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Clips from Lucifer - Homewrecker (S02E02)

"When Los Angeles has so much to offer?"
Lucifer
"TOUR GUIDE: On your right,"
Lucifer
"that sells dogs in the shapes of purses."
Lucifer
"- That's on your left... - Pardon me, excuse me."
Lucifer
"Yeah, thank you."
Lucifer
"Please. That's your corner."
Lucifer
"Ah. Right. Forget everything"
Lucifer
"you just slept through."
Lucifer
"city of reinvention, where you can become"
Lucifer
"That humungous house in the distance, the owner,"
Lucifer
"he moved out here with just ten dollars and a dream."
Lucifer
"the largest underground sex club in the country."
Lucifer
"whatever you want. To your right hand side over here,"
Lucifer
"this folically challenged man... That's Sleepy Pete. Hello, Pete."
Lucifer
"Give us a wave."
Lucifer
"It's got enough baking soda in it to make a cake."
Lucifer
"It's not a bad idea, as I think about it."
Lucifer
"My brother and I are celebrating..."
Lucifer
"I don't understand him."
Lucifer
"And he's only been here for a few months."
Lucifer
"That he's a fallen angel."
Lucifer
"Oh, yes, that, too."
Lucifer
"Then this could be about more than finding a home for him."
Lucifer
"But we're here to talk about you."
Lucifer
"I didn't realize how true it was until I yelled it in her face."
Lucifer
"Yes, your mother,"
Lucifer
"to get back to the Silver City, but it's not my home."
Lucifer
"I was sent as a punishment."
Lucifer
"Like the DMV, but less screaming."
Lucifer
"Yes, I suppose it is."
Lucifer
"And why do you think that's the case?"
Lucifer
"Well, I don't know, Doctor. You tell me."
Lucifer
"I find that people"
Lucifer
"- (laughs, sighs) - So ask yourself..."
Lucifer
"Which is it?"
Lucifer
"Running or looking?"
Lucifer
"Oh, there's a lot of personality here, isn't there?"
Lucifer
"Appalling personality,"
Lucifer
"This man's home definitely was his castle."
Lucifer
"Hang on."
Lucifer
"That's Dean Cooper, the Los Angeles real-estate tycoon!"
Lucifer
"Deeply unpleasant man."
Lucifer
"to strike for my lease."
Lucifer
"may have finally caught up with him."
Lucifer
"the carotid, punctured"
Lucifer
"We got it."
Lucifer
"Did you get any prints?"
Lucifer
"Killer wiped it clean."
Lucifer
"Okay, well,"
Lucifer
"maybe he didn't wipe the glass clean"
Lucifer
"before it broke. Ella, are any of"
Lucifer
"Probably not."
Lucifer
"You're going to reassemble all those pieces?"
Lucifer
"I'm fairly certain there are people in Hell being forced"
Lucifer
"Oh."
Lucifer
"What's wrong?"
Lucifer
"You're leaving?"
Lucifer
"Lucifer, Cooper was one of the most hated men"
Lucifer
"And if I don't get there soon,"
Lucifer
"Maze will undoubtedly fix the problem herself, which usually"
Lucifer
"- involves knives. - But..."
Lucifer
"So unless you want to be blamed"
Lucifer
"for a four-toed Brittany..."
Lucifer
"Uh... hello?"
Lucifer
"We're closed."
Lucifer
"Hi, okay, we've got some anomalies here,"
Lucifer
"especially with the quarterlies..."
Lucifer
"to bribe the inspectors this month?"
Lucifer
"Are you the proprietor?"
Lucifer
"And who are you, lounging around like you own the place?"
Lucifer
"Oh, I actually do own the place."
Lucifer
"Lucifer Morningstar,"
Lucifer
"you're being evicted."
Lucifer
"All right, explain what you mean by evicted,"
Lucifer
"Okay, Mr. Morningstar. My name is Eric Cooper."
Lucifer
"divvying up the spoils."
Lucifer
"What happened to my father was unfortunate."
Lucifer
"Yes."
Lucifer
"But business is business."
Lucifer
"Well, impressed it is."
Lucifer
"so I'm sure you and I can come to some agreement."
Lucifer
"(gasps)"
Lucifer
"I want my father to turn over in his grave."
Lucifer
"Hated the old man, eh?"
Lucifer
"Well, I can relate to that."
Lucifer
"My father's not on my Christmas card list either."
Lucifer
"No, not really."
Lucifer
"- Not exactly legally binding. - Hm."
Lucifer
"Well, maybe we can write the new one in blood."
Lucifer
"I find that to be quite binding."
Lucifer
"You have no legal right to be here,"
Lucifer
"I'll have you removed."
Lucifer
"It's not that easy to remove me."
Lucifer
"Last time, it took the power of God."
Lucifer
"Not in front of all of these humans."
Lucifer
"That's fine."
Lucifer
"Let's go."
Lucifer
"- All right, let's go. - Let's go, man."
Lucifer
"of a good eviscerating, Maze."
Lucifer
"What was that about?"
Lucifer
"(scoffs) Mum? How?"
Lucifer
"Don't be absurd, Maze."
Lucifer
"The man wasn't destroyed by the Goddess of Creation."
Lucifer
"But that greasy weasel might be right."
Lucifer
"Don't act like your mother"
Lucifer
"I don't see it."
Lucifer
"you're hiding behind her skirt again?"
Lucifer
"I am handling things, Maze."
Lucifer
"Mom and I are trying to find a way back home."
Lucifer
"Pardon my interruption,"
Lucifer
"but what am I being blamed for now?"
Lucifer
"I know what you're doing,"
Lucifer
"It won't work."
Lucifer
"The demon is talking,"
Lucifer
"Typical, I suppose."
Lucifer
"who owns Lux to get Lucifer evicted."
Lucifer
"(chuckles)"
Lucifer
"Mazikeen."
Lucifer
"If I did come up with such a plan,"
Lucifer
"do you think it would be you who figured it out?"
Lucifer
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