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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Seinfeld (S07E07)

"He's already on his way back here."
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"I don't care."
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"Well, you know what?"
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"The only reason I did this whole thing was to be with her,"
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"to work with her, to get her back."
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"I don't care. I'm... I'm done."
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"I'm quitting."
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"But man wants to make his woman happy."
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"Wants to do it."
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"Doesn't know how to do it."
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"( Audience laughs )"
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"Can't ask, "what did I do?""
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"Looks like you don't know what you're doing."
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"Man says, "doing what?" Woman starts crying."
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"Man says, "I didn't do anything.""
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"- Who says so? - No one knows."
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"That's why it's unwritten. You do not blow your nose"
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"into a cloth napkin in a restaurant."
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"Why? They wash it."
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"It's not done in impolite society."
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"Even the impolite don't do it."
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"The other day you sneezed into a napkin."
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"- That's different. - How?"
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"A sneeze is involuntary."
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"Well, I live by my rules. I don't live by your rules."
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"- Did you do this in front of your wife? - All the time."
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"Can't figure out why she left you."
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"- It's Elaine. - Come on up."
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"Hey, George."
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"Did you see this?"
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"Look at this. They got the floor plan to all his offices."
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"- Here's where he was. - Kramer, he doesn't want..."
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"So what's the big deal? You lost a couple of million."
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"It was more than a couple."
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"An iPhone application that leads you via your g.P.S."
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"To the nearest acceptable toilet"
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"wherever you are in the world."
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"And I thought of it."
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"I don't know."
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"All of it, Jerry. All of it."
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"- Madoff? - Madoff!"
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"Well, I'll never meet anyone else again."
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"Probably not."
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"- Meeting is hard. - Meeting is hard."
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"- But we can't meet them. - Why won't they meet us?"
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"Because strangers have a bad reputation."
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"A few bad strangers that ruined it for the rest of us."
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"It's unfortunate."
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"Oh, Amanda."
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"- She was so easy to talk to. - Mmm."
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"Her like will never come this way again."
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"Oh, here she comes now."
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"Oh!"
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"- George. - Hey."
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"How are you?"
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"Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty good."
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"- Well, you look good. - I am good."
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"- I'm good too. - Jerry's good."
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"- Yeah. - Good."
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"Jerry: Why don't you take a seat? Just having some coffee."
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"Okay."
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"I'm meeting someone."
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"Dating?"
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"She is easy to talk to."
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"( TV turns off )"
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"What's going on? Virginia's..."
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"- Doing the show. - Virginia's doing the show."
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"I know."
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"I quit."
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"You quit?"
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"- What did you fight about? - I called his book a pamphlet."
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"You called his book a pamphlet?"
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"- It's so thin. - It is, it's very thin."
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"It's not a book. I know it's not a book."
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"No, it's not a book."
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"- Wasn't the same? - It wasn't the same."
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"I'm watching the show. Come on in."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey, you know what?"
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"I have to call my mother in Florida"
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"and tell her we're back together."
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"This could be the news that finally kills her."
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"What do I say if she asks me why?"
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"Tell her that sometimes you have to be away from something"
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"to really appreciate it."
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"That's how I feel about Cuban food."
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"When I'm away for a little while I miss it."
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"- Well, they're back. - Who?"
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"George and Amanda are getting back together."
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"- Get out. - That's recidivism."
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"It's the same thing I saw last night on "prison lockdown.""
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"George couldn't make it on the outside."
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"Hey, thanks for getting that doll for Isabelle."
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"- Was she happy with it? - Yeah, she liked it."
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"Did she comment on the fact that her doll is now black?"
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"Didn't say a word except,"
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"- Hey! - Hey!"
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"- It's exciting. - Well done. Well done."
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"She wants me to sign a pre-nup."
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"you can't get to the money that was yours to begin with."
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"See, that's another Ponzi scheme."
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"So, George, are you marrying her for your money?"
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"All; No!"
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"- That was great. - That was really good."
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"It was really... yeah."
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"That ending was so much better than the one that I wrote,"
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"- I have to say. - It was."
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"Yeah, because they belong together."
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"Really?"
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"Don't you think?"
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"Are you sure?"
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"I'm absolutely positive."
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"Hmm."
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"A ring stain?"
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"I have a bad habit of just putting my drink down on the table."
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"Look at that stain you made. This is a new table."
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"Well, we'll just sand it off or something."
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"Do you respect wood?"
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"I... guess so."
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"You don't know if you respect wood?"
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