more"
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"And if you say "no""
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"I am going to shoot you through the head."
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"Now, do you have any cheese at all?"
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"No."
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"Hugh walpole's rogue cheddar--"
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"One of the first of the cheese westerns--"
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"To be later followed by gunfight at gruyere corral"
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"Ilchester '73"
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"And the cheese who shot liberty valance."
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