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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Toxic Workplace (S04E04)

"Hey, Sayeed! Amy and Jonah are carpooling!"
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"That's what I said!"
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"That's what she said!"
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"That's... wild."
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"You literally have to drive past the store to pick each other up."
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"I'm surprised this hasn't occurred to either one of you"
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"during your long morning drives to each other's houses."
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"You know what, Cheyenne? You are really good at this logistics stuff."
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"You should be planning everybody's carpools."
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"Really? You think so?"
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"- Now would be great. - Okay. I'm gonna."
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"Why don't you just tell everybody you're dating?"
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"This is the most boring secret I've ever had to live with."
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"We don't need everybody in our business, okay?"
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"This place loves gossip."
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"Well, at least get better about hiding it."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"We're not acting different around each other."
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"I mean, it's obvious to me,"
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"Most people didn't even notice that Henry and Jay have been hooking up."
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"I mean, it seems obvious to me."
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"There's an opening at the Fenton's store,"
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"and they said that I could transfer."
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"Wait, is this about Jonah?"
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"Because I can make him take you back, okay?"
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"Yeah, I'm his boss. He's gotta do what I say."
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"That's so generous of you to offer"
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"to force someone to be with me."
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"Makes me feel really good about myself."
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"It should."
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"Uh, but no, this isn't about Jonah."
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"I mean, the Fenton location is just a lot closer to my house."
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"Well, if everyone only worked at places that were close"
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"to their house, then I'd only work at my neighbor's."
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"Yeah, that's a good point."
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"Should we get a scented candle for our nightstand?"
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"This one smells like peanut butter."
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"PB&J."
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"Jay!"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Jerry and I are moving in together."
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"Oh. Wow. Congratulations, Sandra."
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"Thank you."
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"Hey, Mateo, how many times in a row"
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"have you been employee of the month again?"
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"Oh, I don't even keep track."
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"Wow. That's a good run."
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"Um, Kelly wants to transfer to a different store,"
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"and I was thinking maybe it's because"
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"she doesn't feel appreciated here."
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"So, then I was thinking,"
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""What if we made her Employee of the Month this month?""
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"Like, both of us at the same time?"
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"Well, maybe just her, you know, as a token,"
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"to make her feel special."
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"Ah. What a cool idea."
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"Thank you."
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"- Yup. - And give it to her."
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"Yes!"
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"Love that, so much."
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"Great."
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"Although I do wonder... devil's advocate..."
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"If it somehow cheapens the award"
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"by just handing it out to anyone, if that makes sense."
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"Well, she's not just anyone. I mean, Kelly is wonderful."
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"Oh! Absolutely. Without a doubt."
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"But at the same time, she's also, you know,"
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"terrible... at the job."
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"Yeah."
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"I got a map and marked down where everyone lived,"
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"and then I used logistics to figure out"
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"the most efficient carpools."
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"Wow. You really put a lot of effort into this."
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"Sarah and Rob are going through a divorce."
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"Sarah had that secret family. So did Rob."
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"Herman's riding with Rico, but Rico's got BO, and Herman's dead."
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"You can't put Phil with anyone Korean."
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"And I wouldn't ride with Elias"
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"But, uh, other than those, nice work."
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"Do you think Garret's right?"
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"- Ah, no, that's not it. - Oh, yeah?"
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"Name three things I do"
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"- Just three? - And you can't say..."
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"can't say asking this question."
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"That doesn't count. It's too easy."
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"Okay, come on. Let's hear 'em."
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"Get back to work."
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"- Just do your job, Jonah. - You do your job, Amy."
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"I am doing my job... telling you to do your job."
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"Today, we honor"
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"one of our most valued and cherished employees."
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"On behalf of store 1217, it is my privilege"
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"to Kelly Watson!"
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"What?"
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"Wait. The Golden Vest?"
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"Yes. It's one of Cloud 9's highest honors."
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"Oh, Glenn, you really don't have to do all of this."
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"Shh. The Golden Vest!"
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"Cheyenne."
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"- Congratulations. - Yay."
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"Really, Jonah?"
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"You know what? Chill out."
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"I'll fix it, all right? Stop shrieking."
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"Oh, so anytime a woman tells you what to do, it's shrieking?"
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"Have you ever looked in the mirror,"
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"listened to your own voice..."
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"Listen to yourself. You're shrieking!"
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"God, I hate that guy."
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"I'm sorry?"
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"All these months. Playing dumb."
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"All the time!"
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"Well, you knew exactly what you were doing."
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"You were going for the gold."
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"Are you talking about the vest?"
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"You can drop the act, Helen Mirren."
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"You got what you wanted."
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"some silly made-up award, right?"
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"I mean, it's completely meaningless."
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"You are the most petty, jealous, and bitter person I've ever met."
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"Need help finding anything, Jer-Bear?"
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