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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Door to Door (S03E03)

"How's my face?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Cam, what's this scribbled on the Vanity Fair about an adoption agency?"
Modern Family (2009)
"so we decided to whip up some crepes."
Modern Family (2009)
"When are you gonna be in the mood to wipe up some crepes?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Save the gasp."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mm-mmm. The one where I almost killed you this morning."
Modern Family (2009)
"All I have to do is get 50 signatures, show up, make my case."
Modern Family (2009)
"Because usually the minute any of us walks in the door, she gives us something to do."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mitchell, I am an inadvertent Stanley Kowalski."
Modern Family (2009)
"I cooked a meal in our kitchen."
Modern Family (2009)
"Life is messy sometimes. Big deal. It gets cleaned up."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh! Wow, buddy. I'm sorry."
Modern Family (2009)
"I've always said that if my son thinks of me as one of his idiot friends,"
Modern Family (2009)
"If he wants to go into a restaurant and pretend we're Australian, then-"
Modern Family (2009)
"Really? 'Cause my face feels great."
Modern Family (2009)
"I was the messy one, which is why she broke up with me."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't think so."
Modern Family (2009)
"I really don't like people coming to my door unannounced while I'm working on my carving."
Modern Family (2009)
"Really?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I have been out there trying to do something good for our community ..."
Modern Family (2009)
"It is forged by empowered women ..."
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"Coyotes must've got a cat."
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"I know I was pushing the kid hard, but here's the thing."
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"The meeting's been adjourned."
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"Oh, my God. What are you doing here? Girls-"
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"You know, let's not ruin it. All right."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm your husband. I'm blindsiding you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"Listen to the man. Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"- So, guess I better get started. - Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
""Life is messy. I love chaos.""
Modern Family (2009)
"You are so full of it. Well, you know what?"
Modern Family (2009)
"How many more of these do you want to do?"
Modern Family (2009)
"So then what happened?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, she didn't show up to school the next day, and I heard that she slept over at his dorm."
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"No way. Mm-hmm."
Modern Family (2009)
"Seriously, are you surprised? Do you not know Carly?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Have you seen what she wears to school?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Girls, let's cool it on the gossip, okay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"It's not right, and Carly's got enough problems."
Modern Family (2009)
"What do you mean?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, her mom can't get through a soccer practice without a thermos of Chardonnay,"
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"and don't get me started on the dad."
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"That guy-"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
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"Mom! Oh, this is such a dangerous intersection!"
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"Did I get lipstick on my face?"
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"No, you're fine."
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"And consider yourself lucky you didn'tjust get, like, felt up by your mom."
Modern Family (2009)
"They need to get a stop sign. What is your obsession with traffic?"
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"It's an obsession with safety."
Modern Family (2009)
"One of these days, Joe Speeder is gonna come tearin' through here, and somebody's gonna-"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I'm okay. Oh! Oh, my God."
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"I'm okay. Hey, GUYS-"
Modern Family (2009)
"Phil? Yeah. No, I'm good."
Modern Family (2009)
"Gotta keep movin'. Keep the heart rate up."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh. Okay."
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"- Still good. - Okay, good."
Modern Family (2009)
"Gloria, how many times do I have to tell you to pull your car all the way in?"
Modern Family (2009)
"The gate was open all night."
Modern Family (2009)
"We live in a nice neighborhood. What are you afraid of?"
Modern Family (2009)
"That some money's gonna ?y in, and then your gardener is gonna have to rake it up?"
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"Jay, I'm going to need you to cut me a check."
Modern Family (2009)
"We're selling wrapping paper to raise money for the tickets."
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"No, no. Wait, wait. Slow down. What's the story exactly?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, Jean Valjean spent 19 years in prison for stealing a loaf of bread-"
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"The wrapping Paper-"
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"Nineteen years for a loaf of bread?"
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"How good was this bread?"
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"It wasn't about the bread. It was about the society where- Focus, people!"
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"Manny, we'll buy all your wrapping paper."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, we won't. No, he's got to learn to sell."
Modern Family (2009)
"This is the best business training there is. Hell, the best life training."
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"Manny, write this down."
Modern Family (2009)
"A good salesman goes after Moby-Dick in a rowboat ..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and brings the tartar sauce with him."
Modern Family (2009)
"Jay's always telling me to "write this down.""
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't always catch everything he says."
Modern Family (2009)
""Something, something, firm handshake.""
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""Never take the first room they show you.""
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"I'm not sure who "they" is."
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"And this one just says "pancakes.""
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"Oh, yeah, they called to say they wanted to reschedule our home visit."
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"When? Why didn't you tell me?"
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"This is kind of important."
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"Well, when does it say? Uh, who knows?"
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"It disappears into Jennifer Aniston's hair."
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"You gotta get a better system."
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"There is nothing wrong with my system."
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"Ask me anything about any upcoming event, and I can tell you when and where it is."
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"When is the adoption agency visit?"
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"Okay. Is that a 5 or a curl?"
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"Oh, I hope Jen's finally found love."
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"What happened here?"
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"Well, Lily and I woke up in a French mood,"
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"I know, it's a little messy, but you know what?"
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"I'm gonna clean it up. Okay."
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"- I'm gonna clean it up. - Will you?"
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"- Just say what's on your mind. - You never clean up."
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"I'm the one who ends up cleaning it up, okay?"
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"The homemade pizza. Fondue. Molecular gastronomy."
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"I'm still cleaning shrimp foam out of the curtains."
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"Okay, you know what, Mitchell? Just go to work, okay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm gonna take Lily to school and then when I get home,"
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"I'm gonna scrub this place like a crime scene."
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"Which it is, because you've murdered joy."
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"Hey, buddy. What's up?"
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"Hey, Dad. Think fast."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"If we had that on tape, it'd be the greatest YouTube video ever."
Modern Family (2009)
"We'd get, like, a million hits. This is our double rainbow!"
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"We need to do it again."
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"Oh, I would, buddy, but, uh, your mom's all over me to change a bunch of lightbulbs."
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"How many moms does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
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"I don't know. None."
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"'Cause they get you to do it, sucker."
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"Ah!"
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