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Clips from Gilligan's Island - Forget Me Not (S01E01)

Oh, you have to talk to him. He never does anything right.

"Oh, you have to talk to him. He never does anything right."

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I can't go back there. I'm emotionally exhausted.

"I can't go back there. I'm emotionally exhausted."

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Oh, darling, you're overawed.

"Oh, darling, you're overawed."

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I'll do it.

"I'll do it."

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Oh, no. I wouldn't hear of it. It's not ladylike.

"Oh, no. I wouldn't hear of it. It's not ladylike."

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I won't tell a soul.

"I won't tell a soul."

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I'll just close my eyes and pretend I'm bowling.

"I'll just close my eyes and pretend I'm bowling."

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Hey, Gilligan Skipper.

"Hey, Gilligan Skipper."

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You're right. I don't like it up here.

"You're right. I don't like it up here."

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I don't like it down here too much either.

"I don't like it down here too much either."

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You're sure a nice guy for being a stranger.

"You're sure a nice guy for being a stranger."

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Would you mind switching the hammocks again?

"Would you mind switching the hammocks again?"

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I wish you'd say that when you didn't have amnesia.

"I wish you'd say that when you didn't have amnesia."

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I don't know how you're still almost down there.

"I don't know how you're still almost down there."

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[snoring]

"[snoring]"

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Here I go for spare.

"Here I go for spare."

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[thud]

"[thud]"

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Oh! Gilligan.

"Oh! Gilligan."

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Now, just relax, Skipper.

"Now, just relax, Skipper."

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Just relax and concentrate on this shell.

"Just relax and concentrate on this shell."

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Just keep your eye on this shell.

"Just keep your eye on this shell."

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Now, Skipper, I want you to go back

"Now, Skipper, I want you to go back"

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to a time before you were hit over the head.

"to a time before you were hit over the head."

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Swell, I'd sure like to know who I am.

"Swell, I'd sure like to know who I am."

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Now, go back, Skipper.

"Now, go back, Skipper."

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Go back in time to the good old days.

"Go back in time to the good old days."

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'To a time before you were hit over the head.'

"'To a time before you were hit over the head.'"

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'Go back, Skipper.'

"'Go back, Skipper.'"

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'Go back to the good old days.'

"'Go back to the good old days.'"

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Alright, Skipper, you can wake up now.

"Alright, Skipper, you can wake up now."

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Hi, kids. Ha ha.

"Hi, kids. Ha ha."

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Are we gonna be late for school?

"Are we gonna be late for school?"

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Let's play catch.

"Let's play catch."

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Come on, let's play catch together.

"Come on, let's play catch together."

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Ah, here's a good ball. Here, Skeky, catch.

"Ah, here's a good ball. Here, Skeky, catch."

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- He's acting like a kid. - Oh, he thinks we're kids too.

"- He's acting like a kid. - Oh, he thinks we're kids too."

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Gee, Professor, I think you took him back a little too far.

"Gee, Professor, I think you took him back a little too far."

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It'll take him years to grow up.

"It'll take him years to grow up."

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Now, you're growing up, Skipper.

"Now, you're growing up, Skipper."

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You're no longer a little boy playing with toy boats.

"You're no longer a little boy playing with toy boats."

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The years are passing.

"The years are passing."

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'You're now sailing around the world.'

"'You're now sailing around the world.'"

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And you've come to an island in the South Pacific.

"And you've come to an island in the South Pacific."

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An island in the South Pacific.

"An island in the South Pacific."

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A tiny island somewhere in the South Pacific.

"A tiny island somewhere in the South Pacific."

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Alright, Skipper, you can wake up now.

"Alright, Skipper, you can wake up now."

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Oh, no!

"Oh, no!"

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I'm surrounded by the enemy! Help! Help!

"I'm surrounded by the enemy! Help! Help!"

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Professor, I'm too tired to be tired.

"Professor, I'm too tired to be tired."

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Well, we've looked everywhere.

"Well, we've looked everywhere."

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You know, there's one place we missed.

"You know, there's one place we missed."

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I just heard the latest news on the radio.

"I just heard the latest news on the radio."

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According to the reports by the navy maneuvers

"According to the reports by the navy maneuvers"

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those ships should be passing here sometime this afternoon.

"those ships should be passing here sometime this afternoon."

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We must be rescued because those navy doctors

"We must be rescued because those navy doctors"

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will be able to help the Skipper.

"will be able to help the Skipper."

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Without him, who'll signal the ships?

"Without him, who'll signal the ships?"

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I grew up on the yacht. I know something about signals.

"I grew up on the yacht. I know something about signals."

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Yes. Thurston can signal for the cocktail hour.

"Yes. Thurston can signal for the cocktail hour."

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- A third round of martinis. - But can he signal for help?

"- A third round of martinis. - But can he signal for help?"

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Good heavens. After the third round

"Good heavens. After the third round"

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what do you think I'm signaling for?

"what do you think I'm signaling for?"

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You and the girls better finish making that signal tower.

"You and the girls better finish making that signal tower."

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Come on, Mr. Howell, I'll get the signal flags.

"Come on, Mr. Howell, I'll get the signal flags."

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Alright, you come along too, Lovey.

"Alright, you come along too, Lovey."

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I'll cut some more bamboo for extra flags.

"I'll cut some more bamboo for extra flags."

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Here, Mr. Howell, you take these.

"Here, Mr. Howell, you take these."

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Mrs. Howell, you take this telescope.

"Mrs. Howell, you take this telescope."

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Oh, come along, Lovey. We'll practice.

"Oh, come along, Lovey. We'll practice."

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We'll pretend we're back on our yacht.

"We'll pretend we're back on our yacht."

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Then I've to pretend I'm seasick.

"Then I've to pretend I'm seasick."

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- Mary, you take this pole. - Okay.

"- Mary, you take this pole. - Okay."

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- And Ginger you take this here. - Okay.

"- And Ginger you take this here. - Okay."

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Mary Ann, take your pole, put it there.

"Mary Ann, take your pole, put it there."

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And, Ginger, put yours over here, okay?

"And, Ginger, put yours over here, okay?"

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No! Whoa! Take it easy now.

"No! Whoa! Take it easy now."

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Just kinda cross, come on.

"Just kinda cross, come on."

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What the hell? I'll tell you what.

"What the hell? I'll tell you what."

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Put your pole down, Ginger. Put your pole down.

"Put your pole down, Ginger. Put your pole down."

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Mary Ann, put your pole over there and lash it, you know.

"Mary Ann, put your pole over there and lash it, you know."

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I'll go get some more vine.

"I'll go get some more vine."

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Alright, you two. Stop the work and come down out of there.

"Alright, you two. Stop the work and come down out of there."

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Well, Skipper, What's the matter with--

"Well, Skipper, What's the matter with--"

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Never mind all that whispering.

"Never mind all that whispering."

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I'm wise to all the tricks you Japanese soldiers pull.

"I'm wise to all the tricks you Japanese soldiers pull."

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Japanese soldiers?

"Japanese soldiers?"

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He thinks we're Japanese soldiers.

"He thinks we're Japanese soldiers."

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Come down out of there or I'll shoot.

"Come down out of there or I'll shoot."

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I mean it. Now move.

"I mean it. Now move."

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Skipper?

"Skipper?"

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I'm warning you, no tricks.

"I'm warning you, no tricks."

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Make it snappy. Move down out of there.

"Make it snappy. Move down out of there."

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This is the CO of the 177th Infantry

"This is the CO of the 177th Infantry"

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reporting from Guadalcanal.

"reporting from Guadalcanal."

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I've been cut off from my platoon by a Japanese patrol.

"I've been cut off from my platoon by a Japanese patrol."

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But I've captured two Japanese soldiers. Roger and over.

"But I've captured two Japanese soldiers. Roger and over."

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He thinks he's back in the war. And he thinks we're men.

"He thinks he's back in the war. And he thinks we're men."

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How could anybody get that idea about me?

"How could anybody get that idea about me?"

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Besides having amnesia he's got eye trouble.

"Besides having amnesia he's got eye trouble."

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- Good idea. - Skipper?

"- Good idea. - Skipper?"

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You can't send messages with the radio, it acts as a receiver.

"You can't send messages with the radio, it acts as a receiver."

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Never mind any of your tricks.

"Never mind any of your tricks."

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Hey, how come you talk like that?

"Hey, how come you talk like that?"

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- Like what? - Well, like a woman.

"- Like what? - Well, like a woman."

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Being born that way helps.

"Being born that way helps."

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You're one of those ventriloquists.

"You're one of those ventriloquists."

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You sound like a woman but you look like a Japanese soldier.

"You sound like a woman but you look like a Japanese soldier."

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Skipper, isn't it obvious that I'm a woman?

"Skipper, isn't it obvious that I'm a woman?"

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That's a nice try but not quite good enough.

"That's a nice try but not quite good enough."

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Oh, Skipper, here. Sniff this perfume just once.

"Oh, Skipper, here. Sniff this perfume just once."

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I told you, never mind with those tricks.

"I told you, never mind with those tricks."

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That's probably poisoned perfumed gas.

"That's probably poisoned perfumed gas."

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Look at this.

"Look at this."

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Do you ever see legs like that on a man?

"Do you ever see legs like that on a man?"

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Well, I must say you're a lousy actor.

"Well, I must say you're a lousy actor."

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[sighs]

"[sighs]"

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Oh, Thurston, you look marvelous.

"Oh, Thurston, you look marvelous."

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What was that signal for?

"What was that signal for?"

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I think it means the polo field is clear on Sunday.

"I think it means the polo field is clear on Sunday."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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