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Clips from Glee - Bash (S05E05)

It's for my Midwinter Critique.

"It's for my Midwinter Critique."

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You're killing me. I-I'm sorry.

"You're killing me. I-I'm sorry."

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Um, it's just a huge part of my grade.

"Um, it's just a huge part of my grade."

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It's in front of the entire faculty and students,

"It's in front of the entire faculty and students,"

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and-and if I could just, you know, make it to this,

"and-and if I could just, you know, make it to this,"

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then we'll be into performances

"then we'll be into performances"

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and I will be Rachel Berry, NYADA sophomore by day

"and I will be Rachel Berry, NYADA sophomore by day"

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and Broadway star by night.

"and Broadway star by night."

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I think you're overextending yourself.

"I think you're overextending yourself."

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Oh, no, no, no, no, look, this-this whole time,

"Oh, no, no, no, no, look, this-this whole time,"

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I've been putting up with my classes

"I've been putting up with my classes"

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and working at the diner,

"and working at the diner,"

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All right, fine.

"All right, fine."

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This is the one exception, okay?

"This is the one exception, okay?"

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I really appreciate it. You're a gem. Thank you.

"I really appreciate it. You're a gem. Thank you."

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Edna.

"Edna."

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Well, maybe we should forget our plan...

"Well, maybe we should forget our plan..."

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- Sam? - What?

"- Sam? - What?"

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Can you turn that down some please?

"Can you turn that down some please?"

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Hmm, yeah, sorry.

"Hmm, yeah, sorry."

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And don't worry, I'll take...

"And don't worry, I'll take..."

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What the hell are you watching, anyway.

"What the hell are you watching, anyway."

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Facts of Life.

"Facts of Life."

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It's amazing; it's about

"It's amazing; it's about"

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this old redheaded lady who runs this boarding school

"this old redheaded lady who runs this boarding school"

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for lesbians, and then I think the lesbian school burns down.

"for lesbians, and then I think the lesbian school burns down."

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The old redheaded lady

"The old redheaded lady"

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opened up this pot dispensary called Edna's Edibles.

"opened up this pot dispensary called Edna's Edibles."

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They all work there.

"They all work there."

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Oh, well, now I'm awake.

"Oh, well, now I'm awake."

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You mind if I watch it with you?

"You mind if I watch it with you?"

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Sure.

"Sure."

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Um,

"Um,"

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I've always had trouble sleeping.

"I've always had trouble sleeping."

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So when I moved to New York, Blaine, um...

"So when I moved to New York, Blaine, um..."

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you're gonna get a kick out of this... he

"you're gonna get a kick out of this... he"

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started reading me Star Wars Fan Fiction

"started reading me Star Wars Fan Fiction"

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"'I think young Anakin

""'I think young Anakin"

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"has a diaper full of midichlorians, R-2,'

""has a diaper full of midichlorians, R-2,'"

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"said C-3PO as he bottle-fed space formula

""said C-3PO as he bottle-fed space formula"

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to the infant Jedi who would bring balance to the Force."

"to the infant Jedi who would bring balance to the Force.""

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Whoever wrote this fan fiction really sucks.

"Whoever wrote this fan fiction really sucks."

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Actually, George Lucas wrote this one.

"Actually, George Lucas wrote this one."

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Can I ask you, um, can I ask you a question?

"Can I ask you, um, can I ask you a question?"

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You never told me why you broke up with me.

"You never told me why you broke up with me."

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Yes, I did.

"Yes, I did."

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and until I figured it out, we just couldn't be together.

"and until I figured it out, we just couldn't be together."

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Be real.

"Be real."

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I mean, you dated Quinn,

"I mean, you dated Quinn,"

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Santana, Brittany, almost Rachel,

"Santana, Brittany, almost Rachel,"

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and wasn't that school nurse you dated,

"and wasn't that school nurse you dated,"

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Wait, Penny the school nurse is 30?

"Wait, Penny the school nurse is 30?"

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That's why she got clingy.

"That's why she got clingy."

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You know, I can't mess around like that.

"You know, I can't mess around like that."

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It's just... It's not me.

"It's just... It's not me."

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Well, you know, I feel like

"Well, you know, I feel like"

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you and I never even got to figure out what we even had.

"you and I never even got to figure out what we even had."

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obvious chemistry that I don't know what to do with.

"obvious chemistry that I don't know what to do with."

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Oh, it's not up for discussion, Sam.

"Oh, it's not up for discussion, Sam."

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You asked me a question and I answered it.

"You asked me a question and I answered it."

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Okay? I just want to watch the lesbian show about weed

"Okay? I just want to watch the lesbian show about weed"

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and go back to bed.

"and go back to bed."

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Fine. Mmm.

"Fine. Mmm."

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I mean, to launch a ship

"I mean, to launch a ship"

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when they're about to close the harbor...

"when they're about to close the harbor..."

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Oh, gosh, I'm so excited that we're all together

"Oh, gosh, I'm so excited that we're all together"

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for our weekly potluck dinner.

"for our weekly potluck dinner."

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The tradition will be falling apart in no time.

"The tradition will be falling apart in no time."

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Hey, um, who's this?

"Hey, um, who's this?"

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That was, uh, a neighbor's friend.

"That was, uh, a neighbor's friend."

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He got beat up last week.

"He got beat up last week."

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That's a nice way of saying he was gay-bashed.

"That's a nice way of saying he was gay-bashed."

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Apparently he was just walking down Bleecker Street

"Apparently he was just walking down Bleecker Street"

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and these guys jumped out of a pickup truck

"and these guys jumped out of a pickup truck"

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and just decided to beat him up.

"and just decided to beat him up."

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He's lucky to be alive.

"He's lucky to be alive."

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It's so depressing.

"It's so depressing."

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but in New York, they're actually increasing.

"but in New York, they're actually increasing."

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Yeah, why?

"Yeah, why?"

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Well, a few ignorant idiots

"Well, a few ignorant idiots"

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They hate the fact that we're marrying.

"They hate the fact that we're marrying."

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They hate the fact that we're moving into neighborhoods

"They hate the fact that we're moving into neighborhoods"

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that are supposedly "straight."

"that are supposedly "straight.""

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So they lash out by trying to kill us.

"So they lash out by trying to kill us."

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Okay, well, let's change the subject

"Okay, well, let's change the subject"

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before we all get so bummed we can't eat. Yes, please.

"before we all get so bummed we can't eat. Yes, please."

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Well, NYADA Midwinter Critiques are upon us

"Well, NYADA Midwinter Critiques are upon us"

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has tightened her turban and given us

"has tightened her turban and given us"

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the ultimate musical theater challenge.

"the ultimate musical theater challenge."

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Sondheim!

"Sondheim!"

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But how are we gonna pick? It's so hard.

"But how are we gonna pick? It's so hard."

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We have to do a duet.

"We have to do a duet."

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Hold the phone.

"Hold the phone."

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No.

"No."

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Uh-huh.

"Uh-huh."

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What? There's nothing to keep a secret.

"What? There's nothing to keep a secret."

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So we're not keeping anything a secret.

"So we're not keeping anything a secret."

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Okay, well, that's bull, and you know it.

"Okay, well, that's bull, and you know it."

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Okay, you know I've always liked you,

"Okay, you know I've always liked you,"

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and you clearly have feelings for me, too.

"and you clearly have feelings for me, too."

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Sam, you're out of your tiny little mind.

"Sam, you're out of your tiny little mind."

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Okay, come on. Look around you, okay?

"Okay, come on. Look around you, okay?"

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We're adults and we're in New York City.

"We're adults and we're in New York City."

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Okay, we can finally be the people

"Okay, we can finally be the people"

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that we always hoped we could be and do all the things

"that we always hoped we could be and do all the things"

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that we've always dreamed about doing.

"that we've always dreamed about doing."

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Um, what are you doing?

"Um, what are you doing?"

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I want to make a wish.

"I want to make a wish."

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I'm gonna make a bunch of wishes,

"I'm gonna make a bunch of wishes,"

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and they're all gonna go towards the same wish.

"and they're all gonna go towards the same wish."

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Oh, there's a screw.

"Oh, there's a screw."

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That you, Mercedes Jones,

"That you, Mercedes Jones,"

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will open your eyes

"will open your eyes"

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Sam.

"Sam."

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What are you doing?

"What are you doing?"

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- Mwah. - Excuse me.

"- Mwah. - Excuse me."

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You can't just throw things into the river.

"You can't just throw things into the river."

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Look, Sam.

"Look, Sam."

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By the way, who is gonna tell you

"By the way, who is gonna tell you"

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that you shouldn't be wearing that fur coat?

"that you shouldn't be wearing that fur coat?"

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