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Clips from American Dad! - Father's Daze (S12E12)

"I'm just dumb old Frankie."
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"My twin brother, Freddie's, the boss, and what he says goes."
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"I screw up a lot. Stupid Frankie."
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"So, your twin brother is who I have to talk to?"
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"So tedious."
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"Damn it, Frankie!"
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"You just let some nut come in and open my plywood door?"
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"He was so fast, Freddie."
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"You have a human brother?"
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"Oh, yeah. And mama just loves Freddie."
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"She lets him have sex with girls"
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"but puts my ear to the stove for playing with the chickens."
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"How's that figure, you stupid mama?"
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"I'm sorry mama."
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"I-I-I can't get into this right now."
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"You can't tear down my tree father."
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"I can't stop it."
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"I'm drowning in bulldozer invoices."
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"I'm supposed to keep the yellow copy,"
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"but the purple one's prettier."
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"What can I do for you today, little buddy?"
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"You want to do something about that skin?"
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"I'm here because it's come to my attention that I am not growing."
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"You want to know the secret to growing?"
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"Get lots of sleep, eat lots of veggies,"
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"and always remember your inner worth,"
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"'cause that'll make you feel 10 feet tall."
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"Oh."
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"Klaus made it sound like"
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"you might have more immediate solutions."
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"You know Klaus?"
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"That changes everything."
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"Much can be done about your height."
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"Are you familiar with the abominable sciences?"
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"There's bone splicing, giraffe marrow transplant."
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"I could boil your brain in gorilla hormones."
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"I also have unorthodox options."
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"For instance, I could have your soul"
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"put into the body of something taller."
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"How comfortable are you with the serpent god Oxumaré?"
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"Not super comfortable."
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"We'll stick to surgery, then!"
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"I'd like to think on it."
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"What's there to think about?"
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"If B.B. King had come to me, he would have never died..."
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"at the height he was."
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"The Carconi brothers are coming to tear you down."
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"They're coming,"
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"and -- and I don't have any ideas about how to stop them."
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"Get out of the way, you tree-hugging fruit."
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"So, you think I'm a fruit, huh?"
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"Well, then a fruit I shall become."
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"Oh, my God, Freddie, we can't chop down a tree"
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"with a homosexual man in it."
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"Ugh, no."
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"I made a gay slur, then he threw it back in my face"
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"by acting like the kind of fruit that grows on trees."
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"Everybody thinks so fast."
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"Stan Smith, remove yourself from the tree immediately."
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"Not until you promise you won't cut it down."
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"That's a great idea."
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"I'll go and get on the roof of my store right --"
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Can I offer you a temporary tattoo?"
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"I'll get him down, Freddie."
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"I know just how to play this guy."
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"Please get down."
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"Freddie says the budget's so tight"
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"that if you delay us just seven days,"
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"the whole thing'll be canceled, saving your stupid tree."
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"Seven days?"
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"I can do that for my tree dad."
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"Dumb Frankie."
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"Dumb. Dumb."
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"W-what are you, uh --"
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"w-what do you get out of this Frankie thing?"
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"Actually, I get some great intel for Fikowski Asphalt."
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"It's me, Dom Fikowski."
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"You'll never make it a week."
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"Dr. Kalgary, I've decided I -- Oh, you're with a patient."
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"It's just Billy. He's part of the program."
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"One of my success stories."
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"I used to be six inches tall."
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"Now I'm daddy's favorite."
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"Look at me walk."
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"Oh, my God."
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"W-well, despite...this, I still want the operation."
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"I need to grow."
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"Wonderful!"
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"You'll be able to look over any stall in the men's room"
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"and see what's happening."
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"Hooray."
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"It's coming to the end of day 7 in --"
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"Oop, that weird Carconi brother"
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"who's always telling everyone he's an honorary firefighter"
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"is approaching the tree now."
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"Well, Freddie says once the sun sets,"
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"we got to send the crew home."
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"That means the stadium's dead"
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"and he's not gonna take me to Mountain Mike's Pizza."
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"And it's the sauciest pizza."
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"Oh, my sweet flesh family."
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"Come, be with me in my hour of triumph."
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"Honey, you've blown me away"
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"with your commitment to this hunger strike."
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"It wasn't supposed to be a hunger strike."
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"I kept asking you to bring me food."
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"But I stood strong."
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"Hayley, who would have thought that between the two of us,"
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"I'd be the first one to save a tree?"
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"I've saved lots of trees."
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"I'm sorry. You're right, sweetie."
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"Not ever buying or reading books is also a way of saving trees."
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"Where's Steve?"
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"Yeah, where is Steve?"
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"Oh, you guys don't know?"
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"Steve's with my associate, Dr. Kalgary,"
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"about to undergo an irreversible,"
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"fabulously risky, height-boosting procedure."
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"What? What?"
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