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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Someone to Watch Over Lily (S02E02)

"Okay, well, then you don't need to go snowboarding with your friends on break."
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"- Fine, I'll take her. - Mm-hmm."
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"Just never look my friends in the eye, and only speak in emergencies."
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"- Got it. Already failed."
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"Honey, after I go by the office, maybe we can grab some lunch."
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"I can't. I gotta pick up all that stuff for the school trip."
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"- But you know what? I'll see you tonight at Dad and Gloria's. - Okay."
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"- Smell Heather for me. - I always do... not."
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"- Ms. Dunphy?"
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"Hi, Dr. Klausner. I am so sorry we're late."
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"- We got a little caught up... - Oh, that's okay."
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"It gave me a chance to chat with your husband."
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"Hello, Claire."
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"So, Luke, come on in with me."
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"Mom and Dad, we'll let you know when we need you."
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"Go get 'em, pal."
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"- How did you... - How did I what?"
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"Know you were someplace you left no trace of..."
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"except for a tiny notation in your calendar?"
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"It was quite simple, really."
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"That's weird. My cello teacher's car isn't here."
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"- I wonder if she's not home. - So go knock on the door, Alan Einstein."
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"Don't leave. And it's "Albert.""
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"I know. Alan's his dorky brother who played the cello."
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"Good one."
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"- What? - Nothing. It's really bad."
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"Tell me. - When you and Dylan were broken up..."
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"Rachel told him you were a skank and got all up on him."
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"No! But she's so nice to me."
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"To your face. That's how she plays."
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"- Now she's gonna see how we play. - What are we gonna do?"
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"She's not there. You're just gonna have to take me home."
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"We don't have time. We have stuff to do."
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"Then I'm just gonna have to come with you."
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"What, so she gets kidnapped and I get in trouble? No, thank you."
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"Fine, you can come with us..."
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"but you have to keep your mouth shut about anything you see."
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"- What's she gonna see? - Just drive."
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"Ooh, maybe I should also get a gift for my Aunt Pat."
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"Have I ever told you about her?"
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"Total gun nut, lives completely off the grid."
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"Did you see how cute Gloria was with Lily?"
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"Pat is hilarious. I don't think she's paid taxes in 20 years."
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"But very hospitable. Always has a deer in the freezer."
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"Look, you know I love Jay, and they're still in the mix."
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"Well, Cam, he raised me."
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"Well, now you've put me in an awkward position."
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"- Let's see if we can get you some snow pants. - I just wish I felt better."
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"I think I'm coming down with flu-like symptoms."
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"- A couple of hours before your camping trip, huh? - I want to go."
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"It's just, if I'm sick, I might get the chaperones sick."
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"- And without chaperones, it's anarchy. - Manny, listen to me."
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"The buddy system falls apart. The principle of "last in, first out" is ignored."
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"- It's butterflies. - Where?"
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"You're just nervous because there's gonna be a lot of physical activity..."
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"which is not exactly your strong suit."
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"It is a little daunting out there."
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"Listen, don't use the word "daunting" in nature, okay?"
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"You just need a little self-confidence."
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"Look at this. They got one of these rock walls here."
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"Why don't you hop up on that?"
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"- Why? - Why? To prove that you can do it."
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"Can I fly? Can I speak Chinese?"
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"No, but you can sleep in the house tonight."
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"Ace, you wanna wire my boy up here? Go ahead."
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"I'm sorry I went behind your back."
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"But you get so defensive whenever we talk about Luke's issues."
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"He doesn't have issues. You're just a worrier."
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"Like when you thought he was never gonna talk."
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"Look, he starts coming here, the other kids find out, he becomes a target..."
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"like that limping gazelle at the watering hole that the alligator knows to eat."
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"Crocodiles. Not alligators. There are no alligators in Africa."
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"How about the zoo? Bam!"
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"- Who needs a shrink now?"
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"- Mr. and Mrs. Dunphy. - Yes. Hi."
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"Luke, I'm gonna talk to your mom and dad for a minute, okay?"
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"Okay. She's, like, the best doctor ever."
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"A couple of puzzles, no shots."
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"I didn't even have to take my pants off."
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"Found that one out a little late."
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"I've been there, buddy."
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"Mmm!"
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"Well, Luke's a terrific kid. I have a few thoughts."
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"But honestly, I don't see anything that's cause for alarm."
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"Awesome. Thanks so much for your time."
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"We would love to hear your thoughts."
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"I see it all the time with above-average kids."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"- Phil, honey, I want you to hear this. - Mm-hmm."
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"- They never seem to focus. - Makes me crazy."
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"- Too crazy. - They usually do outgrow it."
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"- What if they don't? - He will."
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"Well, there's medication, but why don't we cross that bridge if we come to it?"
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"Is there any way to avoid that bridge altogether?"
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"You know, maybe there's diet..."
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"or focusing exercises or something?"
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"Ms. Dunphy, what exactly are you worried about?"
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"Get comfortable."
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"I'm worried he's turning into you, Phil."
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"I knew the minute I opened my mouth that I was in the wrong."
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"But honestly, sometimes I wonder about him."
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"- Hey, Mom. Check it out. - What are you doing?"
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"If I move my head fast enough, it looks like the can is standing still."
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"I just find it interesting that you blame Jay for everything..."
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"from your night terrors to your shy bladder..."
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"and now he's the perfect guardian for Lily."
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"No, not perfect. And I never said anything about my shy bladder."
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"Oh, then why did I have to stand guard outside the bathroom..."
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"at Pepper's Three Faces of New Year's Eve party?"
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"Damn it, Manny! Move it! Go!"
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"It's scary."
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"I've seen vines climb walls faster than that. Move your butt."
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"Oh, there's your esteem-building parent right there."
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"Wait, wait. I think I hear future Lily..."
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"sending us a message from her stripper pole."
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""Thanks, gay dead dads. This dance is for you.""
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"- Excuse me, Jay? - I'm getting down."
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"Not till you touch the top! What is it?"
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"Maybe if we didn't bully Manny so much, but rather showed him..."
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"he wouldn't be so afraid."
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