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Clips from Modern Family - Benched (S01E01)

"so I can go back to being a stay-at-home dad/trophy wife!"
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"- [Whistle Blows] - [Woman] Guys, come on!"
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"[Coach] Come on, ladies! Move it! Goodness gracious! Turtles run faster!"
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"Come on! Could you run any slower?"
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"I dare you to run slower!"
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"You see? He's just trying to light a fire."
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"Oh, I'll light him on fire!"
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"Why do I always have to come to these things?"
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"Because you love your brother."
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"Why don't you make him come to my orchestra concerts?"
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"Because we love your brother. Good job, Luke."
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"- Shoot! - [Scattered Cheering]"
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"Delgado, you're killing me, man!"
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"I love you, Manny, no matter what!"
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"[Coach] Come on!"
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"Okay. [Chuckles] That's great."
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"Okay, well, I'll let you know. Right."
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"All right. Bye. [Phone Beeps]"
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"Uh, so, Charlie Bingham just invited us over..."
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"to his beach house for a little get-together. Oh. Uh, what did you say?"
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"I said I'd check with you. I mean, what do you think?"
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"[Mouths Words] What do you think? [Sighs]"
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"Well, I think it'd be rude not to hear him out."
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"Yeah. I mean, yeah. You're probably right. Yeah."
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"- Okay. - Cool."
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"And don't worry. You know, I'm not gonna take any job. [Laughs]"
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"You better not."
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"[Sobbing] I just miss-"
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"I just-"
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"I just- [Babbling]"
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"You're doing great, Luke- if your goal is to suck!"
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"Phil, you- I'm on it."
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"Okay. Wait for me."
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"[Whistle Blows]"
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"Hey, Coach. Yeah?"
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"Uh, look. We appreciate your passion,"
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"I got this. Come on, stupid!"
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"No, you don't "got this." What you got is a bad attitude."
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"Who are you?"
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"- [Ball Swooshes] - [Crowd Cheers]"
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"Doesn't matter who. What you need to start doing..."
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"is a little more coaching and a little less yelling."
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"'Cause if I hear you call one of these kids stupid again,"
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"I swear to God, I'll throw a shoe at your head."
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"Screw it. I don't need this."
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"You think you can do a better job? You coach."
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"Jay, you know, I was handling it."
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"Yeah, I saw how you broke out Peaches and Herb."
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"It's the Captain and- [Buzzer Sounds]"
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"[Cheering]"
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"Okay. So, your old coach had to leave for a little while."
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"Why? Is he sick?"
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"- Yes. He's very, very sick. - Is he going to die?"
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"Everybody dies, boys. Let's focus on what's important."
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"Our next game is in one hour. We are going to go from being five fingers to being a fist."
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"How does that sound? [All] Great."
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"I can't hear you. Great!"
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"That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!"
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"All right, gentlemen. I talked to the referee. I'm coaching."
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"Oh, really? 'Cause I- Phil, I coached football."
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"Jay, I actually coached basketball. I think I can get these guys-"
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"Relax. You've already got the assistant job."
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"Now you think you can round us up some waters?"
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"- Yeah. - Go ahead."
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"Gentlemen, this is what I need. I want you to hit 'em, and I want you to hit 'em hard."
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"[Phil] Father-in-laws are tough,"
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"and you also have to show them respect."
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"Which, by the way, I can do, because I went to trapeze school."
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"Did Jay? I doubt it."
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"All right, when you back into- Hey."
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"Honey, I'm gonna take off. I'm gonna buy Alex some clothes. Okeydoke."
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"How come you're not coaching?"
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"'Cause your dad coached football."
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"I'm sorry. And I am going to make it up to you tonight."
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"Disturbing."
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"[Mitchell] Hey, Phil. [Cameron] Hey."
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"Hey. How's it going?"
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"Ay. Great. Your dad coached football."
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"Ah. A fellow victim."
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"Thank you again for taking care of Lily. I know it's last-minute."
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"Oh. She seems fine. Yeah."
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"Ay. I think she's getting used to being away from you now that you have the new job."
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"[Whimpers] [Laughs]"
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"Mwah! So proud of you."
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"We need to talk. Okay. What happened?"
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"Mom, I love you,"
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"but your words of encouragement encourage the other kids to make fun of me."
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"Ay. Okay."
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"I won't say anything else on the next game. Promise."
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"We both know that your Latin blood makes that impossible."
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"I think it would be better if you didn't come to the next game."
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"[Whimpers]"
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"Oh. I know."
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"What's- What's this thing?"
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"I don't know, but it's fancy."
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"Stop- Stop playing with it. Come on. Just- Don't break it."
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"- [Doorbell Rings] - ♪♪ [Stereo: R & B]"
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"Hey, Mitchell! Yes."
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"Charlie Bingham. Nice to meet you."
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"Pleasure. Cameron."
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"So, we just went ahead and parked on that round thingy in the driveway."
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"Is that- That's fine, right? No problem."
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"It's a turntable, so you don't have to back out."
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"You have a car turntable and you're wearing rubber. You're like Batman."
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"[Laughs] I really am."
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"Come on in."
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"Turn the music down!"
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"[Muttering] Wow."
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"[Groans] Pardon the get-up."
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"Killer waves today. You guys surf?"
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"Um, only for bargains on the Web. Ah. Everybody say hi."
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"Hi. Hello."
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"Hi. That's Jolie. She's head of my Europe division. Hi."
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"She cheats at poker. You do."
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"And that's my girlfriend, Jenny. She makes a hell of a margarita. Want one?"
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"Absolutely. Oh, not right- Okay."
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"Everybody, Mitchell Pritchett and his partner, Cameron."
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"I'm kidding. We're gay. Stop talking."
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"When things are relaxed, I'm great in social situations."
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"I would have fit in at the Algonquin Round Table."
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