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Clips from Mike Tyson Mysteries - The Monahans and MacGoverns (S04E04)

"But sometimes, you can be a bitch."
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"Like the first thing in the morning before you get your coffee."
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"Oh, Mi... Don't you wanna drive?"
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"No, Marquess, I'll just sit back here ready to save lives."
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"Buh-buh-buh-buh. You don't need your seat belts, man."
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"You got me."
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"I can bring you back to life, man."
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"I have the power of God. I am God."
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"Mm-kay."
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"Drive faster, Marquess, and feel free to close your eyes."
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"Hey, Yung, you want to choke on a sucking candy?"
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"Uh, no thanks."
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"Here, Pigeon, I learned the Heimlich maneuver."
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"Okay, first thing you do in an emergency."
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"You look around, you make sure everything is safe."
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"Dad!"
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"Then see if the victim is responsive."
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"Sir, sir, are you okay?"
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"Now, here's something I did not know."
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"You cannot just render aid without their permission"
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"because of legal whatnots."
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"Isn't that interesting?"
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"I find that very interesting."
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"But that's the world we live in."
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"So I'm gonna ask the victim for permission."
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"Sir, do I have your permission to render aid? -"
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"What is happening?"
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"The victim has passed out,"
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"and he doesn't appear to be breathing."
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"This is called the AED machine."
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"It stands for... I don't know."
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"Here, let me look it up on my phone."
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"- Dad, hurry! - Oh, my God!"
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"Ugh, I'm not getting any reception."
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"Oh, wait, we need to check and see"
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"if the victim is wearing a necklace or any metal jewelry,"
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"so we don't electrocute him."
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"Okay, no jewelry."
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"That's suprisin'. He's very flashy."
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"Michael!"
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"Okay, everyone clear."
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"Are we there yet?"
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"So why did Clayton contact you, exactly?"
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"Is it about his tiny dick? Just so we're clear,"
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"he didn't get that from me. He got it from his mother."
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"My side of the family, you mean."
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"'Cause I don't have a tiny dick."
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"What? What? I don't!"
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"Take your pill, Mary Lynne."
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"Okay. Um, there is an additional reason your son contacted us,"
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"but I'm sure he would prefer that we speak to him privately."
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"Do you know where he is?"
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"He better be out in the south pasture deworming cattle."
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"But if this is about Josephine Monahan, you're wasting your time."
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"She and the rest of her family can go straight to hell."
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"May I ask a question?"
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"I think we're all wondering,"
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"can I have a ginger ale?"
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"No, that's not what we're wondering,"
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"I believe what we're all wondering"
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"is why your two families are feuding."
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"Long ago, it was cattle."
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"Then it was oil."
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"Now, it's just in our blood."
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"Interesting,"
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"but I think I would have enjoyed the answer more"
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"if I would have had a cold glass of ginger ale."
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"Okay, Mr. and Mrs. MacGovern..."
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"Please, call us Monty MacGovern"
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"and Mary Lynne MacGovern."
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"Mm-kay. It seems longer."
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"Monty MacGovern and Mary Lynne MacGovern,"
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"your son is in love."
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"Shouldn't that be all that matters?"
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"Even if we were willing to end this feud,"
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"I want Hugey Monahan to make the first move."
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"And good luck with that."
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"50 milligrams?"
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"There's no way in hell we're making the first move to end this feud."
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"Isn't that right, Hugey?"
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"That's right, Sugar."
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"Dear Lord!"
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"Oh, my God, just like that commercial."
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"No Monahan will ever marry a MacGovern."
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"And anyway, Josephine is going to marry Tucker's best friend"
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"J.D. Montague."
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"Just so you know, I'd rather die than marry J.D."
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"Wait, wait, Josephine!"
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"Nobody needs to die."
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"I promise this will all work out."
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"I'll talk to your parents, I..."
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"Josephine!"
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"Josephine!"
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"Where are you, my sweet Josephine?"
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"She ain't your sweet Josephine for much longer."
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"We're getting married. Her parents said so."
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"J.D., what are you doing?"
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"Oh!"
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"You shot me!"
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"I'm dying."
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"Stay with him. I'll go get help."
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"I did want to marry a Monahan."
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"But not Josephine."
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"It was Tucker I loved."
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"J.D.'s dead. I killed him!"
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"It was an accident, I swear!"
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"I believe you, Clayton, but no one else will."
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"All I want is to be with Josephine."
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"When Tucker sees what I've done, he'll kill me!"
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"No. Not if you're already dead."
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"What?"
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"Here, here, here. Lie down next to him."
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"Okay, now we need a second bullet"
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"to have been fired."
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"Oh, shit."
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"Ah, well, at least it was a peaceful death."
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"- What is that? - Sriracha sauce."
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"Well, I'm doing this paleo thing."
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"Well, it's not totally paleo, because I drink,"
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