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Clips from Louie (2010) - Ikea / Piano Lesson (S03E03)

"Will you come to therapy with me?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, I have some things to say to you"
Louie (2010)
"Well, can I ask for your help with something else?"
Louie (2010)
"What?"
Louie (2010)
"and Nelson's father isn't paying much support."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, so-- Will you come with me?"
Louie (2010)
"I promise to give you a blow job."
Louie (2010)
"You don't-- if you want something from me,"
Louie (2010)
"you could just ask-- I'm not asking for charity from you."
Louie (2010)
"I don't need your help."
Louie (2010)
"I'm just saying, if you offer it,"
Louie (2010)
"I'll suck your dick."
Louie (2010)
"I think this rug will fit in Nelson's room but."
Louie (2010)
"how to be helpful."
Louie (2010)
"It's harder than doing everything myself and."
Louie (2010)
"don't make me read your mind."
Louie (2010)
"I'm not making fun of you."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, hossenfeffer."
Louie (2010)
"I'm gonna pry it out of you-- I'm not--"
Louie (2010)
"You're not prying it out of me."
Louie (2010)
"It's fine."
Louie (2010)
""It's fine," that's it?"
Louie (2010)
"It's a rug!"
Louie (2010)
"It's a rug, it doesn't solve all of my problems."
Louie (2010)
"It's not coated with AIDS"
Louie (2010)
"and it's not a portal to a nether place."
Louie (2010)
"Ah, Delore."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, all right, okay."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, it's all right."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, okay."
Louie (2010)
"No, I owe it to you."
Louie (2010)
"notify me when you want me to..."
Louie (2010)
"- Oh, hi. - Hi!"
Louie (2010)
"You must be Doris. Yes, hi, you're Louie?"
Louie (2010)
"That's me. Hello."
Louie (2010)
"Nice to meet you. Uh, so, um."
Louie (2010)
"Well..."
Louie (2010)
"Can I get you something to drink?"
Louie (2010)
"- No, oh, no, I'm fine, I've got my own water right here. - Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Well, this is my-- this is my piano. Oh, all right, great."
Louie (2010)
"No, no, can I ask what made you"
Louie (2010)
"wanna decide to take piano lessons?"
Louie (2010)
"You told me on the phone that this is your first time."
Louie (2010)
"and most people probably don't start--"
Louie (2010)
"Well-- okay, well, I bought this piano for my kids"
Louie (2010)
"and neither of them wanted to. Right."
Louie (2010)
"you know, screw them, I'll learn piano. Great."
Louie (2010)
"I don't know. Great."
Louie (2010)
"So we're starting from scratch?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, from scratch. Great."
Louie (2010)
"the thing to know about the piano is that--"
Louie (2010)
"That was-- that was really nice."
Louie (2010)
"Well, you'll-- you'll play like that soon enough."
Louie (2010)
"But the piano is actually the..."
Louie (2010)
"...the soul and the heart of-- Oh, I'm sorry."
Louie (2010)
"I'm sorry."
Louie (2010)
"I'll just ignore-- No, no, no, that's okay, you can get it."
Louie (2010)
"Just one call, okay, thank you. Yeah, it's okay."
Louie (2010)
"Hello?"
Louie (2010)
"Hi."
Louie (2010)
"So listen, either you gave me the crabs"
Louie (2010)
"and you were inside me last week, so you got crabs too."
Louie (2010)
"Jesus!"
Louie (2010)
"You didn't feel itchy?"
Louie (2010)
"No. Crabs."
Louie (2010)
"Uh."
Louie (2010)
"So... fuck you or sorry."
Louie (2010)
"I don't know which one."
Louie (2010)
"Uh."
Louie (2010)
"Well, I got a little bit of an emergency and I'm..."
Louie (2010)
"It's okay, it's gonna be okay but it's kind of-- Oh, I'm so sorry."
Louie (2010)
"so I don't think I can do this right now. Oh, oh--"
Louie (2010)
"I'm really sorry but I really think I-- It's okay... okay."
Louie (2010)
"I gotta ask you to go 'cause I gotta-- Oh, no, that's all right."
Louie (2010)
"I'll pay you for today, I don't mean to-- No, no, no, no, no."
Louie (2010)
"That's okay, that's okay."
Louie (2010)
"I'm really sorry, Doris, I just, uh..."
Louie (2010)
"Excuse me, uh..."
Louie (2010)
"Yes, can I help you?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, I have, uh,"
Louie (2010)
"Can I-- Do you need the shampoo?"
Louie (2010)
"Yes."
Louie (2010)
"It's nonprescription but if we kept it out there,"
Louie (2010)
"nobody would ever pay for it."
Louie (2010)
"Ah, okay."
Louie (2010)
"Can I have it, please? Yes."
Louie (2010)
"It's a kit. Great."
Louie (2010)
"Excuse me. Yes, can I help you?"
Louie (2010)
"Um, what about?"
Louie (2010)
"but I want to consult with him."
Louie (2010)
"I didn't get my consultation."
Louie (2010)
"Mm-hmm."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, that's an antibiotic,"
Louie (2010)
"so if you just follow the instructions,"
Louie (2010)
"Of course."
Louie (2010)
"But I would like to speak with him. Well..."
Louie (2010)
"I need a consultation."
Louie (2010)
"Yes-- He's busy at the moment."
Louie (2010)
"Well, when can I speak to him?"
Louie (2010)
"Well, I wanna make sure I'm taking it right."
Louie (2010)
"Are you taking water with it?"
Louie (2010)
"Yes. And food?"
Louie (2010)
"And have you been urinating regularly?"
Louie (2010)
"Well yes, I have."
Louie (2010)
"Well, uh..."
Louie (2010)
"Yes, I did, I had a bowel movement!"
Louie (2010)
"What was it like?"
Louie (2010)
"Was it hard?"
Louie (2010)
"Or was your bowel movement normal?"
Louie (2010)
"You should be fine."
Louie (2010)
"There you go."
Louie (2010)
"Ugh."
Louie (2010)
"And the winner of my house, and the 17 $40 prize."
Louie (2010)
"It's time for "Retro Comedy Showcase!""
Louie (2010)
"And now, the '80s."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you very much!"
Louie (2010)
"My name is Louie."
Louie (2010)
"which means I can't go to the beach"
Louie (2010)
"I just kind of burst into flames."
Louie (2010)
"New York is a-- is a-- it's the only city"
Louie (2010)
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