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Clips from Borat

Movies 2006 84 min ★ 7.4/10 (485,588 ratings) 1,158 clips
Comedy

Credits

My name Borat.
"My name Borat."
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This my country of Kazakhstan.
"This my country of Kazakhstan."
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It locate between Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan
"It locate between Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan"
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KAZAKHSTAN TAJIKISTAN
"KAZAKHSTAN TAJIKISTAN"
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KAZAKHSTAN KAZAKHSTAN TAJIKISTAN
"KAZAKHSTAN KAZAKHSTAN TAJIKISTAN"
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KAZAKHSTAN
"KAZAKHSTAN"
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KAZAKHSTAN UZBEKISTAN
"KAZAKHSTAN UZBEKISTAN"
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This Urkin, the town rapist.
"This Urkin, the town rapist."
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Over here, our town kindergarten.
"Over here, our town kindergarten."
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And here live Mukhtar Sakanov,
"And here live Mukhtar Sakanov,"
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town mechanic and abortionist.
"town mechanic and abortionist."
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This my house. Entry, please.
"This my house. Entry, please."
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I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass.
"I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass."
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I get a clock radio, he cannot afford.
"I get a clock radio, he cannot afford."
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Great success.
"Great success."
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This is Natalya.
"This is Natalya."
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She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.
"She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan."
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This is my mother.
"This is my mother."
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She oldest woman in whole of Kuzcek.
"She oldest woman in whole of Kuzcek."
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She is 43. I love her.
"She is 43. I love her."
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And this my wife, Oxana. She's boring.
"And this my wife, Oxana. She's boring."
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What you say about me, you skinny piece of shit?
"What you say about me, you skinny piece of shit?"
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Not now, please.
"Not now, please."
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Why don't you do something useful and dig your mother a grave.
"Why don't you do something useful and dig your mother a grave."
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Come in here, please. Ignore.
"Come in here, please. Ignore."
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And this is where I lives. My bed.
"And this is where I lives. My bed."
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This is a VCR recorder.
"This is a VCR recorder."
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And this play cassettes.
"And this play cassettes."
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Now I show you outside from my houses.
"Now I show you outside from my houses."
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My hobbies, Ping-Pong,
"My hobbies, Ping-Pong,"
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sunbathe,
"sunbathe,"
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disco dance,
"disco dance,"
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and watch ladies while they make toilet.
"and watch ladies while they make toilet."
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THE RUNNING OF THE JEW 2004
"THE RUNNING OF THE JEW 2004"
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Here comes the Jew.
"Here comes the Jew."
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It's a big one this year.
"It's a big one this year."
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Wait, here comes Mrs. Jew.
"Wait, here comes Mrs. Jew."
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Is she? Is she?
"Is she? Is she?"
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Go kids! Crush that Jew chick before he hatches!
"Go kids! Crush that Jew chick before he hatches!"
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Although Kazakhstan glorious country, it have problem too.
"Although Kazakhstan glorious country, it have problem too."
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Economic, social and Jew.
"Economic, social and Jew."
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This why Ministry of Information have decide to send me to U.S. and A,
"This why Ministry of Information have decide to send me to U.S. and A,"
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greatest country in the world, to learn lessons for Kazakhstan.
"greatest country in the world, to learn lessons for Kazakhstan."
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I will travel with most venerable producer, Azamat Bagatov.
"I will travel with most venerable producer, Azamat Bagatov."
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No, not film me! Film him.
"No, not film me! Film him."
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Doltan, I'll get you a new arm in America.
"Doltan, I'll get you a new arm in America."
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I go to America!
"I go to America!"
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America!
"America!"
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Wave goodbye to your clock radio, asshole!
"Wave goodbye to your clock radio, asshole!"
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If you cheat on me, I will come over there
"If you cheat on me, I will come over there"
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and snap off your cock.
"and snap off your cock."
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JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT New York City
"JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT New York City"
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and a jar of Gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.
"and a jar of Gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS."
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Nice to meet you.
"Nice to meet you."
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Hello, nice meet you.
"Hello, nice meet you."
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Hey, what your name?
"Hey, what your name?"
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My name is mind your own fucking business.
"My name is mind your own fucking business."
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Stand clear of the closing doors, please.
"Stand clear of the closing doors, please."
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My name Borat.
"My name Borat."
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- What's happening? - Nice meet you.
"- What's happening? - Nice meet you."
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- Yo, step the fuck off, bro. - Okay. Okay.
"- Yo, step the fuck off, bro. - Okay. Okay."
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- You're fucking with the wrong one, man. - Okay. Sorry.
"- You're fucking with the wrong one, man. - Okay. Sorry."
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Oh, shit. Okay, okay, wait.
"Oh, shit. Okay, okay, wait."
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I get it. Please, relax.
"I get it. Please, relax."
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I'll get him! Careful, he bite.
"I'll get him! Careful, he bite."
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- Hey, man, what are you doing? - Okay, relax.
"- Hey, man, what are you doing? - Okay, relax."
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Okay. Okay.
"Okay. Okay."
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Okay, okay, relax.
"Okay, okay, relax."
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Okay, no problem. Sorry.
"Okay, no problem. Sorry."
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Welcome to the Wellington Hotel.
"Welcome to the Wellington Hotel."
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GUY BORGES Manager, Wellington Hotel
"GUY BORGES Manager, Wellington Hotel"
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- I pay for one night. How much? - Fine.
"- I pay for one night. How much? - Fine."
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No, we can call it 117.
"No, we can call it 117."
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Let me get the door for you. Come on in.
"Let me get the door for you. Come on in."
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Very nice room.
"Very nice room."
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We're not in the room yet, sir. Hold on.
"We're not in the room yet, sir. Hold on."
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You might want to repack. We're gonna be moving again shortly.
"You might want to repack. We're gonna be moving again shortly."
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Sir, this is your floor. I'm gonna take you to your room.
"Sir, this is your floor. I'm gonna take you to your room."
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King in the castle. King in the castle.
"King in the castle. King in the castle."
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I have a chair. I have a chair.
"I have a chair. I have a chair."
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- Get away from me. - I just... I kiss you, say hello.
"- Get away from me. - I just... I kiss you, say hello."
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- I say hello and I... - Do not touch me.
"- I say hello and I... - Do not touch me."
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- Do not get near my face. - I kiss you.
"- Do not get near my face. - I kiss you."
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Yeah, you kiss me, I'll pop you in the fucking balls.
"Yeah, you kiss me, I'll pop you in the fucking balls."
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Very nice. How much?
"Very nice. How much?"
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Get away! What are you doing?
"Get away! What are you doing?"
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This has been most happiest day of my lifes.
"This has been most happiest day of my lifes."
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I was very excite to start my reportings.
"I was very excite to start my reportings."
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America is known for its sense of humor.
"America is known for its sense of humor."
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UN survey say Kazakhstan have 98th lowest humor.
"UN survey say Kazakhstan have 98th lowest humor."
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Hurry, hurry.
"Hurry, hurry."
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How is my back pussy?
"How is my back pussy?"
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Enough!
"Enough!"
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- Hello. My name's Pat Haggerty. - Hello.
"- Hello. My name's Pat Haggerty. - Hello."
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PAT HAGGERTY Humor Coach
"PAT HAGGERTY Humor Coach"
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- Nice meet you. Borat. - Nice to meet you.
"- Nice meet you. Borat. - Nice to meet you."
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Should I make a joke about my mother-in-law?
"Should I make a joke about my mother-in-law?"
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Yes. In America, that's a very popular joke.
"Yes. In America, that's a very popular joke."
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- Do you have a mother-in-law joke? - Yes.
"- Do you have a mother-in-law joke? - Yes."
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I had sexy-time with my mother-in-law.
"I had sexy-time with my mother-in-law."
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- A what time? - Sexy-time.
"- A what time? - Sexy-time."
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I made sexy-time with my mother-in-law.
"I made sexy-time with my mother-in-law."
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- You had sex with your mother-in-law? - Yes.
"- You had sex with your mother-in-law? - Yes."
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- No, it is not a joke. - Yeah.
"- No, it is not a joke. - Yeah."
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Do you have a joke about her?
"Do you have a joke about her?"
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No, why make a joke on a mother-in-law?
"No, why make a joke on a mother-in-law?"
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Do you ever laugh on people with a retardation?
"Do you ever laugh on people with a retardation?"
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Here in America we try not to make fun of
"Here in America we try not to make fun of"
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or be funny with things that people don't choose.
"or be funny with things that people don't choose."
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But perhaps you have not seen someone with a very funny retardation.
"But perhaps you have not seen someone with a very funny retardation."
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My brother, Bilo, have a very funny retardation.
"My brother, Bilo, have a very funny retardation."
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Mental retardation causes a lot of pain and hardship for a lot of families.
"Mental retardation causes a lot of pain and hardship for a lot of families."
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Sometime my sister, she show her vagina to my brother, Bilo, and say,
"Sometime my sister, she show her vagina to my brother, Bilo, and say,"
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"You will never get this! You will never get this!"
""You will never get this! You will never get this!""
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She go, "You never get this!"
"She go, "You never get this!""
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But one time, he break cage and he get this.
"But one time, he break cage and he get this."
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And then we all laugh.
"And then we all laugh."
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What is "not" jokes?
"What is "not" jokes?"
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A "not" joke is when we're trying to make fun of something
"A "not" joke is when we're trying to make fun of something"
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and what we do is we make a statement that we pretend is true
"and what we do is we make a statement that we pretend is true"
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