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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - Living the Dream (S01E01)

"We decided we're staying."
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"We did?"
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"I thought you said this was from Pottery Barn."
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"He's drunk. He's not gonna remember this."
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"Ow! God!"
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"Crap! Mother eff--"
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"My God. -Oh."
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"Just swear."
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""Eff" is so much worse."
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"You throwing a little tantrum out here?"
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"Just getting some fresh air."
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"Oh. And the mailbox offended you."
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"It's a party."
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"Not death row."
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"Do you ever think about maybe trying to have"
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"just a little bit of fun?"
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"I'm not talking about scoring crack or anything,"
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"but maybe indulge in a hard seltzer?"
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"I don't feel like celebrating."
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"Oh, right. Silly me."
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"We're all in mourning 'cause Barbie lost out on her"
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"-Dream House. -It's not about the house!"
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"I'm just s-so tired."
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"Yeah. Who sleeps these days?"
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"Oh, Jesus, I mean mentally."
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"Aren't you?"
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"I wake up, I go to the salon,"
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"I come home, I watch a game with the guys."
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"and a pack of menthols."
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"Everyone knows what their life's gonna look like in 10,"
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"20 years."
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"I'm just -- I'm tired of trying."
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"I feel like nothing I do is ever enough."
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"I really think if I could start over and go somewhere else"
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"and just do everything right this time,"
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"I can finally be..."
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"Is that insane?"
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"You know how many people come to my salon every week"
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"thinking a perm will solve all their problems?"
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"maybe you're insane,"
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"but you're not alone."
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"Calling me crazy is the nicest you ever been to me."
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"You're welcome."
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"I'm not giving up on this. I can't."
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"I can get Kevin to that bank tomorrow morning."
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"I-I don't care if he's still"
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"I know it doesn't seem like it, but I know how to work Kevin."
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"He's capable of stuff."
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"Like how I got him to remember our anniversary."
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"You just have to make him think that it's his idea."
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"What?"
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"Come on. Wake the hell up."
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"There's no "we" in there."
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"What the hell do you know?"
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"Nobody thinks that we're leaving, but I promise you --"
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"The account's empty."
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"The weekly savings thing."
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"It's gone."
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"'Cause I'm bad with money."
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"You think he's better?"
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"Come on. How many times a week"
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"does a package come to this house?"
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"All you gotta do is pay attention."
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"He wouldn't go into that account."
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"A few years ago, he got into some hot water"
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"trading fake sports memorabilia."
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"He asked Neil for money, who of course came to me."
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"He said you have nothing."
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"But we were gonna leave... start over."
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"He said that things were gonna change."
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"They're never gonna change."
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"Oh."
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"Fuck!"
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"♪ Hey, hey, hey"
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"♪ 'Cause you know, baby, that is quite a lot ♪"
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"♪ Hey, hey, hey"
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"♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah"
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"♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme what you got ♪"
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"♪ When you're making love to me, dear ♪"
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"♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme what you got ♪"
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"You can get in trouble for that."
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"♪ Hey, hey, hey"
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"♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah"
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"I'm a bad driver. I've accepted that."
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"I'm a bad driver with split ends and an overbite."
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"Ah."
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"When my husband's in the car with me, he says,"
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""Oh, you shouldn't drive so slow."
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"Oh, don't let so many people pull out in front of you."
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"Uh, you should use your horn more.""
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"I get nervous behind the wheel,"
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"and driving's all about confidence."
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"So, that's why I'm not a good driver."
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"I'm a bad driver."
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"I've never been in an accident."
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"And I can drive stick, I can parallel park,"
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"I actually think that I actually used to enjoy driving."
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"Oh, I like this."
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"But we have one car, and he doesn't have to share it."
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"He gets me all to himself,"
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"and he says that's 'cause I never finish things."
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"or does he take them from me?"
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"Am I bad at driving, or does he want the car?"
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"As long as I had this thing -- this just --"
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"like, this image of what I --"
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"what we could be, I had something to hope for."
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"if you can't close your eyes and picture a future"
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"where everything's okay?"
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"Because dreaming's useless with him around,"
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"Oh, yeah, that'll happen. That shit's real pure."
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"What?"
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"No."
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"You aren't listening."
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"I'm a -- I'm a customer,"
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"and you couldn't be bothered just to pay attention?"
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"Is the sound of my voice impossible to hear?"
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"'Cause if you're having trouble, I can go louder, you dick!"
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"Aah!"
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"What the hell, lady?!"
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"Oh, my God."
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