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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Seinfeld (S07E07)

"- Is that Jason's car? - Yeah."
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"What's with the tinted windows?"
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"I think he likes his privacy."
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"What is he, George Clooney? I mean, come on."
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"It also is helpful with the sun."
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"And he takes his dogs with him everywhere so it probably gets hot in there."
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"Boy, you know a lot about this guy."
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"We spend a lot of time together"
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"- Talking about the kitchen. - Hey, Larry. Hey, Cheryl."
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"- Hey, mocha Joe. - How you guys doing?"
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"You have the best vanilla decaf latte."
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"- You got some secrets, mocha Joe? - Yeah yeah yeah."
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"Hey, where you going with this?"
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"I was going over to the production office."
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"- Our office? - Yeah, your office."
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"- Could you do me a favor? - Yeah, sure."
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"Could you bring some jumper cables to Tim kaiser?"
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"- I've got to return them. - Yeah, sure."
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"- Really? That would be fabulous. - All right, cool."
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"- Just bring these to the production office? - Give them to Tim kaiser."
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"- Yeah, no problem. - Thanks."
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"I'll talk to you later. Thanks for the compliment about the coffee."
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"- Okay, I'll see you later. - I'll see you later."
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"We've just been getting along so great."
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"she invited me to her house"
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"- It's unbelievable. - Wow."
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"I think you should make a move tonight."
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"- Nah. - Yeah."
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"- What? - Make a move."
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"I can't. Whenever I make a move"
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"- you see it a mile away. It's like a poker tell. - No no no."
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"She invited you. You must make a move."
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"being close with her, I don't even care about the move."
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"- Your whole plan is coming to fruition. - Yes, I know."
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"- Ah, the actor prepares. - Yeah."
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"- What do you think? - Wow."
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"I love the face. Don't you love the face?"
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"- The burning intensity, yes. - Yeah."
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"The let's cut the crap, you know?"
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"- Yeah, everything is without. - Yeah."
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"Raise your kids without raising them."
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"( Laughs )"
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"Have you noticed people are saying, "having said that""
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"- after everything they say now? - Yes."
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"Having said that, let me say this."
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"- Right right. You say what you really want to say... - Yeah."
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"And then you negate it."
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"A comedian goes up on stage,"
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""you people are a bunch of morons."
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"Having said that, I'm very happy to be here.""
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"You know, he's a little upset that you didn't give him anything"
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"for taking those jumper cables to Tim kaiser."
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"- He said something to you? - Yeah, he did."
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"What? He made a comment that Larry..."
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"Boy, it takes a lot to get a tip out of that guy."
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"I asked him to do me a favor. I didn't say I want to hire you."
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"- I said do me a favor. - That's what a tip is."
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"No, a favor implies no tip."
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"Someone that was supposed to be tipped was not tipped. You'd better tip him."
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"- Salutations, me lads. - Hey, look at that."
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"How are you? Nice to see you."
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"You're really cutting the figure these days."
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"Well, thank you very much."
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"- Congrats. - Thank you very much."
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"- How long did this take? - That's about a year and change of my life."
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"- Really? - Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah."
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"Yeah, what does "acting without acting" mean?"
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"It just means you don't want to see the actor at work."
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"Right. You want to hide the technique."
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"It's acting. It's doing the job. It's the craft."
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"- So you hide the actor's effort. - But he's still acting."
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"- Yeah, of course you're acting. - Right."
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"- That could be a title too. - Larry: Yeah."
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"- Thanks. - Hey, lar. Lar."
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"- Can I talk to you just for a sec? - Oh, sure."
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"- Most of it. - Yeah."
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"Uh, were you sitting here?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - Earlier? You were?"
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"Has it ever occurred to you to use a coaster?"
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"- Look. - Oh."
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"I am a little bit freaked out because you need to know"
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"this table has been in the Louis-Dreyfus family"
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"for generations, okay? And look at it."
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"Yeah, but I didn't put my glass down there."
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"- I held onto it. - No no no, but you were here."
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"Yeah, I know, but the glass never left my hand."
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"When I'm in social situations I always hold onto my glass."
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"Listen, one of these friends of Jason told me,"
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""oh, Larry did that. Larry David did that. He was just sitting here.""
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"- So said that? - I don't know what his name is."
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"Where is he? Which friend?"
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"Well, look it, you say you would never put a wet glass"
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"down on an antique wooden table."
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"- No, impossible. - All right, I believe you."
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"Having said that,"
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"I don't really think I'm buying your line of bullshit."
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"- Mocha Joe. - Oh, how you doing, Larry?"
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"So I understand you were a little upset"
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"that I didn't give you a tip"
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"for taking the jumper cables to the office."
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"- Is that true? - I'm not upset,"
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"but I'm a little disappointed."
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"Mocha Joe, I asked you to do me a favor."
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"- That's a favor. - Yeah, but you tip for a favor, Larry."
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"If you asked me to do you a favor I would say yes."
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"- I would do it out of the goodness of my heart. - Really?"
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"- You would do me a favor out of the goodness of your heart? - Of course I would."
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"I'll tell you what: You do me a favor and we're even."
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"- What's the favor? - Go into west Hollywood"
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"to stern bros. Coffee and pick up my coffee order for tomorrow."
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"Hollywood is the exact opposite direction of where I live."
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"You know what, Larry? If you don't do the favor, we got nothing to talk about."
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"- Now get away from my cart. - All right, mocha Joe."
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"- No, there's nothing to talk about, Larry. - You know what?"
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"I was completely wrong about not tipping you."
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"- Oh really? - And I want to make it up to you right now."
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"- Okay. - I want to tip you now."
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"- No. - Forget this favor."
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"- No no no no. - No, I'll tip you. I'll give you a tip."
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"No, you said you would do me the favor."
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