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Clips from New Girl - Jess & Julia (S01E01)

"- And that'll make them dryer? - That is the..."
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"That is, uh... That is a great idea."
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"Quick question for you. As a lesbian gynecologist..."
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"perhaps one of these days..."
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"the two of us could sit down and talk about OSI."
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"- What is OSI? - Our shared interest."
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"Schmidt, clothe yourself!"
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"All right. It was just a suggestion."
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"- Oh. Hey. - Hi."
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"Nick's not here."
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"That's okay."
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"Uh, because I came here to..."
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"Well, I kind of came because I thought it would be good if you and I..."
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"Hey, Jess, my hands are actually stuck in the yarn because..."
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"Oh. I didn't realize you had people over. Sorry."
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"No, it's just crochet time."
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"Yeah."
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"- Nick's not here. - No, I know."
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"Thanks."
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"I'll just come back later."
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"Hey, Julia? Do you want to crochet with us?"
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"I mean, growing up was brutal."
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"- I went to an all-girls school. - Girls can be so mean to each other."
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"Yeah, Cece and I hid in the bathroom for four years."
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"This is really nice, guys. Thank you for letting me join in."
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"It's totally relaxing."
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"Except that I don't know why if I put the fox through the cave..."
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"it doesn't... The yarn is broken."
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"I don't know why this is not turning into..."
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"What you making?"
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"A hat."
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"If you're making a hat for a baby, it is done."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey, Julia. What are you doing here?"
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"Could I talk to you for a second?"
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"Okay."
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"Hey, Julia."
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"- Stop. - There's something I need to say to you."
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"All right. Then go ahead."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"I'm gonna say it."
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"- Uh, okay, I... - Just say it."
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"All right. I wanted to say that..."
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"I don't wanna date anybody else. I just wanna date you."
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"Well, that's what I was gonna say to you."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"So, then, what does that mean?"
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"You're, like, my boyfriend now?"
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"- No, I'm not really into labels. - Yeah, all right."
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"Boyfriend. That's so lame."
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"You're totally gonna carry my books home from school."
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"I will if you wear my leatherman jacket."
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"- Letterman jacket. - I'm sure it's a leatherman jacket."
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"- You letter... - Leather sleeves the football guys wear?"
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"I'm right. I'm right."
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"I'm glad you pitched a fit, because my towel is very dry."
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"I didn't pitch a fit. I just..."
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"Damp!"
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"Damn it! Everybody, bathroom now!"
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"What's up, Dad?"
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"- What? - Is someone playing a joke on me?"
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"Honestly, why is my towel still damp?"
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"Because it's not your towel. It's my towel, Schmidt."
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"- It's not your towel. Your towel's red. - I'll tell you this..."
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"I've never used that. I do use that one every single day."
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"- Oh, God. - This towel is so warm and fluffy."
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"Like it's been in the sun forever."
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"This means you two have been drying yourjunk..."
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"with the same towel. - Intimate."
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"Are you out of your mind? How do you think this is your towel? Do you wash it?"
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"No, I don't wash the towel. The towel washes me."
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"Who washes a towel?"
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"- Never...? - You wash your towel?"
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"- You never wash the towel? - What am I gonna do?"
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"- Wash the shower next? - Ugh."
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"- Wash a bar of soap? You gotta think, pal. - I'm furious right now."
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"I get out of the shower, I'm clean as a damn baby..."
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"- ...and I use the towel. - Let me ask you this."
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"- Have you been wearing my underpants? - Sometimes. Who cares?"
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"- Ugh. - You don't wear each other's underpants?"
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"- You're lying. - No."
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"- Get out of here. - Mm."
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"Just take me through what happened with the ticket."
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"Let's just get this over with so we can get out of here."
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"We all wear each other's underwear."
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"I know that I'm the mean lawyer girl who wears suits and works too much..."
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