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Clips from Gilligan's Island - Music Hath Charms (S01E01)

"It's just not right."
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"Well, no wonder, it's longer than the rest."
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"Here, I'll cut it off, right there."
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"Hi, Gilligan. Hi, Ginger."
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"- Hi, Mary Ann. - Hi."
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"Hey! Hey, listen to this."
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"- It's Melancholy Baby. - How about that?"
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"- It's not even finished. - It sounds beautiful."
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"Oh, I'm the only one who doesn't have an instrument to play."
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"Oh, that's a shame, Mary Ann."
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"Hey, why not this one here?"
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"So all you do is, take it like this and bend it like that."
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"tung"
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"- Think I can play it? - Sure, why not?"
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"- I don't have an ear for music. - You just need a knee."
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"tung"
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"Hey! Oh, Gilligan, you're wonderful."
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"tung"
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"* Do do do do dah Dee dee dee dee **"
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"Thurston, what are you doing with two batons?"
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"Well, when Mickey Mantle comes to home plate"
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"he always waves two bats, you see."
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"Oh, darling, you have a magnificent brilliant mind."
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"And it's ideal for Rimsky Korsakov."
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"One for Rimsky and the other for Korsakov."
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"As we say in musical circles Bach to Bach, over there."
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"Patrons and sponsors, if you please."
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"* Da da dee dah *"
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"* Da da da dum *"
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"* Da da da dum *"
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"Wait a minute, there's an echo in this island."
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"- It's me, Mr. Howell. - Oh."
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"I see you're getting ready to conduct."
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"Yes, I'm just gonna say one-ah and a two-ah"
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"to borrow some numbers from our friend, Lawrence Welk."
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"Professor, have you decided on your musical instrument?"
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"I have, Mrs. Howell."
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"If this turns out as I anticipate"
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"I'll be playing the flute."
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"Then it will be a flute."
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"'Cause there isn't enough wood there for a cello."
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"Toodle-oo, I've to make arrangements for our rehearsal."
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"Yes, yes. Of course, darling."
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"That's very ingenious, when does it go back on the assembly line?"
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"Practically finished right now, Mr. Howell."
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"[flute music]"
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"Over there, Professor. The conductor, there we are."
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"[off key music]"
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"[off key music continues]"
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"Just a moment, Mr. Howell."
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"Just what do you think you're doing?"
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"I'm getting ready for rehearsal for the concert, you see."
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"Oh, there must be some misunderstanding."
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"- You see, I'm the conductor. - Oh, no."
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"You're the Skipper and I'm the conductor."
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"Oh, just hold it, Professor. I wanna tell you, what is this?"
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"That looks like a long toothpick or short pool cube."
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"It's a baton, and who made you the conductor?"
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"An impartial judge, Mrs. Howell."
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"I thought so."
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"For your information, I used to conduct the band for the Navy."
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"Well, any music that you conducted should be banned."
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"- Very funny. - Yes."
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"Well, I will prove to you who is the best conductor."
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"Professor."
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"Just a minute, Professor. You take it from me."
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"- I shall lead the orchestra. - No. I'm leading the orchestra."
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"Oh, on guard, Mr. Howell."
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"You'll take it from me."
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"Oh!"
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"Quiet. Quiet. Musicians, hush."
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"- Gilligan. - Oh."
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"Now, we'll start our first number."
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"One-ah, two-ah, three-ah."
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"[orchestral music]"
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"[loud horn]"
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"What was that? Sounded like a fog horn."
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"It was."
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"What is a fog horn doing in our orchestra?"
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"I'm sorry, Maestro, but it can't be helped."
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"This is the fog horn of the SS Minnow."
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"Sounds alright to me. We need it for "Foggy Day in London Town.""
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"Thank you, Ginger."
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"Now, let's get on with Strauss and the Blue Danube."
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"One-ah, two-ah, three-ah."
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"[music continues]"
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"Ow!"
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"Musicians, please."
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"Among all those beautiful notes that sounded like a clinker."
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"It's that square on the triangle."
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"This is a very difficult instrument."
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"It's easy to play a wind instrument."
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"Yeah, especially for you, with all that hot air."
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"Arturo Toscanini. I've...been insulted."
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"Ah, ah, ah, ah. No temper, more tempo."
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"(Mrs. Howell) 'One-ah, two-ah, three-ah.'"
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"[music continues]"
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"[music ends]"
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"[drum beats]"
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"[men shouting]"
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"[drum beat continues]"
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"[speaking tribal language]"
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"[orchestral music continues]"
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"[shouting hysterically]"
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"- Where'd he come from? - I don't know."
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"How dare you interrupt our concert."
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"[speaking tribal language]"
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"Stop with those lame excuses. You're absolutely uncivilized."
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"Please, Mr. Howell, I'll try to communicate with him."
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"Uh. Parlez-vous Francais?"
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"Si habla Espanol?"
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"Sprechen sie Deutsch?"
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"Let me try it."
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"[speaking gibberish]"
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"[replying in tribal language]"
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"- What did he say? - Who?"
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"- 'Him.' - I don't know."
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"He just answered you. What did he say?"
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"I forgot what I asked him."
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