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Clips from Batman - A Riddle a Day Keeps the Riddler Away (S01E01)

"Wood, ruler, king. Tsk."
Batman
"A chess king."
Batman
"The International Chess Tournament tonight."
Batman
"Twenty five thousand dollars in prize money."
Batman
"Boy Wonder, you've done it again."
Batman
"I think this thing is much bigger than that."
Batman
"The Riddler goes after millions not thousands."
Batman
"He loves to dazzle us with his fancy footwork."
Batman
"In any case, assign an extra squad of men to cover the place."
Batman
"- What is King Boris' itinerary? - He's here on a goodwill visit."
Batman
"Among other things"
Batman
"he's to be an honorary judge at the Miss Galaxy finals tomorrow."
Batman
"And the following day"
Batman
"will appear at the Queen of Freedom Monument."
Batman
"I saw that in the papers."
Batman
"He's going to present the Museum of Fame"
Batman
"with a doll-sized replica of the Queen of Freedom."
Batman
"Queen?"
Batman
"A queen can be a ruler."
Batman
"- That's it. - What queen?"
Batman
"There is no queen, the king ain't married."
Batman
"There will be tomorrow."
Batman
"A new queen of beauty."
Batman
"They're gonna crown her with a priceless diamond"
Batman
"and emerald tiara."
Batman
"Exactly, Robin."
Batman
"It's my guess that our puzzling friend will try to steal it."
Batman
"Ah, now, we're getting somewhere."
Batman
"'I'll have that place blocked so tight..'"
Batman
"On the contrary.."
Batman
"...I think we should let The Riddler steal the tiara."
Batman
"Ladies and gentlemen, before I announce this year's winner"
Batman
"I shall like to introduce you to last year's Miss Galaxy."
Batman
"She is Jackie Sands."
Batman
"[applause]"
Batman
"This is it."
Batman
"The moment you've all been waiting for."
Batman
"The moment one of these girls has been waiting for."
Batman
"Our moment of truth."
Batman
"Knowing that arch-villain The Riddler"
Batman
"I'm almost positive he'll show up for this event."
Batman
"We'll soon find out."
Batman
"Miss Galaxy will be crowned any moment."
Batman
"[applause]"
Batman
"The new Miss Galaxy"
Batman
"Queen of Beauty is.."
Batman
"...Southern City's own sparkling-eyed beauty"
Batman
"Julia Davis."
Batman
"[cheering and applause]"
Batman
"- Congratulations, Julia. - Thank you."
Batman
"Miss Galaxy.."
Batman
"...it is with great pleasure that I crown you Queen of Beauty"
Batman
"with this magnificent diamond and emerald tiara."
Batman
"- Oh! Thank you. - Isn't she beautiful?"
Batman
"'Miss Galaxy.'"
Batman
"[applause]"
Batman
"[indistinct chattering]"
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"[girls screaming]"
Batman
"[The Riddler laughing sinisterly]"
Batman
"He's in for quite a surprise when he discovers I substituted"
Batman
"a fake tiara for the real one."
Batman
"Too bad we didn't get a chance to paste The Riddler."
Batman
"We might yet."
Batman
"Don't forget I placed a homing transmitter"
Batman
"in the band of that tiara."
Batman
"It'll lead us right to his hideout."
Batman
"Yes."
Batman
"Now, to the Batmobile."
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"[radio receiver buzzing]"
Batman
"[laughing]"
Batman
"[The Riddler laughing]"
Batman
"You're slipping, Batman."
Batman
"I knew it was a phony crown all the time."
Batman
"Riddle me this, crime fighter."
Batman
"What room can no one enter?"
Batman
"If you figure it out"
Batman
"look for another royal riddle in this crown."
Batman
"[laughing]"
Batman
"[music continues]"
Batman
"[sighing] That ends any chance of tracking him with the homing device."
Batman
"Shall we after him in the manhole?"
Batman
"We'll never find him."
Batman
"[music continues]"
Batman
"A riddle a day keeps The Riddler away."
Batman
"What?"
Batman
"Once, a long time ago"
Batman
"The Riddler made the mistake of telling me that."
Batman
"It means as long as he dishes out riddles, he's.."
Batman
"...he's not finished with his plot."
Batman
"When the riddles stop"
Batman
"that's when he's ready for his final caper."
Batman
"Then he told the truth."
Batman
"That diamond tiara wasn't what he was really after."
Batman
"Right, Robin."
Batman
"But we have two more riddles to tell us what it may be."
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"[tires screeching]"
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"Now. First clue was"
Batman
"What room can no one enter?"
Batman
"A mushroom."
Batman
"Agreed. Uh, the second one. Read it again."
Batman
""What is the beginning of eternity"
Batman
""the end of time and space"
Batman
"beginning of every end and the end of every race?""
Batman
"Golly, Batman."
Batman
"It doesn't seem to make sense."
Batman
"Let's see. If your first answer, a mushroom was correct.."
Batman
"Why, that's it."
Batman
"- Of course. - You have it?"
Batman
"What was it The Riddler said when he threw back the tiara?"
Batman
""There's a royal riddle in this crown.""
Batman
"Look up the address of the Royal Mushroom Club."
Batman
"There are some things we can do the good old-fashion way."
Batman
"Using the telephone book."
Batman
"Oh! I must be getting lazy."
Batman
"Meanwhile, in another cave, a rat cave"
Batman
"dreary hideout of the sinister River Rats Gang"
Batman
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