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Clips from Married with Children - No Ma'am (S08E08)

"...that we at No Ma'am are totally anti-woman..."
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"...so we found a typical working woman. I'd like to introduce her to you."
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"Coming live to you from the Club Squish, Miss Bubbles Double Dee."
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"Ms. Dee."
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"You're a working woman."
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"What do you think of Roe v. Wade?"
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"Gee, I don't know that much about boxing."
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"But I'd like to go out to dinner with whoever wins."
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"Let's take some questions from our audience, shall we?"
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"All right."
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"Would you jump up and down?"
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"Yes."
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"All right, next question."
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"All right, all right, all right. Now there, a typical working woman."
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"Al Bundy, you sloth."
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"You toad. You two-toed sloth."
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"This is no man."
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"Why the mask, Al? Take it off. Let the world see your snout."
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"Stop it."
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"You call yourself a man, but you're a coward."
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"- You're all cowards. - Yeah!"
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"- Honey, did you shut off the phone? - Yes."
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"- Stop the mail? - Yup."
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"- Did you cancel the newspaper? - Yes."
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"But won't the D'Arcy's be mad? I mean, it's their paper."
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"Honey, the D'Arcy's have bigger problems."
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"All right, Bud and Kelly Kat."
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"Let's go."
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"The Kat family."
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"Good choice, you blond airhead."
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"Mom, do you know where we're gonna live?"
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"No. But wherever it is at least we'll be together..."
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"...unless I can find someplace great."
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"Now, about your demand to not talk during sex?"
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"The only reason we ask you to..."
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"...is so that we know when you're finished."
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"Oh, yeah? Well..."
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"- You're a chicken. - Yeah!"
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"And if it's true we spend so little time in the kitchen..."
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"...then how come you spend so much time in the bathroom?"
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"Because..."
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"Because..."
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"...we don't wanna take over everything..."
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"...we just want equality, fairness, to be appreciated."
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"You're in No Ma'am's land now, baby."
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"So let's set the record straight."
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"You need us jar-opening, oil-changing, spider-squishing..."
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"...furniture-rearranging men a lot more than we need you."
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"Yeah!"
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"All right, you have a point."
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"There are some occasions when women do need men."
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"Well, like tonight for instance."
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"I need some men so I'm going to call them."
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"Oh, gentlemen."
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"You again, Bundy?"
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"Where were you when I got mugged out in front of my store?"
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"Hi, honey. I just wandered in."
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"- What's happening? - Get in the car."
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"- But Al and them made me... - Get in the car."
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"Hey, aren't you Jerry Springer, the masculine feminist?"
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"What the...?"
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"This may be the end of No Ma'am for now..."
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"...but it's not the last you'll here of it or me."
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"Peg, kids, come and get me. Please."
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"Who's that guy?"
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"Oh, he's doing community service."
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"My eggs, my eggs"
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"A stinky, yellowed undershirt..."
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"Can you do that again?"
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"So in conclusion..."
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"...and I am proud to be living in your world."
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