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Clips from Borat (2006)

"but, at the end, we say, "Not," which means it's not true."
Borat (2006)
"So teach me how to make one."
Borat (2006)
"- All right, what color is your suit? - This suit is gray."
Borat (2006)
"- It's gray. - All right, it's blue-gray."
Borat (2006)
"But it's certainly not black, right?"
Borat (2006)
"- Let's say it's gray, but... - It is gray."
Borat (2006)
"Okay, so a "not" joke, I would say"
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""That suit is black. Not!""
Borat (2006)
"This suit is not black."
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"This suit is black not."
Borat (2006)
"This suit is black, pause... You know what a pause is?"
Borat (2006)
"- Yes. - This suit is black. Not!"
Borat (2006)
"No, you don't say "pause.""
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"This suit is black."
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"That's a pause. Not!"
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"This suit is black."
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"Okay..."
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"- I don't... I'm not... - Not!"
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"Everybody say U.S.A. television much better"
Borat (2006)
"but this I watch for three hours, do not change."
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"There's a remote control here."
Borat (2006)
"Push these two arrows to change the channel."
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"I got him, I got him, I got him!"
Borat (2006)
"I have the urge to bury something else."
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"- I love you. - I love you too, Jamie."
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"I love you."
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"It's a pleasure to meet you, C.J."
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"Be careful! Be careful, C.J.!"
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"This C.J. was like no Kazakh woman I had ever seen."
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"and the asshole of a 7-year-old."
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"Get up! Get up!"
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"Why aren't you ready!"
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"We have people to interview today."
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"I understand."
Borat (2006)
"Learn what you can from this women's group."
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"except for in brothel or in grave."
Borat (2006)
"In the U.S. and A., many womens meet in groups called Feminists."
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"I find more."
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"So, what means this feminism?"
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"It's the theory that women should be equal to men"
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"in matters economic, social..."
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"Definitely."
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"But is it not a problem that a woman have a smaller brain than a man?"
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"Your government's scientist?"
Borat (2006)
"- Yes, Dr. Yamak. - He's wrong. He's wrong."
Borat (2006)
"Give me a smile, baby. Why angry face?"
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"- Do you know the word "demeaning"? - No."
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"I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying."
Borat (2006)
"All I could think about was this lovely woman in her red water-panties."
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"Who was this C.J.?"
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"Last night I see in my hotel room"
Borat (2006)
"a woman called C.J. on the television."
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"- She's just on television. - Her name is Pamela."
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"- Do she live here in New York City? - She lives in California."
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"- In the California. - He's gonna look her up."
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"Okay, can we finish now?"
Borat (2006)
"Listen, pussycat, smile a bit."
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"- All right. That's it. I'm done. - We're finished. We have to leave."
Borat (2006)
"Mr. Sagdiyev?"
Borat (2006)
"- Yes? - I have a telegram for you."
Borat (2006)
""Dear Borat Sagdiyev,"
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""was walking your retarded Bilo in the woods"
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"This is what it's..."
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"What do you mean, California?"
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"I have arranged all our filming for New York."
Borat (2006)
"Rodeos, cowboys... It will be better for our documentary."
Borat (2006)
"But why California? What's there?"
Borat (2006)
"Pearl Harbor is there... And so is Texas."
Borat (2006)
"Eventually, I persuade Azamat that we would travel to California"
Borat (2006)
"He insists we not fly in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11."
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"My name is Mike. I'm gonna be your driving instructor."
Borat (2006)
"MICHAEL PSENICSKA Perry Hall Driving School"
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"Welcome to our country, okay."
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"Well, I'm not used to that, but that's fine."
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"Now, you do know how to drive a little bit?"
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"- Yes. - Yes. Put it in D."
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"Now, wait a second. Wait a second."
Borat (2006)
"- Have you driven a car before? - Yes, many times."
Borat (2006)
"All right, let's go this way."
Borat (2006)
"I don't want you hitting anybody."
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"Use two hands, now."
Borat (2006)
"But then it look like I am holding a Gypsy while he eat my chram."
Borat (2006)
"I don't care. You use two hands when you drive, okay?"
Borat (2006)
"- Okay. - Watch the children."
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"Okay, no problem."
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"Look, there is a woman in a car."
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"Can we follow her?"
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"- And maybe make sexy-time with her? - No, no, no."
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"- Let's get her. Why not? - No, no, no."
Borat (2006)
"There must be consent. How about that?"
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"That's good, huh?"
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"- Is not good for me. - It is good."
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"- Steer the car. - Okay."
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"- You want have a drink? - You can't drink that."
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"- Why not? What? - It's against the law."
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"No, we better not lose them."
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"Hey, don't look at me. Eat my tits!"
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"We'll make a right turn up here."
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"Don't look at me like that. I will eat your shit."
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"- No, he do before. He look on me. - You can't do that."
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"They're gonna throw us in jail, me with you."
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"Why in a jail? He look on me."
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"I like you, do you like me?"
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"- I do like you. - You are my friend?"
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"You're nice and I am your friend."
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"- I won't be your boyfriend. - Why not? You do not like me?"
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"I could be. It depends. Well, boyfriend, yeah, I can."
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"Great success."
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"Well, that would be a Corvette or a Hummer."
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"A man yesterday tell me if I buy a car"
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"I must buy one with a pussy magnet."
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"He means a car that women will like."
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"No, there's no magnet. That was just... He means the vehicle."
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"Women love the Hummers."
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"If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?"
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"Yeah, but there's no such thing in this country as a magnet."
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"will there be any damage to the car?"
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"- It depends on how hard you hit them. - Hard."
Borat (2006)
"Yeah, hard. You might,"
Borat (2006)
"if somebody rolls on the windshield, crack your windshield."
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