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Clips from Three's Company - A Man About the House (S01E01)

"I can't afford any place else unless I can find someone"
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"To share an apartment with."
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"Are you thinking what I’m thinking?"
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"I think so."
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"Good."
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"Listen, Jack, how would you like--"
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"I like it already."
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"But first let's just talk it over."
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"Would you excuse us for a minute?"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"And what's there to talk over, Janet?"
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"I mean, I think he'd make a terrific roommate."
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"Oh, so do I."
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"Okay, let's ask him."
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"No, no, no. Before we rush into this"
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"All right."
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"Okay, he is a great cook."
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"(Together) plus."
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"He would be good protection for us around the house."
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"(Together) plus."
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"(Together) minus/plus"
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"Minus?"
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"Minus."
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"You saw the way he was looking at you in there."
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"I know you Chrissy, you have a very low melting point."
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"That's true."
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"I mean, just a little bit of sweet talk and you fall apart."
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"Look what happened with Frank."
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"He said he wanted me for a friend."
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"Yeah, and then the next night he bought the friend."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"You're right. But with Jack, I’ll be strong."
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"No, no, no, no, no-- It will not work."
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"You can't help yourself, Chrissy."
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"So I’m afraid you know what the answer's got to be."
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"Yeah, you'll have to be strong enough for both of us."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Eat your din--Din."
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"I'm telling you, Helen, it was a woman."
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"I have a very sensitive finger. [ Laughter ]"
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"Oh, Stanley, I know a man when I see one."
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"Mainly from memory of course. [ Laughter ]"
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"What does that mean?"
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"It's been a long time since you laid your finger on me."
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"You know something Helen?"
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"You've got enough mouth for three lips."
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"I don't care what you say Stanley, it's a him."
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"It's a her."
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"It's a him."
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"I was up there. I know what I saw."
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"Well, I was up there and I--"
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"It was a her. [ Laughter ]"
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"Me move in here with you two?"
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"Um-hum."
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"Are you serious?"
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"Yes, of course you'll have to share everything."
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"Gladly. [ Laughter ]"
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"The rent, the food, the phone bill."
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"Oh, those, yeah, sure."
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"Right, well, what do you say?"
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"I need time to think it over. I'll take it."
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"First, let's just get one little thing straight."
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"That is your room and this is our room."
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"One false move and we take you right to the vet."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"[ Doorbell ]"
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"You can move in as soon as you like."
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"Hi."
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"Sorry to barge in on you again like this,"
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"But me and the wife are having a little disagreement"
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"About a certain matter of, uh, sex."
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"You want to borrow a book? [ Laughter ]"
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"No, I don't want to borrow a book."
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"No, it's about him."
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"Him? No, he's not the one."
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"No definitely not. Definitely not."
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"Uh, this is our landlord. He's always doing that."
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"Hi. Tripper, Jack Tripper. I'm moving in here."
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"No, the one I saw was completely--Oh, no you're not."
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"I'm not?"
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"Are you crazy? Moving in with two girls?"
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"Not in my building you're not."
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"Well, wait a minute, it'll be strictly platonic."
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"Well, I don't care what it is."
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"What does that mean?"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Like you and me, Stanley."
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"[ Applause ]"
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"Even so, you can't move in here."
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"Yeah, well, I guess I’ll put my pants on."
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"If you must you must. [ Laughter ]"
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"See what I mean, why'd he have them off in the first place?"
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"They probably clashed with his dressing gown."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"I'm sorry, Jack."
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"Yeah, so am I."
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"That landlord of yours, he's really the pits."
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"Ah, ha, hot--Hot. [ Laughter ]"
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"I shouldn't have let him push me around, you know,"
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"I should've laid right into him."
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"Well, you still can."
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"You won't mind?"
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"No, I’d enjoy it."
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"You would?"
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"Yeah."
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"Let's go."
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"Okay."
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"Mr. Roper, I--I have something I want to tell you,"
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"I wouldn't live under your roof for all the tea--"
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"It's all right. It's all right. Son,"
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"Janet just explained it to us,"
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"I'm sorry I misjudged you."
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"Oh?"
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"Oh."
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"And we hope you'll be very happy here, dear."
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"Oh."
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"Ta-ta."
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"Between Jack and us."
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"How did you do that?"
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"Well, I told him that Jack was a decent, respectable,"
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