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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Mac Is a Serial Killer (S03E03)

"I know. But when, dude? I feel like I've been putting a lot of time in here."
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"Soon. It takes time. Look, I know that it takes time."
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"But maybe we should just take it easy until then."
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"Because of the penis? Oh, boy. There it is."
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"The penis. Yes. Because of the pen..."
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"Okay, listen. Here's the deal."
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"I feel like we make out, and it's great. I mean, really great."
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"But then things start to get hot and heavy and you scratch me."
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"Which is cool. But you're really strong, and it hurts."
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"And sometimes... just sometimes... I bump up against it."
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"And I... I just can't handle that."
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"Really? Because you seem like you can handle anything."
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"I mean, I do... work out. So..."
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"I don't know. He's been in there a long time."
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"Hey, you want to take a picture with it?"
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"Yeah. All right. How's this look? Does this look cool?"
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"Hold it closer to your face and look really crazy."
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"Like I'm killing somebody?"
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"Let me start it and get my tongue... Put your tongue there."
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"No, you don't have anything. That's inconclusive, Frank."
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"Look, look. He's guilty as sin. Look at him. He's sneaking around."
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"I'll tell you what you do have. You got a camera. So let's snap one off, all right?"
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"Put your tongue closer to the blade."
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"Dennis!"
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"Get outta here. You're gonna blow my cover."
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"Dee, that is the point of being here."
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"I know. That's why I feel like a sitting duck out there. You volunteered for this, Sis."
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"If you recall, I didn't want to use you as the bait. You do not fit the profile."
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"I fit the profile, Dennis! That's the right attitude. Now pull these out or something."
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"Is it cold out here? It's freezing!"
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"I have a down jacket on, a wool blanket. It's a very toasty situation I got back here."
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"Oh, Mac?"
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"Are you in there?"
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"We're clear, Charlie. Come on."
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"What's the decorating motif of this place... prison cell?"
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"You think I want some Jew lawyer crawling up my ass in six months?"
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"The guy's innocent, all right? You're poking around..."
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"but there's no point to it 'cause you're not gonna find anything."
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"Oh! And Bingo was his nameo"
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"The Human Anatomy."
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"He's got a half a chapter highlighted..."
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"on the removal of human genitalia."
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"All I'm saying is that the book doesn't mean anything. You got no evidence!"
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"It stinks, that stuff. This stuff is Drakkar Noir, man."
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"Oh, no. I'm not on any crack rock."
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"But that was because I was trying to get on welfare and fail a drug test."
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"But that stuff, you gotta be careful because it'll mess you."
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"Why are you asking? Do you have some on you?"
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"You heard it. Your bitch chose me."
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"See now, Pepper Jack, I feel like we're miscommunication."
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"Bitch, you speak when spoken to now."
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"Oh, no. No. Sir, you know what? We're just gonna get out of here. Dee, let's go."
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"You want this ho back, Pepper Jack needs to get paid."
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"Oh, no cutting. That's not necessary. All right, how much?"
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"Well, what you got? I don't know. Seven bucks and a stupid thermos."
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"I mean, you can't just jump into the mind of a serial killer."
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"Yeah. Okay, what's the first step?"
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"Here's what I think. If I was gonna start mass murdering people..."
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"I feel like the first thing I would do is pick a victim."
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"Mm-hmm. But who?"
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"And shithead. Hope you burn your tongue."
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"What is wrong with me? What the hell is wrong with you? I saw you last night!"
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"You did? So you admit it?"
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"Yeah. Don't ever admit it, Mac! Don't ever admit it!"
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"Who else knows about this? Nobody. Just her."
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"Well, that's good. She won't be a problem. She ain't gonna tell anybody."
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"But I gotta tell you, buddy. Frank's onto you. Frank knows?"
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"Well, he's sniffing around. Oh, goddamn it."
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"When the time is right, he's gonna come at you, and he's gonna come at you hard!"
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"Here's what you gotta do. You gotta deny."
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"Well, okay. That's gonna be a little bit of an issue, man."
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"I want to stop. I just... Okay. Hey, man. Hey, hey."
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"Shh, shh, shh. We're gonna get you the help. All right?"
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"But in the meantime, you gotta give me the time to, like, build your case."
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"You know? To... To help your defense out."
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"And then I do some moves."
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"Yeah. I'm into it. Okay. Yeah, all right."
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"What the hell does that have anything to do with what we're talking about?"
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"Lawyer stuff. It's a great show. Are you gonna help me?"
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"Yeah, man. Are you wearing my Drakkar?"
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"But you're not using your head. This is serial killing 101."
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"We're not buying anything."
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"My neighbor Gary works here. He is desperately in love with me."
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"We need killing tools, he needs me to smile at him every once in a while."
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"I like those gardening shears very much. But do they cut through bone?"
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"Gary, my brother and I, we're gonna take these shears."
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"But we're gonna take 'em on the hush-hush. What?"
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"For free."
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"Oh, okay. Okay."
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"Messy. Too messy."
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"I will be recording this conversation. You want a fresh cigarette?"
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"Here, here. Yeah."
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"I notice you like cherry pie."
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"Cut the chitchat. My client's clearly a busy woman. Ask your questions."
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"Did he ever exhibit any hatred toward women? Irrelevant questioning."
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"Yeah. Oh!"
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"That's it, lady! Damn it!"
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"I can't believe you actually dressed like a clown. You're gonna draw so much attention."
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"I thought we were getting into the killer's shoes."
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"But the killer's not a psycho clown, Dee. That's only in movies... stupid ones."
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"Oh, really? John Wayne Gacy? He was a psycho clown."
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"He was an excellent one. Did good work. Come on, Dee, that's..."
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"This is the fun part, Dee. This is the part that we've been working up to."
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"This is what all the work has been for. We're gonna follow our victim."
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"Uhhuh. And then we're gonna jump her."
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"And then I'm gonna strangle her and you're gonna chop her into pieces."
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"Okay, but what are we really gonna do?"
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"Huh? We're not really gonna kill her. What are we gonna do?"
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"Let's just follow her for a little. We'll throw a good scare into her."
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"Oh, my God. My eyes feel like fire."
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"Dee, if you hadn't been squeaking around like a goddamn psycho clown..."
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"What the hell are you doing? I'm spying. I'm spying on everybody."
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"And I got good news. I know the killer is Mac."
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"Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Dee, the real serial killer is Mac."
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"How did we not see it earlier? I don't know."
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"Whatever! I got a plan."
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"But first, we gotta lure him in on the phone."
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"Hold that thought, Frank. I just came up with a plan."
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"Ooh, but first, we gotta lure him in on the phone. Yes!"
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"Well, this was fun. Right? Mm-hmm."
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