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Clips from Family Guy - Ratings Guy (S11E11)

"Is there any way you can describe that to me"
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"And that'll do it for us here at Channel 12 News."
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"And as per the wishes of my moustache,"
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"Let's go, Tom."
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"it seems like you should maybe be"
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"For God's sakes, I've just been handed"
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"Hey, I'm not... I'm not even touching the lever."
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"Wow, thanks!"
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"Yeah, Peter Griffin here."
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"I knew it was the ex-boyfriend."
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"What the hell did Peter do to Cops?!"
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"You ruined television!"
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"Did you see the mob?"
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"What the hell?!"
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"Oh, my God, he destroyed every last box!"
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"I think I just got an idea."
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"You know who I hate?"
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"and present it in a way that no one can possibly understand."
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"make the same Law and Order six times."
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"I don't care what you do now."
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"Yeah, guys, I'm sorry for screwing up"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"that until 1928 there were no hoses,"
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"You were a big deal in one thing,"
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"in order to measure television ratings.""
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"Now, this Nielsen box will keep track of everything you watch,"
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"(scratchy laugh)"
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"It's gonna take me forever to catch up."
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"Always caused me problems at my old job."
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"Oh, come on."
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"on how you can jazz it up."
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"Our ratings have dropped 50%."
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"And so, gentlemen, in baseball,"
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"three strikes and you're out."
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"Good night, Dave."
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"PAUL (off-key): ♪ Hey, lullaby... ♪"
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"Oh, God! An angry mob!"
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"You took an oath when you went to medical school."
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"Thanks to you, TV's a vast wasteland."
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"Well, fine, I'll sit at the bar."
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"That concludes today's session of Book Talk."
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"Yeah, me, too."
Family Guy
"And we need to rebuild television from the ground up."
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"We are done."
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"And now, straight to sleep."
Family Guy
"All right, well, turn it on. I'm very thirsty."
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"My name's Peter and I work in the brewery."
Family Guy
"Thank you very much."
Family Guy
"So, what are we gonna watch?"
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"Tom Tucker? What are you doing here?"
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"Those boots are made for walkin'."
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"Thanks for watching Channel Five,"
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"There were no survivors."
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"Yeah, well, you only have one Nielsen box."
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"Damn it."
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"Everything seems to be going well."
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"Thanks for your time."
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"Hi, NBC, this is Peter Griffin."
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""Sleep tight, truck."
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"(gibbering)"
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"Stop, no, stop."
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"or getting their fat waxed."
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"after what you did to television."
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"I guess I shouldn't have messed with television."
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"Maybe you can use that power to help restore TV"
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"Oh, crap. Now I forgot what it was."
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"Totally confused. Do it!"
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""can you believe what I have to put up with" looks"
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"Well, that sounds awfully lonely."
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"These pants have stool in them."
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"Yeah. Is there anything in there for me?"
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"Or rather, did you exceed your own expectations?"
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""Dear Griffin family,"
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""and as such, to have your TV viewing habits monitored"
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"I think we should watch PBS."
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"Hey, thanks for listening."
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"I know how hard it is to take criticism."
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"PETER: Okay, you can take the boots off at lunch."
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"his ashes were sprinkled off the coast of Acapulco"
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"Oh, that's so great, I just called him on the way home!"
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"We're 100."
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"Peter Griffin, Nielsen family."
Family Guy
"And wait'll you see Breaking Bad."
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"ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Dateline, a woman murdered."
Family Guy
"See that guy with the ponytail in the background?"
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"(clamoring)"
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"You are, Dr. Hartman."
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"You guys are my pals."
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"That means you still have the power to influence television."
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"because you are the creators of what television used to be"
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"You, you, you and you-- go."
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"for embarrassingly small sums of money?"
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"Oh, my God, yes! Yes! Yes!"
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"I-I have nothing left for you."
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"You got TV back to normal."
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"all your favorite shows."
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"Ah, that's okay, Peter."
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"Have another donut, pig!"
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"You got my shirt wet."
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"Aw, thanks, Mike."
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"Is that alcohol on your breath?"
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"of millions of Americans."
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"Um..."
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"I don't like the left puppet. His chin is scary."
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"Well, that shouldn't be a problem."
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"What the hell?"
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"the coolest freaking toy on the planet."
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"I guess that means I'll never get to see"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Okay, great."
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""Sleep tight, firefly."
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"Stop."
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"I've got to swallow all my valuables and get out of here!"
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"because Courtney Cox ripped it apart with her teeth and claws!"
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to answer this."
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"Mmm."
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"I miss my friends, Brian."
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"Well, you still have these boxes."
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"You're right, Brian."
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