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Clips from Gilligan's Island - Water, Water Everywhere (S01E01)

"Water, water."
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"Water, please give me water."
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"Gilligan, cut that. Cut that out!"
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"We haven't even started rationing yet."
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"I know, I was just practicing for later."
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"Here, start by emptying these containers"
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"into our water supply."
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"Aye-aye, sir."
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"Professor, is it true that you're planning to ration water?"
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"That's right, Mr. Howell."
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"We only have enough water for a few days."
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"We may tap a spring in a few days."
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"I saw some shale rock formations"
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"where we could all dig a well."
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"Well, count me out. When I think of well, I usually strike oil."
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"Yeah, some people have a green thumb, Thurston has an oily one."
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"Skipper, what happens when we get thirsty?"
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"I mean, right now, I'd like to have a cool glass--"
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"Gilligan, please. Now, until we find a new spring or locate"
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"another place to dig a well, let's not use the word "water.""
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"It only makes everybody more thirsty."
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"I'm sorry, Skipper, but I won't mention"
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"the name of that wet liquid again."
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"See, I didn't say water."
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"Now, I suggest we start rationing the amount we drink."
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"Exactly, Professor. Now, like I said"
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"we only have a few days left in our mm-mm supply."
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""Mm-mm" supply?"
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"So, Mr. Howell, I'm gonna put you in charge of the rationing."
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"As usual, Thurston, the drinks are on you."
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"- See you at the hut, dear. - Ta-ta, dear."
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"Well, let's get started looking for our new spring."
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"I have my trusted, new divining rod here."
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"If there's anything to drink in the island, I'll find it."
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"This rod will point out even a few drops."
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"A divining rod?"
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"We can't afford to trust our lives to superstition."
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"Oh, Professor, it's not superstition."
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"Well, I think it's divine. No, it's utter nonsense."
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"Hogwash, I don't believe it."
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"Hey, look!"
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"It's pointing towards Mr. Howell's leg."
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"Well, I'd better go to the hut. Lovey's expecting me."
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"Coming, dear, be right there."
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"Come on, Mr. Howell, your pant's leg."
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"Skipper, I'm still thirsty. But, I didn't say W-A-T--"
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"Alright, little buddy, alright."
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"Come here, Gilligan. I got an idea."
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"This is a little trick of survival I learnt"
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"from the natives in the Solomon's."
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"Now put these pebbles in your mouth and suck on 'em. It works."
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"[both mumbling]"
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"Oh, please don't talk to me when I got a mouth full of pebbles."
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"[mumbling]"
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"[coughing]"
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"What was it that was so important"
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"that you had to say to me?"
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"I was gonna tell not to talk with pebbles in your mouth"
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"Thanks a lot, Gilligan."
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"Skipper, it's starting to point."
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"- Yeah, right over there. - No, Skipper, over here."
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"- Over there! - No, Skipper, over here."
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"- Over there! - Here."
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"- There! - Here."
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"Oh, Captain! Oh, Gilligan! Your water boy."
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"Good heavens, it's so dry, it's raining dirt."
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"Water, water, Captain."
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"Skipper!"
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"Let me do it."
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"Oh, I see. I'm just in time here."
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"Mr. Howell, you're covered with dirt. Let me brush you off."
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"- Here. - What? Don't do that, Gilligan."
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"Your hands are dirty. Look!"
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"Not now, Mr. Howell."
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"Ready for our afternoon rations already?"
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"That's exactly why I'm here. I'm your friendly water boy."
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"Alright, Gilligan. Go ahead, now, now that's a good boy."
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"Close your eyes, open your mouth."
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"Okay, fill her up."
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"- Here we are. - Eyes closed, mouth open."
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"- Here we go. - Here we go."
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"Is that all I get? Eight drops?"
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"Eight drops?"
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"Good heavens, you got your evening rations too."
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"Here's one for the road."
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"Gilligan, I want you to guard this water with your life."
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"- You can count on me, Skipper. - I hope so."
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"'Cause if you don't guard this with your life"
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"your life might not be worth guarding."
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"- Got a knife? - A knife?"
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"Skipper, those people out there are my friends."
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"Oh, I just want to mark the water level on this stick."
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"Alright now."
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"That's how much water we have now."
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"We better have this much when I get back."
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"Those folks might start getting desperate."
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"- Desperate? - Very desperate."
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"Gilligan, keep a stiff upper lip."
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"[howling]"
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"I'm not afraid."
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"I'm not scared. I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid."
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"I did it. I'm not one bit afraid."
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"[screams]"
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"Sorry, my boy. I didn't mean to alarm you."
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"You didn't alarm me, you just scared me."
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"There's something I have to tell you."
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"If it's about the water, the answer's no."
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"No, I've something I must tell you in deepest confidence."
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"You know, come over, come over here."
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"Come here, Gilligan. Gilligan, come here!"
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"Okay, Mr. Howell. But when I come over here"
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"it's the same as the answer over there, no!"
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"Gilligan, my boy, I must tell you"
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"that you are in very serious trouble."
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"Well, I happened to know that someone's"
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"planning to steal the water supply."
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"[whistling]"
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"- Who? - 'Who?'"
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"'It's someone that you know very, very well.'"
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"[whistling]"
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