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Clips from Daria (1997) - Esteemsters (S01E01)

"Never know how much we can handle till we try, though."
Daria (1997)
"What about you, Daria? How was your first day?"
Daria (1997)
"but there are some interesting idiots in my class."
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"That's great!"
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"Jake!"
Daria (1997)
"You're in a brand-new school in a brand-new town."
Daria (1997)
"Not much chance of that happening..."
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"I'm talking about you making a friend or two."
Daria (1997)
"Don't be so critical. Give people the benefit of the doubt."
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"Exactly. It all boils down to trust. Show a little trust."
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"Mom... Dad... you're right. Can I borrow either car?"
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"No."
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"and if so, is this the sort of thing my assistant can handle?"
Daria (1997)
"You girls took a psychological test at school today?"
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"They said we wouldn't be graded!"
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"Daria, they want you to take a special class for a few weeks, then they'll test you again."
Daria (1997)
"You flunked the test?!"
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"What?! That really stinks, Daria!"
Daria (1997)
"We tell you over and over again that you're wonderful and you just... don't... get it!"
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"What's wrong with you?!"
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"Is she going to have, like, a breakdown or something?"
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"Don't worry. I don't have low self-esteem. It's a mistake."
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"I have low esteem for everyone else."
Daria (1997)
"Esteem... a teen. They don't really rhyme, do they? The sounds don't quite mesh."
Daria (1997)
"The two just don't seem to go together. But we are here to begin realizing your actuality..."
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"...and when we do, each and every one of you will be able to stand proudly and proclaim, "I am. ""
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"Now, before we..."
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"Sorry, question and answer time is later."
Daria (1997)
"I want to know what "realizing your actuality" means."
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"He doesn't know what it means. He's got the speech memorized."
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"Just enjoy the nice man's soothing voice."
Daria (1997)
"So, then, after the role-playing, next class they put the girls and the guys in separate rooms"
Daria (1997)
"but if a lack of mother-daughter bonding is part of your problem,"
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"we're going to remedy that right now."
Daria (1997)
"So... like, what do you like to do after school?"
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"Oh, nothing special. Go to the movies... or, like, a theme park..."
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"or out for a really fancy meal now and then..."
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"or maybe go to a concert, if, like, I know somebody's got good seats and is renting a limo and stuff."
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"You hear that? He hasn't got a prayer."
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"Oh. Bummer."
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"We're... talking about us!"
Daria (1997)
"Excellent! When we talk about "ourselves" we're talking about "us. ""
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"Tonight, I want each one of you to go home and do just that."
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"What do you say? Um... you. What's a daydream that you'd like to see come true?"
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"Well, I guess I'd like my whole family to do something together."
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"Something that'll really make them suffer."
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"We'll talk more about this tomorrow. Class dismissed."
Daria (1997)
"How's the old self-esteem coming, kiddo?"
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"Really?"
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"No."
Daria (1997)
"She sure is. But what does your self-esteem teacher say?"
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"that brought me happiness as a child and replicate them..."
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"How would you like to have a sister with a... a "thing"!"
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"The place with the singers?!"
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"Show's on."
Daria (1997)
"And now, back to Sick, Sad World."
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"This is just astounding! Here you are, blind, deaf, and barely able to walk,"
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"She doesn't get it. It's the Royal Family. You'd have to be blind."
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"Good point."
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"U.F.O. conventions, once sneered at as the domain of so-called "kooks," have become big,"
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"big business, drawing hundreds of thousands of people each year,"
Daria (1997)
"It was a cone-shaped craft about 15 feet long, with an air speed of, oh, I'd estimate mach 12."
Daria (1997)
"They kidnapped and stripped me, examined me briefly, returned my clothes, and dropped me here."
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"I... see."
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"They pressed my pants. Did a nice job."
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"You know all the answers to the questions on the release test, right?"
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"How would I spend my afternoons?"
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"U.F.O. conventions."
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"the world would be a sadder place if you weren't in it."
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"Hi! Did you need clarification on something we covered today?"
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"We feel really good about ourselves."
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"We want to take the graduation test."
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"Well! I'm glad your self-image meter is on the uptick!"
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"So can we take the test?"
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"Okay, question one: "Self-esteem is important because... ""
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"Very good. Now, "The next time I start to feel bad about myself... ""
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"You two really have been paying attention! Okay, "There's no such thing... ""
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"As the right weight."
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"There's only what's right for me."
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"Because me is who I am."
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"I don't think we have to go any farther. I am really pleased!"
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"And once again, the bake sale was a tremendous success."
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"We raised more than $400, which was subsequently stolen from the office,"
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"Thank you. You know, self-esteem is a little like your car's brake fluid."
Daria (1997)
"You may not even know you're low on it until, one day, you go to shift gears and nothing happens."
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"That's transmission fluid!"
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"That's... what I said. Anyway, I'd like you to meet two students"
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"who have completed our self-esteem course faster than anyone ever before!"
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"Please join me in congratulations as I present these certificates of self-esteem to..."
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"Daria Morgendorffer and Jane Lane."
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"I just want to say how proud I am today."
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"I, uh, I want to go home."
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"No one can battle a terrible problem like low self-esteem on their own. It takes good coaching..."
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"...realize my actuality. Winning the fight against low self-esteem takes support..."
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"from teachers, from friends, and most of all, from family."
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"Quinn Morgendorffer. My sister Quinn has forgotten more about self-esteem than I'll ever know."
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"I'll never talk to anyone for the rest of my life!"
Daria (1997)
"That's for me. Hello? Matthew?!"
Daria (1997)
"What was she upset about, exactly?"
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"She felt I should have thanked you and Mom as well."
Daria (1997)
"No, we should thank you for being such a great kid."
Daria (1997)
"Graduating from self-esteem school three weeks early is quite an achievement."
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"Maybe we should all go out and celebrate."
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"Oh, I'd love to, Daria, but..."
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"Yeah. Take a rain check, though."
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"Uh... sure, honey. Whatever you want."
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"Quinn?"
Daria (1997)
"Okay. We'll be right back."
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"Transcript by Glenn Eichler www. outpost-daria. com"
Daria (1997)
"Daria takes psychological test Nerf Herder - Van Halen"
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"Quinn, for instance?"
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"Quinn Morgendorffer."
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"Nobody told me about any test!"
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"Very good, Quinn! Now, Dora, let's see if you can make up a story as vivid as your sister's."
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"Class, we have a new student joining us today."
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"Well, Daria! As long as you have your hand raised..."
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"All right, class. Who can tell me which war Mainfest Destiny was used to justify?"
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"Listen, will this require any parent-teacher conferences or anything,"
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"Easy, Jake. Focus."
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"Nocturnal emissions."
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