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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Funeral for a Door Nail (S02E02)

"...I would be willing to look at this as a business proposition."
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"-Really? -Really."
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"No. No, not in the least."
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"-Then it's settled. -It's settled."
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"Thank you, David."
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"So how much?"
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"-How much what? -How much do I get?"
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"For the trip? You mean how much money for the trip?"
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"I don't know."
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"Let's see, there's the cost of the flight and the hotel."
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"And you're gonna have to rent formalwear. I'll pay for all that."
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"-l mean over and above. -Over? And above?"
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"I don't know. Couple hundred dollars?"
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"To not wonder if you're having a good time?"
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"-It was a start. -To not pick up checks?"
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"-Sleep where I'm told? -What's your price?"
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"Twelve hundred dollars, on the barrelhead."
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"You..."
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"-...are eye crust. -The better to see you with, my dear."
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"-You are navel lint. -Expensive navel lint."
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"-You are-- -Don't go much lower."
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"They'll take us off the air."
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"Ms. Hayes, Mr. Addison, there's a man here to see you."
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"-Not now, we're fighting! -Not now, we're fighting!"
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"Twelve hundred dollars?"
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"Twelve hundred dollars?"
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"Keep it down. That leaks out, this place is gonna be crawling with women."
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"I'm sorry to interrupt, but this man says he's in a hurry."
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"-In a minute! -In a minute!"
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"I would rather go to this wedding alone than pay you or any other man $1200."
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"I understand your reaction. It sounds like a lot of money, but check around."
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"You want a guy who's good-looking, decent manners, no open sores."
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"$1200 is what it's gonna run you."
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"-Get the hell out of-- -Get the hell out of--"
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"-Hello. -Hello."
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"I'm sorry to barge in..."
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"...but if I don't get some help quickly, I'll be dead within 48 hours."
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"What do you think?"
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"I'll remember where we left off."
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"Won't you have a seat?"
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"Slow down. You're gonna pass it."
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"Imagine Mr. Clements loving his wife so much, he couldn't live without her."
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"Imagine poor Mr. Clements finding out his wife was still alive..."
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"...after he'd already scheduled his big finale."
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"Tomorrow, rain or shine. No exchanges, no returns."
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"-We will be able to stop it, won't we? -We'll sure try."
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"Nice thing about a case like this, either way it's over in 24 hours."
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"I'm not going in there."
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"It'll be fine. Keep your hands in your pockets..."
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"...and don't sit on anything that's been sat on before."
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"Who is this man?"
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"Why is he rubbing his filthy clothing on my car? Who is he?"
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"He's the Avon lady."
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"-Why're they doing that? -Rather they use their tongues?"
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"-Where are you going? -I'm going in that filthy bookstore."
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"You're leaving me here?"
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"-Well, then come with me. -In there?"
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"I promise I will not let any of these men..."
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"...with their disgusting thoughts get anywhere near you."
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"Here you go, fellas. Split that three ways."
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"Hey, my man."
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"Where can I get a job around here?"
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"-Oh, my goodness. -Oh, my badness."
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"Look at this stuff. I don't even know what some of this stuff is for."
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"Oh, well the--"
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"Beats me."
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"Be right back."
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"Excuse me, can you tell me where I can find booth number three?"
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"First living brain donor."
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"The booths are in the back."
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"Three's okay, but four and seven are really the best."
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"Really? Thank you."
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"Gee, I'm glad I ran into you."
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"Nice."
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"If a rash develops, discontinue use."
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"Learn anything?"
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"Come on, hurry up and get out of there. Your sister has to use the bathroom."
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"This is where he came to buy a murder?"
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"That's what the man said."
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"Gee, what usually happens in these rooms?"
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"What, pray tell, makes you think I would know?"
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"All right, then. What makes you think I would tell you?"
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"-Let's get on with it. -Or, in this case, off with it."
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"One for the money Two for the glitz"
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"Three to get ready Now let's see some--"
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"Something. Let's see something."
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"David."
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"What is that woman going to do in there?"
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"David..."
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"...that woman is going to take off her clothes."
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"David, that woman is taking off her clothes."
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"David, that woman has taken off her clothes."
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"David, are you listening to me? David, what are you doing?"
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"I'm making sure we don't run out of quarters."
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"Is there something special you two would like to see?"
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"Well, as a matter of fact--"
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"We are representing a man named Roger Clements."
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"Roger Clements. Does that name mean anything to you?"
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"Representing? What does that mean, "representing"?"
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"What is this, like, vicarious pleasure?"
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"Do you remember him? He came in here."
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"He tried to hire someone, a murderer."
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"He told you he was ill."
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"-You two police? -We work for Mr. Clements."
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"So, what is the problem with this Mr. Clements?"
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"Does he have an engagement for Friday?"
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"Would he like to reschedule for Saturday?"
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"He'd like to call it off."
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"-Give! -Here! Here! Here!"
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"Give me those."
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"Keeps you on your toes, doesn't it?"
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"So he wants to call it off."
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"How come he didn't come here himself?"
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"He's scared."
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"He's not sure that whoever it is that's supposed to do this..."
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"...isn't following him, waiting to do it. He's prepared to pay to call it off."
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"Yeah. Well, he's gonna have to."
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"This isn't a department store. We don't take returns."
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"I don't even know if I can contact the people."
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"I mean, I don't know."
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