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Clips from Birdman

Short Films 2013 8 min 1,493 clips
Short Documentary

Credits

How do you know the lines?
"How do you know the lines?"
Birdman
It's a thing I have. I don't know, it's a gift.
"It's a thing I have. I don't know, it's a gift."
Birdman
I'm the wrong person to ask. I didn't actually know him.
"I'm the wrong person to ask. I didn't actually know him."
Birdman
- can I make a suggestion? Do you mind? - No, not at all.
"- can I make a suggestion? Do you mind? - No, not at all."
Birdman
- Right there. - ...Right there.
"- Right there. - ...Right there."
Birdman
Come on! Just do it!
"Come on! Just do it!"
Birdman
You're saying what? You're saying love is absolute.
"You're saying what? You're saying love is absolute."
Birdman
What do you think?
"What do you think?"
Birdman
Everybody's back. Larry needs to see him for a fitting.
"Everybody's back. Larry needs to see him for a fitting."
Birdman
That's Sam, my daughter.
"That's Sam, my daughter."
Birdman
- Welcome aboard, Mike! - Thank you, captain.
"- Welcome aboard, Mike! - Thank you, captain."
Birdman
I'm Mike... Shiner.
"I'm Mike... Shiner."
Birdman
Thank you. Your ass is great.
"Thank you. Your ass is great."
Birdman
Thank the lord and pass the biscuits. I finally have an actor to dress.
"Thank the lord and pass the biscuits. I finally have an actor to dress."
Birdman
- How are you, Larry? - Better now you're here. Take off your clothes.
"- How are you, Larry? - Better now you're here. Take off your clothes."
Birdman
Here. Try these...
"Here. Try these..."
Birdman
You're not kidding.
"You're not kidding."
Birdman
I can alter the suit, but we're going to have to make new trousers and shirts. And underwear.
"I can alter the suit, but we're going to have to make new trousers and shirts. And underwear."
Birdman
You haven't seen her. She's always around, watching everyone, like little miss creepy.
"You haven't seen her. She's always around, watching everyone, like little miss creepy."
Birdman
This is Broadway. And I'm here, finally.
"This is Broadway. And I'm here, finally."
Birdman
I can't afford to listen to you.
"I can't afford to listen to you."
Birdman
- I have to go shopping again. - Just sew something, you old fuck!
"- I have to go shopping again. - Just sew something, you old fuck!"
Birdman
- ...and dancing midgets! - You can't say midget anymore.
"- ...and dancing midgets! - You can't say midget anymore."
Birdman
The reserve is gone!
"The reserve is gone!"
Birdman
He's the actor we've been waiting for.
"He's the actor we've been waiting for."
Birdman
Sorry. You're right.
"Sorry. You're right."
Birdman
- I'm going to Starbucks. Want anything? - I'm good.
"- I'm going to Starbucks. Want anything? - I'm good."
Birdman
Is it good or bad? 'Cause I really...
"Is it good or bad? 'Cause I really..."
Birdman
I missed my last two periods.
"I missed my last two periods."
Birdman
Is that good or bad? Riggan!
"Is that good or bad? Riggan!"
Birdman
Say something else.
"Say something else."
Birdman
...yeah, I'm pretty sure it's yours.
"...yeah, I'm pretty sure it's yours."
Birdman
First preview tomorrow.
"First preview tomorrow."
Birdman
I rode with him in the ambulance to the hospital.
"I rode with him in the ambulance to the hospital."
Birdman
- Did you have to treat him? - I didn't have to, but I did.
"- Did you have to treat him? - I didn't have to, but I did."
Birdman
He was in terrible shape. His head swelled to twice the size of a normal head.
"He was in terrible shape. His head swelled to twice the size of a normal head."
Birdman
Oh, honey, can't we just go to dinner?
"Oh, honey, can't we just go to dinner?"
Birdman
Mel, don't get him started.
"Mel, don't get him started."
Birdman
...when we talk about love.
"...when we talk about love."
Birdman
For God's sake, are you getting drunk?
"For God's sake, are you getting drunk?"
Birdman
- We're not drunk. We're having a few drinks. - Exactly.
"- We're not drunk. We're having a few drinks. - Exactly."
Birdman
Leave her alone. If you're not drunk, don't talk like you are.
"Leave her alone. If you're not drunk, don't talk like you are."
Birdman
Shut up!
"Shut up!"
Birdman
...right into their camper.
"...right into their camper."
Birdman
Can you imagine?
"Can you imagine?"
Birdman
Shit.
"Shit."
Birdman
You fucked with the period, you fucked with the plot so you'd get the best lines.
"You fucked with the period, you fucked with the plot so you'd get the best lines."
Birdman
Does anybody give a shit about the truth other than me?
"Does anybody give a shit about the truth other than me?"
Birdman
This set is fake, the bananas are fake.
"This set is fake, the bananas are fake."
Birdman
That was interesting.
"That was interesting."
Birdman
Bring the curtain down.
"Bring the curtain down."
Birdman
- I want him gone. - No!
"- I want him gone. - No!"
Birdman
Nothing matters until that old bat from the New York times comes opening night!
"Nothing matters until that old bat from the New York times comes opening night!"
Birdman
Shut up! Shut up and listen to me for once!
"Shut up! Shut up and listen to me for once!"
Birdman
That's how you got me into this shit!
"That's how you got me into this shit!"
Birdman
Your zipper's down.
"Your zipper's down."
Birdman
What the hell was going on up there?
"What the hell was going on up there?"
Birdman
What are you doing here?
"What are you doing here?"
Birdman
Sam and I are going to grab a bite after she's finished.
"Sam and I are going to grab a bite after she's finished."
Birdman
No, I mean here. Now.
"No, I mean here. Now."
Birdman
Thanks. I appreciate that.
"Thanks. I appreciate that."
Birdman
You know what I mean.
"You know what I mean."
Birdman
Riggan, you don't have to be a great father right now. You just have to be one.
"Riggan, you don't have to be a great father right now. You just have to be one."
Birdman
I'd rather not talk about it.
"I'd rather not talk about it."
Birdman
- I'm thinking of refinancing... - no, I heard you. I just need a second.
"- I'm thinking of refinancing... - no, I heard you. I just need a second."
Birdman
You know, the last time I flew here from L.A...
"You know, the last time I flew here from L.A..."
Birdman
And all the people on board are, you know, crying.
"And all the people on board are, you know, crying."
Birdman
I mean, crying. Praying, right?
"I mean, crying. Praying, right?"
Birdman
...and an hour later, were telling me how much you loved me.
"...and an hour later, were telling me how much you loved me."
Birdman
...did not mean I did not love you.
"...did not mean I did not love you."
Birdman
- That would've been good. - Shut up!
"- That would've been good. - Shut up!"
Birdman
- Shut up. - More than this piece of shit.
"- Shut up. - More than this piece of shit."
Birdman
Shut up!
"Shut up!"
Birdman
- Where are we going? - To get you coffee.
"- Where are we going? - To get you coffee."
Birdman
- Did I do something to disrespect you? - Not yet.
"- Did I do something to disrespect you? - Not yet."
Birdman
Well, I'm sorry if I'm popular.
"Well, I'm sorry if I'm popular."
Birdman
...and nothing has changed. You guys know if you crank out toxic crap...
"...and nothing has changed. You guys know if you crank out toxic crap..."
Birdman
...people will line up and pay to see it!
"...people will line up and pay to see it!"
Birdman
Tonight was about seeing if it's even alive, if it can bleed.
"Tonight was about seeing if it's even alive, if it can bleed."
Birdman
Tonight they were laughing, tomorrow they'll be tweeting. Who cares?
"Tonight they were laughing, tomorrow they'll be tweeting. Who cares?"
Birdman
- That's, uh.... - Tabitha Dickinson, yes.
"- That's, uh.... - Tabitha Dickinson, yes."
Birdman
Would you mind?
"Would you mind?"
Birdman
- Who is this guy? - He used to be birdman.
"- Who is this guy? - He used to be birdman."
Birdman
Handsome.
"Handsome."
Birdman
I'm going to go home.
"I'm going to go home."
Birdman
I was a kid, in high school...
"I was a kid, in high school..."
Birdman
Thank you for an honest performance. Ray carver.
"Thank you for an honest performance. Ray carver."
Birdman
That's when I knew I was going to be an actor. Right there.
"That's when I knew I was going to be an actor. Right there."
Birdman
No.
"No."
Birdman
He's a Hollywood clown in a lycra bird suit.
"He's a Hollywood clown in a lycra bird suit."
Birdman
I'm sure you will...
"I'm sure you will..."
Birdman
What are you still doing here?
"What are you still doing here?"
Birdman
If you want the face stuff, it's not open till tomorrow. What?
"If you want the face stuff, it's not open till tomorrow. What?"
Birdman
For what?
"For what?"
Birdman
That smell.
"That smell."
Birdman
- What is this? - Chunky peanut butter.
"- What is this? - Chunky peanut butter."
Birdman
This. This. What is that?
"This. This. What is that?"
Birdman
...but to me... God, this is my career!
"...but to me... God, this is my career!"
Birdman
That means something to who?
"That means something to who?"
Birdman
Nobody gives a shit but you!
"Nobody gives a shit but you!"
Birdman
And, let's face it, dad...
"And, let's face it, dad..."
Birdman
...that has already forgotten about you!
"...that has already forgotten about you!"
Birdman
You don't even have a Facebook page! It's you who doesn't exist!
"You don't even have a Facebook page! It's you who doesn't exist!"
Birdman
You're doing this because you're terrified, like the rest of us, that you don't matter.
"You're doing this because you're terrified, like the rest of us, that you don't matter."
Birdman
Not because I didn't love Nick, and not because I didn't love the idea of it...
"Not because I didn't love Nick, and not because I didn't love the idea of it..."
Birdman
A wistful distance, underscored by a gentle breeze...
"A wistful distance, underscored by a gentle breeze..."
Birdman
Actors in position.
"Actors in position."
Birdman
- What are you doing here? - Just tell me why.
"- What are you doing here? - Just tell me why."
Birdman
Take it easy, okay? I know this is hard.
"Take it easy, okay? I know this is hard."
Birdman
Eddie, please!
"Eddie, please!"
Birdman
Look at me.
"Look at me."
Birdman
I was drowning. I'm just not capable of...
"I was drowning. I'm just not capable of..."
Birdman
you deserve to be loved, Eddie. You do.
"you deserve to be loved, Eddie. You do."
Birdman
I just wanted to be what you wanted.
"I just wanted to be what you wanted."
Birdman
Now I spend every fucking minute praying to be somebody else. Somebody I'm not!
"Now I spend every fucking minute praying to be somebody else. Somebody I'm not!"
Birdman
Just put the gun down, ed. She doesn't love you anymore.
"Just put the gun down, ed. She doesn't love you anymore."
Birdman
I'll fix the blood rig.
"I'll fix the blood rig."
Birdman
You can't get it up in six months and now you want to fuck me in front of 800 strangers?!
"You can't get it up in six months and now you want to fuck me in front of 800 strangers?!"
Birdman
I was in the moment. I thought you were, too. I'm sorry.
"I was in the moment. I thought you were, too. I'm sorry."
Birdman
I want your shit out of the apartment.
"I want your shit out of the apartment."
Birdman