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Clips from Family Guy - The Old Man and the Big 'C' (S11E11)

"You know, cervical cancer is also a problem."
Family Guy
"My boyfriend thinks he might have prostate cancer."
Family Guy
"Nope, doesn't."
Family Guy
"The real Carter would never go to a Starbucks."
Family Guy
"He thinks they're too liberal and pretentious."
Family Guy
"Latte for Cecil."
Family Guy
"Beanie?"
Family Guy
"None of those people are real."
Family Guy
"I'm stealing all your sugar packets and napkins."
Family Guy
"Woodstock's over,."
Family Guy
"Wow. You certainly look a lot better"
Family Guy
"Well, no one's ever going to see that again,"
Family Guy
"I can promise you that."
Family Guy
"I can't stress how important it is"
Family Guy
"our secret be kept from the public."
Family Guy
"I understand, sir."
Family Guy
"And I assure you that Specimen Z"
Family Guy
"Did you hear that, Brian?"
Family Guy
"That "walking corpse" was Carter dying of cancer."
Family Guy
"This guy is an imposter."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God."
Family Guy
"And I bet Specimen Z is the real Carter's body."
Family Guy
"You two didn't hear that, did you?"
Family Guy
"Hey, buddy, we're..."
Family Guy
"we're just trying to read the paper here."
Family Guy
"I don't work here."
Family Guy
"Then I'll have you killed. I want to die."
Family Guy
"I hated that guy back there."
Family Guy
"Okay, this is level 12."
Family Guy
"There's the lab."
Family Guy
"Oh, crap, there's a keypad."
Family Guy
"and figure out the code."
Family Guy
"When's his birthday?"
Family Guy
"That's so loud. The guards will hear."
Family Guy
"Hey, what's going on down there?"
Family Guy
"Nothing."
Family Guy
"All right."
Family Guy
"All right, now, where would they keep"
Family Guy
"a dead body in a pharmaceutical lab?"
Family Guy
"That's it. I bet he's in there."
Family Guy
"What is it?"
Family Guy
"Specimen Z is a cure for cancer."
Family Guy
"Carter didn't die. He cured himself."
Family Guy
"Hold it right there."
Family Guy
"Damn it, Brian. You broke into my lab."
Family Guy
"And you didn't wear a suit."
Family Guy
"Hey, why didn't he have to wear a suit?"
Family Guy
"See what you've started now?"
Family Guy
"Carter, you've found a cure for cancer?"
Family Guy
"Well, I didn't come up with it."
Family Guy
"A couple of eggheads I hired did."
Family Guy
"One of them's a Chinese."
Family Guy
"Boy, I don't like those people."
Family Guy
"But holy crap, wind 'em up and watch 'em go."
Family Guy
"How long have you had this?"
Family Guy
"I don't know. When... when was that"
Family Guy
""Who Let the Dogs Out?" song?"
Family Guy
"You've had this since 1999?"
Family Guy
"It's a song about dogs and letting them out."
Family Guy
"I could have you arrested for breaking in here."
Family Guy
"Carter, you've discovered the holy grail of modern medicine."
Family Guy
"Why the hell would you keep it buried like this?"
Family Guy
"I'll tell you why."
Family Guy
"Because there's far more money to be made"
Family Guy
"in treating a disease than in curing it."
Family Guy
"Why cure someone of cancer in a day"
Family Guy
"if we can treat them for a lifetime"
Family Guy
"and bill them every step along the way?"
Family Guy
"What? That's insane."
Family Guy
"Brian, it's so cold in here, look how big my nips are."
Family Guy
"They're almost like a woman's."
Family Guy
"Oh, look, I'm tugging at 'em and they're getting even bigger."
Family Guy
"Carter, what you're doing here is criminal,"
Family Guy
"and I'm going to tell the whole world about it."
Family Guy
"Is that right? Who's going to believe you?"
Family Guy
"The Internet?"
Family Guy
"Security!"
Family Guy
"Everything's fine."
Family Guy
"No, it isn't. Get in here."
Family Guy
"Ah! Damn it! You bastards."
Family Guy
"I don't know why you're surprised by this, Brian."
Family Guy
"Big corporations never tell the truth."
Family Guy
"ok at the Kleenex industry."
Family Guy
"Well, we had another good quarter."
Family Guy
"Jerry, I'm going to let you in on something,"
Family Guy
"and it can't leave this room."
Family Guy
"Our research shows"
Family Guy
"the primary use of our product is sperm."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, and brace yourself for this."
Family Guy
"The second biggest use is women crying about nonsense."
Family Guy
"But I thought sneezing was..."
Family Guy
"Jerry, Jerry, it's sperm and nonsense."
Family Guy
"I can't believe Carter"
Family Guy
"would sacrifice millions of lives"
Family Guy
"just to protect corporate profits."
Family Guy
"Well, don't be too upset."
Family Guy
"Old Stewie here snagged"
Family Guy
"a little souvenir on his way out."
Family Guy
"You got the cancer cure."
Family Guy
"How'd you manage to steal it?"
Family Guy
"Oh, it was easy-- I just took it"
Family Guy
"while you guys were yammering on."
Family Guy
"I swear, I felt like I was waiting"
Family Guy
"for Lois to get off the phone."
Family Guy
"Well, that is amazing."
Family Guy
"All right, Bonnie."
Family Guy
"Well, it was good talking to you."
Family Guy
"No way. She did?"
Family Guy
"You know what?"
Family Guy
"That doesn't surprise me. That's how she is."
Family Guy
"Okay, then. Okay."
Family Guy
"Okay. Okay."
Family Guy
"All right, I'll see you Tuesday."
Family Guy
"Oh, no. What happened?"
Family Guy
"That's terrible."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, just awful."
Family Guy
"Well, you give them my best."
Family Guy
"Okay, I got to go."
Family Guy
"Oh, I didn't tell you?"
Family Guy
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