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Clips from Batman - A Riddle a Day Keeps the Riddler Away (S01E01)

"Don't worry, we'll catch them off guard."
Batman
"Through the ventilating system?"
Batman
"First, I wanna make sure we don't endanger King Boris"
Batman
"when we make our entrance."
Batman
"Gosh! There could be diplomatic repercussions"
Batman
"if we fail this time, Batman."
Batman
"That's not the point, Robin."
Batman
"What's important is that the world knows"
Batman
"that all visitors to these teeming shores are safe."
Batman
"Be it a peasant or a king."
Batman
"Gee, Batman, I never thought of that. You're right."
Batman
"It's the very essence of our democracy."
Batman
"Darn it.."
Batman
"You have the Queen of Freedom replica"
Batman
"what possible good can it do for you to keep me here?"
Batman
"In your wildest imagination, you could never begin to conceive"
Batman
"my ingenious stratagem."
Batman
"If not ransom, then what?"
Batman
"You, my dear king, have been reduced to a pawn."
Batman
"An important pawn however."
Batman
"For you will be used to checkmate Batman"
Batman
"'and his preposterous Boy Wonder.'"
Batman
"[The Riddler laughing]"
Batman
"'When they show up..'"
Batman
"[laughing]"
Batman
"...then my men will escort you safely"
Batman
"back to town.."
Batman
"...with your statue."
Batman
"[continues laughing]"
Batman
"You want a piece of cheese?"
Batman
"Not without a good vintage port, you lackey."
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"To quote an old axiom"
Batman
""The finer the bait, the shorter the wait.""
Batman
"Hey, king."
Batman
"[laughing]"
Batman
"Uh, we shouldn't have to wait much longer."
Batman
"Batman fell for my clues."
Batman
"[music continues]"
Batman
"(Batman) Alright, Riddler."
Batman
"[The Riddler laughing]"
Batman
"(Robin) Batman, we're caught in this sticky trap."
Batman
"I-I-I can't get out of it."
Batman
"I-I can't move."
Batman
"Neither can I."
Batman
"[chuckling] It couldn't be more beautiful!"
Batman
"Whoever heard of a bat caught in a spider's web?"
Batman
"Whitey, Fangs!"
Batman
"I'm a man of my word."
Batman
"Whiskers! Whiskers, return the statue to His Majesty"
Batman
"and take him back to town. Blindfolded of course."
Batman
"Oh, you were stupendous as a pawn, king."
Batman
"Batman and Robin played it right into my hands."
Batman
"Oh!"
Batman
"[laughing]"
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"Comfortable? Huh."
Batman
"Batman.."
Batman
"...these driveshafts rotate 1000 revolutions per second"
Batman
"that means the centrifugal force will tear the bones"
Batman
"from your body."
Batman
"But before I start you spinning"
Batman
"I'd like to spill off one last riddle."
Batman
"You might have about a minute to solve it before you die."
Batman
"Now, then."
Batman
"Why is a woman in love like a welder?"
Batman
"Goodbye, Batman."
Batman
"Goodbye, Boy Wonder."
Batman
"Take it easy...Robin."
Batman
"One bad turn deserves another."
Batman
"[laughing]"
Batman
"Batman and Robin to die?"
Batman
"Things certainly are turning the wrong way for them."
Batman
"Is this really the end?"
Batman
"Unbelievable!"
Batman
"If you care for Batman and Robin"
Batman
"keep hoping 'til tomorrow night."
Batman
"Same time. Same Bat-channel."
Batman
"[theme music]"
Batman
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"♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪"
Batman
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Batman
"Subtitles synced by TiVa"
Batman
"Holy sewer pipe! What's he up to?"
Batman
"The Royal Mushroom Club has some of the finest wines"
Batman
"[laughing]"
Batman
"Gee"
Batman