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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Geology Methodology (S11E11)

"Then why does it say,"
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"It sounds like someone named Scooper"
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"doesn't want you touching his jacket."
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"(sighs)"
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"I'm doing geology."
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"Just, please, don't tell anyone."
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"Are you embarrassed of me?"
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"Oh, no, no, no, not you."
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"No, just the work that you've devoted your entire life to."
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"If you're ashamed to be working with me,"
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"then I don't want to work with you."
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"Uh, but not too nice."
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"Yelp called it "good for groups.""
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"Would you care to buy the lady a...?"
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"No! Get out of here!"
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"I just, I hate when someone assumes two people are dating"
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"just because they look like"
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"they would make beautiful babies together."
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"Are you sure you're okay with this?"
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"with casual relationships."
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"You're funny."
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"Glad it came off that way. (chuckles)"
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"Uh, so tell me about your day."
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"How's work going?"
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"Well, I spent the morning reviewing side effects"
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"for our fungal cream, so it was a lot of ooze and pus."
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"♪ We're knocking on heaven's door ♪"
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"Sounds wonderful."
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"What you got there?"
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"Did some mean boys throw it at you?"
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"Although I did drop it on my own foot, so kind of."
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"What if there was something I wanted to do,"
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"but I was worried other people would think less of me?"
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"Is that other person me, and does it happen in the bedroom,"
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"You know what? I'm not even gonna say it."
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"I am just gonna say the letter it starts with"
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""G"-- Oh, no, that's not gonna work."
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"Geology?"
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"Sheldon, you've never cared what people thought,"
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"even when you really, really should."
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"If I'm not gonna use "your momma" jokes"
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"nothing else should matter."
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"You're right, Amy."
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"That is sage advice."
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"Nope."
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"Well, if he wasn't your soul mate, he wasn't your soul mate."
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"One of whats?"
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"Of course not. That's ridiculous."
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"I mean, what if"
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"your soul mate lived halfway across the world?"
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"Yes, you would."
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"I can give you, like, 20 examples"
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"You know what?"
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"People get upset when I talk about this."
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"Let's just change the subject."
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"No, no, no. No, it's-it's fine."
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"It's just that what people call "love""
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"is actually a series of biochemical reactions"
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"Raj, we're scientists."
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"We don't need to feel threatened"
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"just because we understand the mechanisms"
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"that give rise to romantic feelings."
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"It doesn't take anything away from the experience."
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"Yes, it does."
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"Actually, it takes everything away from it."
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"that's greater than ourselves."
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"It's what makes people write songs and poems,"
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"and what has kept The Bachelor on TV for 21 magical seasons."
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"Don't you think the fact that love is given away as a prize"
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"on a game show slightly undermines your argument?"
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"Bert."
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"Bert, Bert."
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"Bert, Bert, Bert."
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"I would like us to work together again."
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"I promise to keep my geology comments to myself,"
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"Well, this is awkward."
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"Leonard, what are you doing here?"
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"Bert asked for my help."
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"BERT: Yeah, he's an excellent scientist,"
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"It's called bladder training."
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"When you're in your 80s, you'll thank me for it."
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"Look, Sheldon, you were a jerk to Bert,"
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"and he walked away from you."
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"I know I behaved poorly in the past,"
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"but things will be different this time."
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"Come on, let me in."
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"We'll have some laughs,"
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"I'm sorry, Sheldon."
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"So you just shut the door in his face?"
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"We're just so different."
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"I know. Sometimes when you're dating,"
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"you meet weird people."
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"I once met a girl who didn't like juggling."
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"So you're not gonna see her again?"
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"What's the point?"
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"We're never gonna be in a real relationship."
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"Right, so you'll only be in a physical one?"
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"Exactly."
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"Raj, do you real... Whoa, hold on."
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"Give him a chance. He's gonna get this."
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"She doesn't want to fall in love."
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"At that point,"
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"all we are is two single people"
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"So how was your night with Ruchi?"
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"We ordered in some food, we had sex, I left."
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"I didn't even ask if she enjoyed it."
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"(chuckles)"
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"but I played it off as allergies."
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"Again, I know."
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"Sheldon."
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"♪ Almost paradise ♪"
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"and you know it."
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"Sheldon, I've got these"
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"Sheldon, what are you doing?"
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"♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪"
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"(sportscast playing over TV)"
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"(chuckles) Tell me about it. I had to drag this guy."
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"Arre uske taang pay ball kar!"
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"You know, I was the best leg spinner in my high school?"
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"I'm in my office."
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