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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #2.6 (S02E02)

"Debt consolidation!"
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"Spam busters, bitch!"
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"(laughing)"
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"Y'all, don't go anywhere, be comfortable."
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"I gotta go to the Chappelle show."
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"Ha, ha, go ahead!"
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"(woman) The Theresa Roddy interview."
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"Here she is, Theresa Roddy."
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"in a fast food restaurant."
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"Yeah!"
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"And you almost made it to night manager,"
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"is that also correct?"
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"Yeah, yeah!"
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"Now I'm going to, ah, change the subject a little,"
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"if that's all right with you?"
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"I would like to change the subject."
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"What?!"
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"Change the subject."
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"What?!"
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"Okay!"
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"And if this is a little sensitive..."
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"please, feel free to stop me."
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"Okay!"
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"In my research, I found out that you had been"
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"beaten brutally by two white police officers,"
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"That was the first time in my life that I,"
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"that I ever experienced any type of racial discrimination."
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"And I made up my mind then and there"
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"You see, madam, so often black youth"
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"are cast aside by society"
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"that is too afraid of them to recognize their humanity."
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"My mother knew this,"
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"and she did her damndest to make sure that I knew it."
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"And I, madame, through my music,"
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"we'll make sure that all black youth"
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"realize the truth,"
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"because, to me, that is an act... of love."
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"That must've been very painful for you."
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"Yeah, yeah!"
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"Thank you, Lil' Jon."
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"What?!"
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"What?!"
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"Thank-thank... thank you, Lil' Jon."
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"What?!"
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"Thank you."
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"Huh?!"
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"No problem, madame."
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"Thank you for coming to my home."
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"Do you smoke reefer?"
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"Yes, do you have a little time."
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"Just for the cameras."
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"Oh."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Lil' Jon."
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"(woman) You've just watched"
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"a moment in the life of Lil' Jon."
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"and everybody in the room is pretty much in my age range,"
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"for the most part."
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"And you know, our generation has a phrase we like to say,"
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"People say it to me all the time."
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"They say, "Dave, you got that show,"
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"but remember, brother, keep it real.""
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"Very good advice."
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"works against ya."
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"one of those times in a new segment:"
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"(man) Your watching "When 'Keeping It Real' Goes Wrong.""
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"Tenecia Bradley;"
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"Darius was almost certain the night would end with sex."
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"But as they were leaving,"
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"confrontation reared it's ugly head."
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"and had a simple choice to make:"
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"Ignore what the man had said and take Tenecia home,"
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"or stay at the party and "keep it real.""
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"What did you say, man?"
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"Good seeing ya."
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"That's my girl, nigga!"
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"I keep it real!"
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"What Darius didn't know is that Chris"
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"was a tenth degree black belt"
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"who started trouble just so he could practice"
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"his karate in street-fighting scenarios."
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"What ensued was one of the most spectacular ass-whoopings"
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"ever witnessed in the Atlantic northeast."
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"Darius lost four of his teeth,"
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"fractured his arm, spine, and pelvis;"
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"All his talk about "keeping it real""
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"was getting on my last nerves."
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"I savored that ass-whooping."
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"Oh, one more time."
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"Oh... oh!"
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"The tag team ass-whopping continued for minutes,"
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"That night they had sex three times."
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"As a result of his hospital bills,"
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"This knucklehead talkin' about "keeping it real.""
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"I'm gonna "keep it real.""
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"I want his goddamn ass out of my house"
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"so I can get my swerve on too."
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"Darius is humiliated on a daily basis."
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"Granny, don't!"
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"Well, hurry the hell up"
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"and finish yourself off, Darius."
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"Unlike you, I'm gettin' a little action tonight,"
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"He is witnessed to things"
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"that no man should ever have to see."
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"Darius, you big dummy, this ain't no show-and-tell."
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"Take a walk."
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"Yeah, get some rubbers."
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"And get the big ones."
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"Fuckin' right."
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"From most assuredly having sex with his girl"
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"to getting beat up and moving back in with his family..."
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"granny, don't!"
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"...Darius James showed us what can happen"
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"when 'keeping it real' goes wrong."
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"Chappelle's Show, ow."
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"Look at that."
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"Turn on your TV."
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"What you're gonna to see?"
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"Oh, hey, what's up, everybody, it's Dave."
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"Right now our next guest, we're very excited about."
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"He's got one of the smoothest voices"
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